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Nijisanji declares Total Retard War on Dokibird

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reinigen

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like my last 4-5 posts in this thread have been telling people to knock it off.I'm stupid as balls why are people smarter then me actually buying this shit.

Endlessly frustrating.
Yamanba we're on a gossip forum discussing the life and times of anime women. Lighten the fuck up. :dokibirdWhat:

Yes, I do. Niji JP has had their missteps, but nothing near as bad as this. This is a colossal shitshow and Nijisanji is at risk of losing 20% of their revenue total over it.
Agreed, he's going to be doing everything he can to figure out WTF happened and fix it before the next Quarterly/Yearly Investor's Meeting. THAT is when shit is going to really hit the fan.
 

No Name

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Upstanding defenders of the white race putting the yellow woman were she belongs.

Every true and honest racist must sub to Elira and Vox immediately.
I would rather sleep eternally and be reborn as a chink than sub to Vox.
 

The Rratarded Alt

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I would rather sleep eternally and be reborn as a chink than sub to Vox.
That would just make you more likely to sub to Vox, though.
 

Awoogers

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That would just make you more likely to sub to Vox, though.
either way its a lose lose situation youd best commit a kurt cobain and be done with it
 

Pencilfreak

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Anycolor appears to be doing a lot of hiring. Was this always around or is this urgent status new?

Now I’m wondering if they’re doing a lot of hiring to sack their bloated staff and management for fucking up so much in the EN branch.
 

Xuhle

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Now I’m wondering if they’re doing a lot of hiring to sack their bloated staff and management for fucking up so much in the EN branch.
That implying they had a staff more then a skeleton crew.
 

lolwatagain

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Yes, I do. Niji JP has had their missteps, but nothing near as bad as this. This is a colossal shitshow and Nijisanji is at risk of losing 20% of their revenue total over it.
If Riku cares about one thing, it's money. They clearly spent money on an actual PR person for his video, and the audience for that was clearly shareholders, rather than the general public.

Elira's shitshow was clearly aimed at the public and fans and if anyone wrote it, it was the sentient dumpster fire that is managing EN. Nobody with any PR experience touched that, if they had, they would have told them to sit in silence for 15 minutes instead.
Now I’m wondering if they’re doing a lot of hiring to sack their bloated staff and management for fucking up so much in the EN branch.
There is no way that they can salvage their activities in the US without firing everyone in management. It's fucking impossible.
 

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B-But you're the Rrat! How can you not join the rratking?!?
He's the true Rratking, here to reclaim the throne and strike down the fake.
 

Aquatic Novellite

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So, anons have figured out the true cause behind the collapse of Niji EN:

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And of course, a certain menhera manager turned talent inserted one of her friends into Nijisanji before joining Phase Connect.

The fish plays a long and patient game indeed.
 

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lolwatagain

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So, anons have figured out the true cause behind the collapse of Niji EN:

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And of course, a certain menhera manager turned talent inserted one of her friends into Nijisanji before joining Phase Connect.

The fish plays a long and patient game indeed.
There's no way this is correct.

None of these RRATs result in Lemon Woman being the ultimate mastermind orchestrating the downfall of NijiEN

:gloomiLaugh:
 

Laidho

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Phase fags not only insert their company into shilling, but also into the GURRAT
those phase shekels pay for alot
Fishman told me he would buy me Warcraft 3 Reforged keys if I breed rrats on /vt/.
 

I Wanna Die

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Has the GURRAT broadened to include the ancient pyramids and aliens yet?
 

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I was waiting for the "let's factor in phase somehow for no reason" stage of rrating.
Last cup of coffee? That’s Phase coffee right there.
 

Limkin

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Anycolor appears to be doing a lot of hiring. Was this always around or is this urgent status new?
If they keep paying for this less than a burger flipper in south negroidia is getting it will not change anything. They will just replace one set of incompetent fools, with another one but more melaninated
This is a colossal shitshow and Nijisanji is at risk of losing 20% of their revenue total over it.
The revenue isn't exactly linear from month to month, especially with high levels of parasocialism. I don't think I would be wrong in saying that g/bfe streamers easily make third of their income for the year on valentine alone. It will be a huge strain on the EN branch income, that will keep coming in at later dates. First, there is zero streams during the prime farm time therefore zero superchats. Then they will have to shove somewhere in accounting that they sold no merch either. Then they will also have to spread to the next report writing off all the money they spent on preproduction. As they get less money, the company will be unwilling to spend more money, thus drying out the revenue sources even further
 
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DelusionTree

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Yes, I do. Niji JP has had their missteps, but nothing near as bad as this. This is a colossal shitshow and Nijisanji is at risk of losing 20% of their revenue total over it.
I legitimately think one of the dysfunctions that is happening right now is the language barrier between upper Japanese management and English managers, causing a retarded game of telephone.
Elira's stream and Riku's video are in completely opposite public relations dimensions and it's kind of baffling the stream is still up.
 
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