The upcoming quarter report is not looking so good 
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Nijisanji L Collection
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It's the same thing every time. Since they switched to chink sweatshops with cookie cutter merch, every time it arrived there would be twitter callouts how it falls apart, has missing parts, the colors are incorrect, basically anything that could go wrong. And given it's Nijisisters the failure rate was definitely much higher than you could've guessed by amount of posts
The thing is, sometimes you have to be willing to pay a little extra to avoid a sub-par supplier/contractor fucking you over. The lowest cost is often lowest for a reason. Niji's entire business model is to go for the lowest cost on EVERYTHING, which has now fucked them at least a half dozen times that I can think of (YAB, the merch issues, JP-only managers for EN talents, etc.) Gotta cut every penny out, that's a whole extra penny for the yacht, right?
25 hours from now, someone has to do an obligatory birthday stream. I am soooo excited to compare her earnings vs. her previous birthday stream vs. her previous 2023 birthday stream vs
Funny that the guest list has some familiar talents
Oh hi Petra. I thought you are gone gone
Ah, yes the shock when Niji EN livers are guests in a Niji EN birthday stream
tbf Petra streamed in english about as much as Meloco and KotokaAh, yes the shock when Niji EN livers are guests in a Niji EN birthday stream
Nah, Petra just regulated herself to the backend and helping with stuff (similar to what Ame did for awhile) since she's always did MV/Art stuff for other livers since debut anyway.
Funny that you believe you're making salient observations. I guess they call you schizo for a reason.
The guest list is all the NijiENs who are in Japan, so the NijiFes concert cast plus Petra and Meloco. Being an off collab, nobody else really could have come except for JP livers.
Also, I get that literacy is still a luxury where you live, but even you should have been able to read and understand Petra's hiatus notice.
Just to rehash what happened in 2023, Enna did a 42 second birthday stream with garbled and reversed audio that seemed to on the line of trolling and idiocy (perhaps both?) After that bit the regular birthday stream started.
Sometimes I wonder what’s going on in their heads.
Sometimes I wonder what’s going on in their heads.
Pretending to be suicidally depressed in front of a gullible audience of impressionable children is a very Enna move.
"Doki is so popular only because she was pity baiting with suicide, I am going to do the same and I will totally steal all of her audience. There is no way they are watching her because she is interesting, it has to be because she triggers their protective instincts"
Her mother is schizophrenic and it does run in the family on a woman side. Don't ask for reasonable answers
There seems to be another L buried under all the Rakuten fuckery. Merch needs to be remanufactured due to not meeting standards but they won't be ready until after NijiFES.
Riku has lost the mandate of heaven.
Twisty on these promotional art things. I'm sure Aster is in there too, but he's way less easy to spot and don't care enough to look.
I know this isn't particularly important since it's obvious now they weren't getting rid of them until after Fes, but I figured I'd post it anyways.
Twisty on these promotional art things. I'm sure Aster is in there too, but he's way less easy to spot and don't care enough to look.
I know this isn't particularly important since it's obvious now they weren't getting rid of them until after Fes, but I figured I'd post it anyways.
Aster is in red pretty far in the back, right next to Shu.
Just for comparison:
Both Twisty and Aster are also included in NijiFes attractions, Twisty on Day 2 and Aster on Day 3.
I don't know how "Live" those are going to be, they might all be pre-recorded.
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Go easy on him, he doesn't do well with critical thinking.>stream from Febuary 2023
>"this must be related to Dokibird somehow"
In fact, he'd probably fit in well over at /r/kurosanji, they love bringing up years old shit to get angry at again and again.
No, that just sounds how Millie usually talks
Songbird's latest birthday offcollab stream is done. It's time to compare some numbers between different birthday streams. TLDR at the end for those who do not like too much numberfagging.
Disclaimer: Streamlabs is not accounted for
2023 stream (playboard version):
2023 Bday Karaokespinning (playboard ver):
2024 stream (playboard version):
Nier fanmade concert (playboard version):
This year's birthday stream (playboard version):
TLDR:
2023 - Two birthday streams (zatsu and karaoke), earned around U$8069 supas; 247 memberships in, est. 400 gifted memberships
2024 - Two birthday streams (zatsu and nier concert), earned around U$1565 and U$2583 supas; 59 and 111 memberships in, est. 100 and 250 gifted memberships
2025 - One birthday off-collab stream, earned around U$1131 supas, 19 memberships in, est. 170 gifted memberships
For the people that only want to see (peak) ccv:
2023 zatsu - 6,021
karaoke - 15,273
2024 zatsu - 4,071
Nier concert - 9,526
2025 off-collab - 4,208
For perspective, the two 2024 streams has lost 48.59% in supas, 31.71% in memberships, and 12.5% of gifted memberships compared to two 2023 birthday streams.
The 2025 off collab stream has lost 56.21% in supas, 82.88% in memberships, and 32% in gifted memberships compared to the Nier concert stream.
As a bonus, let's compare how much ccv was lost between two identical streams:
2023 zatsu vs 2024 zatsu - 32.29% lost
2023 karaoke spinning vs Nier concert - 37.63% lost
Nier concert vs 2025 off collab karaoke - 55.83% lost
The latest 2025 birthday stream might change in viewcount, and someone might decide to simply donate some Simeleons to Enna for whatever reason
Also, it's impressive that she earned as much as that
when I factored in the concert huh (more if memberships are included). The same cannot be said about this year's birthday stream 
Disclaimer: Streamlabs is not accounted for
2023 stream (playboard version):
2023 Bday Karaoke
2024 stream (playboard version):
Nier fanmade concert (playboard version):
This year's birthday stream (playboard version):
TLDR:
2023 - Two birthday streams (zatsu and karaoke), earned around U$8069 supas; 247 memberships in, est. 400 gifted memberships
2024 - Two birthday streams (zatsu and nier concert), earned around U$1565 and U$2583 supas; 59 and 111 memberships in, est. 100 and 250 gifted memberships
2025 - One birthday off-collab stream, earned around U$1131 supas, 19 memberships in, est. 170 gifted memberships
For the people that only want to see (peak) ccv:
2023 zatsu - 6,021
karaoke - 15,273
2024 zatsu - 4,071
Nier concert - 9,526
2025 off-collab - 4,208
For perspective, the two 2024 streams has lost 48.59% in supas, 31.71% in memberships, and 12.5% of gifted memberships compared to two 2023 birthday streams.
The 2025 off collab stream has lost 56.21% in supas, 82.88% in memberships, and 32% in gifted memberships compared to the Nier concert stream.
As a bonus, let's compare how much ccv was lost between two identical streams:
2023 zatsu vs 2024 zatsu - 32.29% lost
2023 karaoke spinning vs Nier concert - 37.63% lost
Nier concert vs 2025 off collab karaoke - 55.83% lost
The latest 2025 birthday stream might change in viewcount, and someone might decide to simply donate some Simeleons to Enna for whatever reason
Also, it's impressive that she earned as much as that
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No updates for Aster the Harasser but his speshul announcement stream is delayed by another month to April Fools Day.
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