Nijisanji declares Total Retard War on Dokibird

[masterstocking]

Good night, everyone. This has truly been a month in 2024. Can't wait to see what the future burns down brings...

 

[Latte'Ninba]

Apparently around Japanese lunch time.

I assume it will just be a picture of him holding a piece of paper that says "Seren izu a ho"

I had to leave and catching up after listening, the best part is that unironically would've been a better announcement after all the other shit we got.

Someone should probably submit a comprehensive summary post before he completely butchers the facts on his next stream.

Someone on the farms already did a fairly big post about the start of a lot of this shit in the farms community happenings. Maybe you could say something about that or ask if they mind if someone updates it with the rest of this shit show or something.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

but Uruka us fine too.

I see you want to help with the 64 cub situation

 

[Hff201]

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[chihirogumi]

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[Lazybug]

I'm just....so disappointed in Elira....she's supposed to be a ray of sunshine...

 

[RiverBear]

What about the 84 cubs, though?

Can you handle the trash smell though?

 

[Tuwuturu]

I can't wait for Doki to get a megayacht!

 

[frz]

So with all that has come out, is this Ike, Vox or Aster who made this comment. Place your bets now.

 

[The Rratarded Alt]

New rrat:

Kurosanji had Riku prep 2 videos. One was to be released if the Liver plea was well-received and probably full of gloating and faggotry. We got the version that was made for when the Liver version crashed and burned. The Elira + co video made no sense to make with Riku's followup otherwise.

 

[Awoogers]

Holy fucking shit this shit is fucking filthy
-i trusted her
Bitch if you trusted her then don't throw her under the bus you fucking cockazoidal britbong walrus
-please leave her be
-fucking releases a hitpiece
ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING SERIOUS
SHE NEARLY KILLED HERSELF
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS I DONT CARE IF ITS ON A FUCKING GUNPOINT YOU ARE ALL DREGS WITH NO SHRED OF FUCKING HUMANITY
TELL ME THE CLIQUE ISNT REAL WITH THIS SHIT HOLY FUCK YOU ARE ALL DELUSIONAL FUCKS
-prease do not spread hate
YOU.ABSOLUTE.FUCKING.RETARD NOT ONLY IS IT CROCODILE TEARS NOT ONLY IS IT A HITPIECE ITS SPECIFICALLY TARGETED AS SELEN HERSELF JUST BECAUSE EHAT? PAPA RIKU GOT THE HURTY?
FUCKING FAGGOTS KILL YOURSELVES HOLY SHIT
YOU ABSOLUTE PR DISASTERS
I EXPECTED NONE BUT YOU STILL TANKED THAT SHIT UP HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING RETARDED PIECES OF SHIT
GOD YOU THREE ARE THE FUCKING WORST TYPES OF PEOPLE THAT I DESPISE THE MOST IN THIS FUCKING HELLSCAPE
BACKSTABBING FUCKING SNAKES

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

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So with all that has come out, is this Ike, Vox or Aster who made this comment. Place your bets now.

Definitely Ike, listening to his voice on Proc's stream is making my skin crawl with all the sexual predator energy stored within it.

Also, funnily enough, Millie's oshi Maimoto considered Selen his oshi for a while and even promoted her to other JP livers like Belmond and Rikiichi

Holy shit, if Millie was the bully, did this play a role in her targeting Selen?
THE RRATS BREED

 

[hara돌]

NijiJP members are like "Who?"

I get that this was said flippantly, but genuinely Selen was the best known member of the EN branch besides Vox because of her participation in various Apex events. She was well-respected for her Apex skill and played a big part in branching the gap between Niji EN and JP despite the language barrier. Her collab with Kanae was incredible.




(if the time-stamp didn't work, it's from about 19:30 to 22:45)
I'd bet most of the JP branch would at the very least recognize her and I'm curious how much of this they're even hearing about.
It seems that there have been feelings of dissatisfaction dating back for... ages, but I noticed it some more with Mayuzumi Kai's graduation, and then the shitshow with Axia Krone, and most recently with Chihiro and Momo... JP seems strong so far, but I'm not so sure how well this year will go.

Also, funnily enough, Millie's oshi Maimoto considered Selen his oshi for a while and even promoted her to other JP livers like Belmond and Rikiichi

THE LORE... ISREAL​

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I don't know if this makes it more or less funny, but if you check that wiki, it's some elaborate story written up by some Vox fan like 2 years ago.
To me, it is EXTREMELY funny that they somehow managed to predict this.

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I'm 100% not a lawyer, but they can't just... decide to share the documents with another party even if they feel they're involved, can they? In the case that they really did sign a binding agreement to keep things between certain parties, they would have to reach a different agreement in order to do that. This statement seems to be claiming that they did not sign anything and instead received a request from Selen's lawyer, which is directly contradicted by what Doki said on stream. If it was just a request, the action was scummy but legal. If it was a signed agreement, then they're in deep, deep shit.

Tazumi has been summoned

????
If they had this statement ready to go WHY DID EVERYTHING ELSE HAPPEN?
This really makes me think that Elira, Vox, and Ike were fully willing to do that statement or even suggested it themselves.
It makes no sense to me to do both, especially to have the objectively worse statement come out first.

 

[Lazybug]

Actually forget me where is @soap suds ? Do we need a wellness check...

 

[ScarletCorrupt]

Here, have a shitty meme

 

[NuPerezzorcjunmunospolkos]

keyword is redact. did they show them the full document? or only the part that matters to the respective talent?

the issue is that they showed the document to people outside the intended ones, if they didn't show it to anyone then it would be better for them, but they fucked it up in typical niji fashion.

They weren't supposed to see the documents at all. Period. I don't even think they were supposed to know Doki was talking to legal.

 

[thhrang]

Scarle liking the Kurosanji comment
This was NOT just her liking every comment on the stream either. She was at first, but stopped about 8 comments/15 hours before this was posted.

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The stream

 

[Punished Lurker]

Actually forget me where is @soap suds ? Do we need a wellness check...

Don't worry, I talked with him a couple of days ago and said he was busy with personal stuff, so if he's lucky he'll miss this entire situation

 

[thhrang]

 

[46gumi]

New rrat:

Kurosanji had Riku prep 2 videos. One was to be released if the Liver plea was well-received and probably full of gloating and faggotry. We got the version that was made for when the Liver version crashed and burned. The Elira + co video made no sense to make with Riku's followup otherwise.

Riku's desktop at the moment