He's like a psychic vampire. Except instead of purposefully draining his victims, he simply gains extended life as his enemies fuck up their own lives.
I will excuse that pits superchat faggotry because it lead to the funny mindfuck revelation that Pippa is bigger than Jim in subcount now and he didn't dwell on the pits thing very long. Actually funny.
That's a hell of a list of things to remember into the new year
1. Don't put mayo and cheese on a danish
2. Do not take financial advice from Boogie
3. Never listen to an influencer when they tell you about open relationships
4. Maybe consider not getting the Crisco fisting enema well strapped to a crucifix
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