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Nijisanji L Collection

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
>Be Rosemi
>finally get Tekken perms that you've spent years asking for
>even the big man himself, Harada, notices you
>get a collab with Hyte to have a PC build with your design
>finally reach 500k subs
>"wow, everything is going great!"
>Selen's termination causes you to lose your 500k milestone
>lose your Hyte collab
>get passed in subs by Doki within 8 days, so you've been effectively lapped by her
>still haven't recovered your 500k milestone after a month
>hemorrhaging of subs stopped at 480k but after 3 more weeks, continue to very slowly lose subs as no one is subbing anymore
>get dumpstered in a tekken tournament, now everyone is making fun of you
>only saving grace for your sanity is that you finally got your 3D debut approved
>lowest CCV 3D debut in Niji history at ~13-14k
>only $1,877 USD in superchats from a 3D debut
>Petra's 3D debut had better numbers because despite being put an hour in front of Holofes, she had the Niji JP audience supporting her
>Sony automatically copyright strikes your 3D VOD
>manage to resolve the copyright strike but it only has 142k views to Petra's 272k views for her 3D
>StarsEN had their 3D a month earlier and had higher avg CCV, max CCV, and double your superchats despite having almost half your sub count
>your highest superchat post-3D stream is $146 USD, the StarsEN duo have beaten that nearly half a dozen times since their 3D debut
>Doki gets the Hyte collab that was taken from you and everyone cheers for it
>AR Live Colors is finally announced, surely this will be your time to shine
>the concert is a trainwreck and you're barely in it because of cut content with Selen
>lost 2k subs in the past month because no one new is subbing, now at 478k, 500k milestone never again
>at least the next 3D debut is Millie, the fat fuck flip directly involved in the shitshow that nuked your channel, surely she'll take your record for worst 3D debut
>Millie's 3D debut has about the same CCV but she earns way more superchats than your 3D debut
>Doki gets invited to a Tekken Tournament
>she wins a set by knowing barely 5 moves, her team comes in 1st, and even Bandai Namco congratulate her
>now everyone is making fun of your shit performance at a Tekken Tournament while the FPSBird accomplishes another one of your dreams
>your sub count is down to 476k, which is mid-July 2023 performance, and shows no signs of growing, only slowly dying
>Nijisanji gets a collab with the NBA, one of the biggest containment breaking moments in vtubing, surely this will breath new life into your channel
>you're the only one out of the first 5 NijiEN gens not included despite having a Lebron James toy on your desk for years
>they even put the random guy from the weakest gen, TTT, over you because he's Elira's hanamori nepohire friend

LeBron James is basically a living manifestation of the Chris Chan Sonichu medallion, this bad luck shouldn't be surprising
 

Sky Shouter

YEAH! TONIGHT!
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
Rosemi might be on her way out the door, kinda like how Pomu was for the last few months?
God I sure fucking hope so, at that point I can completely stop caring about Niggasanji

She's like the last remaining hostage (okay, and Vivi too) we need to evacuate before I can call in a full wing of B-52 Migofortresses to completely :hypermigo:
Niji to the ground
 

Paladin

Resident Sad Girl Enjoyer
Joined:  Jan 5, 2023
>Be Rosemi
>finally get Tekken perms that you've spent years asking for
>even the big man himself, Harada, notices you
>get a collab with Hyte to have a PC build with your design
>finally reach 500k subs
>"wow, everything is going great!"
>Selen's termination causes you to lose your 500k milestone
>lose your Hyte collab
>get passed in subs by Doki within 8 days, so you've been effectively lapped by her
>still haven't recovered your 500k milestone after a month
>hemorrhaging of subs stopped at 480k but after 3 more weeks, continue to very slowly lose subs as no one is subbing anymore
>get dumpstered in a tekken tournament, now everyone is making fun of you
>only saving grace for your sanity is that you finally got your 3D debut approved
>lowest CCV 3D debut in Niji history at ~13-14k
>only $1,877 USD in superchats from a 3D debut
>Petra's 3D debut had better numbers because despite being put an hour in front of Holofes, she had the Niji JP audience supporting her
>Sony automatically copyright strikes your 3D VOD
>manage to resolve the copyright strike but it only has 142k views to Petra's 272k views for her 3D
>StarsEN had their 3D a month earlier and had higher avg CCV, max CCV, and double your superchats despite having almost half your sub count
>your highest superchat post-3D stream is $146 USD, the StarsEN duo have beaten that nearly half a dozen times since their 3D debut
>Doki gets the Hyte collab that was taken from you and everyone cheers for it
>AR Live Colors is finally announced, surely this will be your time to shine
>the concert is a trainwreck and you're barely in it because of cut content with Selen
>lost 2k subs in the past month because no one new is subbing, now at 478k, 500k milestone never again
>at least the next 3D debut is Millie, the fat fuck flip directly involved in the shitshow that nuked your channel, surely she'll take your record for worst 3D debut
>Millie's 3D debut has about the same CCV but she earns way more superchats than your 3D debut
>Doki gets invited to a Tekken Tournament
>she wins a set by knowing barely 5 moves, her team comes in 1st, and even Bandai Namco congratulate her
>now everyone is making fun of your shit performance at a Tekken Tournament while the FPSBird accomplishes another one of your dreams
>your sub count is down to 476k, which is mid-July 2023 performance, and shows no signs of growing, only slowly dying
>Nijisanji gets a collab with the NBA, one of the biggest containment breaking moments in vtubing, surely this will breath new life into your channel
>you're the only one out of the first 5 NijiEN gens not included despite having a Lebron James toy on your desk for years
>they even put the random guy from the weakest gen, TTT, over you because he's Elira's hanamori nepohire friend
Bets on Rosemi being in the fourth quarter graduation queue? It makes sense if she planned on leaving and Niji stopped putting her into shit.
 
