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Pippa, kids can buy their own dangerous assault matches.
 

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Pippa, kids can buy their own dangerous assault matches.
Oi, do you have a loicense for that bic lighter?

>the walmart has security officers, they'll save me
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, what a good joke, Pippa. They don't get paid enough to stop some guy from kidnapping you in the parking lot.
 
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Can't see through the smoke, I know I'll roll down my window
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PIPIPIPIPIPIPI!!! my mother has cancer
 

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Imagine being a man and letting your Pippa drive alone at night instead of going with her or letting her stay at your house.

Oi, do you have a loicense for that bic lighter?
In jolly ol' Britbongistan they're having cops raid people's houses for unloisenced kitchen knoifs now.
 

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Watching this shit has me looking up prices for handguns in my area.
 

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PIPIPIPIPIPIPI!!! my mother has cancer
If there was a God, posting that should've transferred the cancer immediately from the chatter's mother to him.
 

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I was very confused what she meant by bunnies being corpuscular. Figured they were just very fucked up genetically.

Watching this shit has me looking up prices for handguns in my area.
On one hand, Glock 17 can be bought for about $700 though you might have to buy it in parts and assemble it, on the other hand I don't trust you with a gun.
 

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On one hand, Glock 17 can be bought for about $700 though you might have to buy it in parts and assemble it, on the other hand I don't trust you with a gun.
Heard 9mm can be unreliable for stopping power. Thinking .45 ACP for the extra bang.
Me neither but fear of chimps is starting to take precedent.
 

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Heard 9mm can be unreliable for stopping power. Thinking .45 ACP for the extra bang.
Me neither but fear of chimps is starting to take precedent.
I mean, thats why you shoot multiple times. You can stop people with 9mm or a 38, but if you want to pay extra for a .45 or a .357 feel free. I almost bought a USP .45 once, but they have really shot up in price (like most everything)
 

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Heard 9mm can be unreliable for stopping power. Thinking .45 ACP for the extra bang.
Me neither but fear of chimps is starting to take precedent.
Hollow points with a 17 round magazine will stop most things and hollow points give you the added justification that both the feds use them and you were shooting to kill because you feared for your life. You can get a revolver or something, though you can have a 9mm handgun and something like an older .855 AR.
 

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Imagine pulling a gun only to get Karen'ed.

Don't you just love diversity?

 

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I think the real advice is if you're doing taxi work, get one of those divider screens between the front and back seats put in.
 

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Dude was real calm, I could tell that it wasn't going to end well. If it was a robbery he would have probably been more on edge
 

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Ok, Pippa is partially right, only people who want to kill you and nigs will actually kill you. Mexicans and whites will let you go as long as you don't get to location 2.
 
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