"I don't condone sunning your holes, I would rather take my vitamin D orally through the pill instead of sunning my fucking asshole, the sun doesn't wanna see that. Apparently, apparently... you know the women who are into yoga? Like 'alternate' health, yeah they like sunning their holes, which is where you face your asshole to the sun to observe... absorb the vitamin D because, apparently, your skin there absorbs more vitamin D than other parts of your body. Somebody came up with it, and I don't know who. I bet it was Gwyneth Paltrow"Amanogawa Shiina
Pip's reaction to pets is cute. I don't care for cats, but I do like it when women go all gooey over them. "Oooh, look at the little ears! Look at the little whiskers!"
"Instead of KFC you should go to Bojangles, or like.. Popeyes."
Alternately you can just cook your own chicken. Or get a Publix tendie sub. Or get a Rotisserie chicken from Costco. Sister Rabbit please stop eating out of a window.
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