Wait wait wait wait waitThis thread is slowly becoming /pcg/lite, first it was the impregnation and now it's feet again. Inshallah, we shall purge.
Let's consider our options first
"That’s god damn right chat! (slams water bottle) I just stare [snakes] right into the eyes and I'm like way more mentally ill than you are and they just stop, just like, 'holy shit' they start flicking their little tongues out and retract their fangs and are like 'O my God-I can carry bags for this bitch' (giggle) And they do! And they do "Juniper Actias
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🐇🌈Meet the long-prophesied king of the Capippalists. Forged by a thousand convention orgies, tempered by years of sissy hypnosis and radicalized by those Furred Reich audiobooks that made me cancel my subscription to Audible.🌈🐇
🐇🌈Anal Violence has decided to simultaniously take a swing at and defend everyone's favorite pink yabbit Pipkin Pippa in his latest trash rag article.🌈🐇
🍉Phase Connect is culturally enriched while in California for OffKai, has their truck carrying the setup for their convention booth broken into.🍉
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Let's consider our options first
thhrang
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The only correct solution is a final one.
Pippa needs every bit of encouragements and/or threats to bathing and hygiene she can get.
Fire marshal Pippa showing up in her Scuba gear 
Her having an education and her being retarded are not mutually exclusive statements.
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Pippa is not hairy confirmed.
"I'm ready to go! Send me in chief!" Said the woman wearing flippers, a body suit, and a snorkel standing outside a burning building.Fire marshal Pippa showing up in her Scuba gear
Yes and I'm pretty sure this exact thing came up last time she talked about it too.
ALso, just to elaborate on Pippa volumes
Hell yeah, "Feet is an acceptable fetish"!
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Feet is not an acceptable fetish, ever, under any circumstance, for anyone, except when it's Pippa who has it, in which case we have to be patient with her eccentric ways.
How do you feel about huffing gas that smells of shit?
>massive life changing decision
It's a 4 year job, with a decent amount of time off. Unless you're going into a combat role, it's not really that life changing.
It's a 4 year job, with a decent amount of time off. Unless you're going into a combat role, it's not really that life changing.
Damn, these beard bros are pretty passionate about keeping their facial hair in the navy. Why bother signing up if this is going to be such a problem for you?
Are people seriously this upset about shaving? It takes a couple minutes a day holy shit. People also suck at shaving if they keep getting razor burns or cuts.
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Just four years of indentured servitude.
just 4 years of state enforced sexual assault and diversity training.
Pippa has to do "company stuff" at midnight?
maybe a companh meeting. maybe shes clipping her toe nails.
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