[Live] PIPPAPOSTING

[John Vtuber👁️]

"She can't whistle? Adorable." -Reticule, probably

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

@Reticule can you fix her whistling at least?

 

[Realticule]

@Reticule can you fix her whistling at least?

Why would I? She sounds adorable like this.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

>spend 5 years being extra careful not to whistle
>feel gassy from some food
>accidentally make a brief whistling sound when you fart, causing you to die instantly

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

What is the benefit of purposefully triggering a zombie apocalypse?

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

>spend 5 years being extra careful not to whistle
>feel gassy from some food
>accidentally make a brief whistling sound when you fart, causing you to die instantly

Why did your brain go to farting in this situation?

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

What is the benefit of purposefully triggering a zombie apocalypse?

Only benefit is the ability to kill whoever you want/can without any repercussions

 

[Realticule]

What is the benefit of purposefully triggering a zombie apocalypse?

Slightly less annoying that troons?

 

[superduper]

What is the benefit of purposefully triggering a zombie apocalypse?

Some people live such boring purposeless lives that any action, even a miserable zombie apocalypse survival senario, is something they dream of.

Edit: What's with all these win win scenarios. They are just obvious yes answers.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Why did your brain go to farting in this situation?

I recently rewatched Austin Powers this weekend so farting jokes are pretty fresh in my mind.

 

[Nogglor]

FUCK THEM ALIENS

 

[Realticule]

All of Earth's problems disappear, Africa most affected.

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

All of Earth's problems disappear, Africa most affected.

Imagine what all of the Nubian queens there will think of me after they learn I solved all of their problems for them

 

[Thomas Talus]

Pippa has admitted that chat is smarter than her, capture this moment for posterity.

 

[JMForte]

I always like this format Pippa is doing, hope she does more stuff like this because it's always pretty good. Also if anyone wanted to know that one goat video Pippa thanked an anon for.

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

you can fly

but

you have to be NolanCrush while your doing it​

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

Idk if flying's worth it if I have to turn into this

you can fly

but

you have to be NolanCrush while your doing it

even worse!

 

[thhrang]

you can fly

but

you have to be NolanCrush while your doing it

I revert back to normal after I land, so it's a sacrifice worth making.

 

[superduper]

Unironically, I would take the 10 years. It would make life worth living again...

 

[Hff201]

>we were both very young back then
>she's about 30

???