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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

angry sushi

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Bro what are you on about? That's apple crush! Don't you know apple crush? He's got nothing to do with nolan, totally different person I swear.
His OPSEC is worse than superman putting glasses on. At this point i wonder if he's a generic training dummy for various 3 letter agencies out there. Not even example A, just a illustrative observation prior to being introduced to example A.
 

reinigen

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His OPSEC is worse than superman putting glasses on. At this point i wonder if he's a generic training dummy for various 3 letter agencies out there. Not even example A, just a illustrative observation prior to being introduced to example A.
Nolan's the kinda idiot who would be tricked to join a club that's 5 Federal Agents and 1 Nolan, and we later see him on TV for participating in a terrorist plan to bomb the mansion of the Governor of Ohio.
 

Nenélove

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Nolan's the kinda idiot who would be tricked to join a club that's 5 Federal Agents and 1 Nolan, and we later see him on TV for participating in a terrorist plan to bomb the mansion of the Governor of Ohio.
How do we know you're not a fed? You're looking kinda... glowie... there mr janitor.
 

Seth

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Nolan's the kinda idiot who would be tricked to join a club that's 5 Federal Agents and 1 Nolan, and we later see him on TV for participating in a terrorist plan to bomb the mansion of the Governor of Ohio.
And he would somehow find a way to blame his dad
 

El Rrata

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Fentanyl Floyd

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I'm just waiting for when he somehow manages to get into an argument with Nyaru on twitter.
 

Sithis

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Is it just me or has Nolan become even more feral since his exile?
 

El Rrata

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Is it just me or has Nolan become even more feral since his exile?
That is either the case or we just generally started paying more attention to his offsite activities.
 

Sithis

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What if we kicked off his serial killer arc?
 

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Abomination

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Small follow up... LOL not sure if i have to congratulate him or be sorry about it



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Our boy's made it to the big leagues now.
:gurasemperfi:
 

El Rrata

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Aka Split

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Nah, much to @Aka Split's chagrin, one of IRyS most popular older clips featured a comment by Nolan. I don't remember which one, though.
It was a MegaMan X stream, I always remember because I got a good reaction to one of my comments in that same stream (or was it a different Megaman X stream?)
Anyway, Nolan's thing was about 'charging booba', because IRyS originally thought the Milkshake song saying, "...but I'd have to charge" was about charging a phone or something.

I know he also got a comment read by Gura once, because he posted about it here. Truly the rarest of treats.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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It was a MegaMan X stream, I always remember because I got a good reaction to one of my comments in that same stream (or was it a different Megaman X stream?)
Anyway, Nolan's thing was about 'charging booba', because IRyS originally thought the Milkshake song saying, "...but I'd have to charge" was about charging a phone or something.

I know he also got a comment read by Gura once, because he posted about it here. Truly the rarest of treats.
It was even better because he came back like two days later and tried to claim "see! she did react to my comment".
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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It was even better because he came back like two days later and tried to claim "see! she did react to my comment".
Its too bad he never watched Lia. I imagine her saying "FUCK YOU Nolan" would have caused him to become the hero he was always destined to be
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Its too bad he never watched Lia. I imagine her saying "FUCK YOU Nolan" would have caused him to become the hero he was always destined to be
I wonder what his reaction will be when Rei and I finish this OP and proctor potentially streams it with Kirsche.
 

Superduper Samurai

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I predict that the topic of Nolan will someday be brought up during the Proctor and Kirschey's next e-date collab

I beleeb
 

BlueSharkTV

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It was even better because he came back like two days later and tried to claim "see! she did react to my comment".
even funnier, he wasn't the only one that wrote the comment she read so it was more than likely not his comment, and he was the one that proved there was other people writing the same thing. :ironmousekek:
 

Audi Vide Tace

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Nolan's the kinda idiot who would be tricked to join a club that's 5 Federal Agents and 1 Nolan, and we later see him on TV for participating in a terrorist plan to bomb the mansion of the Governor of Ohio.
That wouldn't even make the top 10 most outrageous things to happen in a given week for Ohio.
 
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Topo Chico

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You will not dunk on Nolan for looking like a fucking nerd 😤😤😤😤😤😤

Racism gets you excommunicated from the Chumbud association by King Nolan
 
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