"I don't condone sunning your holes, I would rather take my vitamin D orally through the pill instead of sunning my fucking asshole, the sun doesn't wanna see that. Apparently, apparently... you know the women who are into yoga? Like 'alternate' health, yeah they like sunning their holes, which is where you face your asshole to the sun to observe... absorb the vitamin D because, apparently, your skin there absorbs more vitamin D than other parts of your body. Somebody came up with it, and I don't know who. I bet it was Gwyneth Paltrow"Amanogawa Shiina
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"I might throw up" Wait that was just dry heaving?
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that's a deep rattle in her lungs
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that's a deep rattle in her lungs
I would pay money to not own either
Uh oh.
I can't not think of this now...
I was going to say I was disappointed that her fellow phase members didn't come to the stream to cheer her on but I get it now
Should have just covered the thing in peanut butter and just housed it.
Christ you dumb shit bunny walk off and drink some water.
Oh I think she's fucking puking.
She's tapping! The winner, by submission... the tarantula!
Fighting for her life right now.
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I do it for the meats!
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Poor Pippa. 
Tonight would've been a good night to become hellen keller
Jesus Pippa is so weak! That's how you know she was privileged growing up, she can't even handle forcing gross shit down her gullet to live! If she grew up in the outback she'd be able to handle spiders and shit!
You better go out there and hunt for yours when you get to this point, then.
If she vomits it up then she didn't eat it hahaha
Rie please, no one is jealous of chinks and their Tyranid-like ability to consume all biomass.
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