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The Proctor

Manager Arc Unlocked?
Staff member
Lovebug Proctologist
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
Is Rosemi doesn't graduate after this, she's truly unfixable.
 

I Wanna Die

Don't do drugs, blow all your money on vtubers
Joined:  Nov 15, 2023
Is Rosemi doesn't graduate after this, she's truly unfixable.
That's assuming Niji lets her. They delayed everyone else's graduations for months and that was before the current mess. Many will probably only be able to graduate when their contracts are actually up and they refuse to renew. They will also probably want to have their next move ready to go.
 

RestlessRain

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 21, 2022
Nijisanji: Oh, you don't care about this sponsorship deal and you just want some extra money? Cool, we'll get the contract sorted.

Also Nijisanji: You'd love this sponsorship? It's been a dream of yours for years? We can't have someone achieving their dreams in Nijisanji, we'll find someone else for this one.
 

Nigel Nigerman

Once ya go Nigga, you'll never get bigga.
Joined:  Dec 22, 2022
This kinda proves the Clique or someone from the Clique has upper management's balls in their pocket. This won't change anytime soon as far as I'm seeing. You either get with their program or just be ignored to oblivion. It'll suck so bad if all you want is to just interact with your oshi (Vivi) or just freaking stream. We'll know soon enough if Denauth will suffer the same thing.
 

Superduper Samurai

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
I wonder how Gurrat anon is doing nowadays...
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

Well-known member
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
Nijisanji: Oh, you don't care about this sponsorship deal and you just want some extra money? Cool, we'll get the contract sorted.

Also Nijisanji: You'd love this sponsorship? It's been a dream of yours for years? We can't have someone achieving their dreams in Nijisanji, we'll find someone else for this one.
It really plays into their "gaslighting the talents into thinking they're worth nothing" so they stay under your thumb. That works in JP where "keep your head down and shut up" is engrained in their culture but when you deal with Westerners, you're bound to get someone that decides to say fuck it all like Sayu.
 

Superduper Samurai

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
I just hope this forum survives 3 or 2 years more so we can see the fruits of all the expired NDAs and carefully prepared (or sloppily made) tell alls from everyone in the industry
 

I Wanna Die

Don't do drugs, blow all your money on vtubers
Joined:  Nov 15, 2023
GIGA L
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The Rrat

Phoneposting, Rat-loving menace
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
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"How would you compete with Gura?"
"By quitting."
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

Well-known member
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023

The Rrat

Phoneposting, Rat-loving menace
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
>Gura comes back just to overlap the Doki's wrestletuber event and the Pixel Link debuts
She's been gone so long, she didn't get the memo that Selen got fired and this isn't a Niji event.
 

Superduper Samurai

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
She's been gone so long, she didn't get the memo that Selen got fired and this isn't a Niji event.
She wasnt aiming for doki
She was mogging the stars since she is the unicorn's strongest soldier
 

Kazuma

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022

Nenélove

Menace of the Asylum
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022

nitsuj293

Active member
Joined:  Jul 25, 2023
Wild how Doki is getting these numbers with Gura running at the same time.

Good for her good for her
 

Nenélove

Menace of the Asylum
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Wild how Doki is getting these numbers with Gura running at the same time.

Good for her good for her
Gura's audience: Chumcons, nips who think she's cute but don't understand her, holodrones, youtube normies
Doki's audience: Dramafags, ex-Nijifans, indie watchers, twitch normies

I don't think there's that much of an overlap
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

Well-known member
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
Gura's audience: Chumcons, nips who think she's cute but don't understand her, holodrones, youtube normies
Doki's audience: Dramafags, ex-Nijifans, indie watchers, twitch normies

I don't think there's that much of an overlap
The only real overlap is the holofags that also watch indies but that's a very small overlap. This is the largest vtuber in the world having their super rare stream so people are crawling over themselves to watch vs the collab between homoEN, various indies, and some small corps.
 
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