[Live] PIPPAPOSTING

[Sven]

You know what, thank God Pippa never had a real job. She would be the worst coworker ever.

She talks a big game but every instance of her meeting people has had her bringing snacks and food

 

[famous artist pipkun]

Pippa, sometimes coworkers are nice to each other because they know it's going to be a long day, people (in general) won't expect you to bring treats in every day

and if you're nice to them, they'll more likely to be nice to you in turn, you gotta get all the allies you can on the clock

pippa would never be able to trade shifts with anyone ever

 

[Realticule]

Talking about how to best optimise Starbucks purchases is just another quality white woman tangent, thanks Pippa.

My good sir, are you feeling ill? It is unlike you to complement our preferred performer.

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"See You Later Space Cowboy."

 

[Hff201]

My good sir, are you feeling ill? It is unlike you to complement our preferred performer.

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"See You Later Space Cowboy."

This bit still isn't funny.

 

[Realticule]

My good sirs, I do say, I applaud our pleasant performer's love of shekels, truly she is of good mind.

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"See You Later Space Cowboy."

 

[Spergatory]

This bit still isn't funny.

Hits too close to home for you?

 

[thhrang]

She should choose her words carefully or else she's gonna accidentally scare off some of the oilbarons!

 

[naganon]

She should choose her words carefully or else she's gonna scare off some of the oilbarons!

I mean she hasn't scared off JL7ten yet. I don't know if there's anything she could do to scare them off

 

[kingcaid]

Yeah I think all oilbarons are creepy mother fuckers too pippa.

 

[Security]

Saved for posterity.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

>why can't people be chill?
Because they're whores, Pippa.

 

[Hff201]

Pippa's a classy lady, only the fancy McDonalds will do.

 

[Spergatory]

Pippa ruining the own point she was making and now is tangenting. Classic

 

[thhrang]

She has been conditioned by the one fucking Japanese McDonalds ad.

 

[MythicalSloth]

No Pippa, McDonald's isn't a very good date location. Not until you're at least a 6 months into the relationship.

 

[Eat em and breed em]

this bit reminds me of a guy on 90 day fiancee who spent i think 40k on a chick in ukraine and didnt meet her once

 

[famous artist pipkun]

Saved for posterity.

thats why i only donate to vtubers with doxes readily available

 

[RedRage]

No Pippa, McDonald's isn't a very good date location. Not until you're at least a 6 months into the relationship.

Just take them to a local restaurant, usually pretty cheap, but not fast-food cheap.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

thats why i only donate to vtubers with doxes readily available

negro I've seen you donate to Sleepy

 

[Realticule]

She has been conditioned by the one fucking Japanese McDonalds ad.

My good creature, do you protest that the ad in question was of quality?

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"See You Later Space Cowboy."