The Reticule is spreading, Proctor has to nuke this thread before the entire Asylum is consumed.
I accuse myself of the following crimes:
I have seduced chuubas of all stripes.
I've been to the proletarian areas,
I've deliberately contracted
tummy hort in order to spread the disease to my oshi and other Party members.
Together with other agents, I counterfeited bank notes, wrecked industrial machinery,
polluted the water supply, and guided Chink rocket bombs to targets on Airstrip Phase Connect One by means of coded radio signals.
I stand here a victim of the influence of Reticule Goldstein.
Guilty on all counts. I'm glad I was caught. I was mentally deranged. Now I am cured.
I ask only for you to accept the love of our leader,
Der Proctor.
I ask only to be shot while my mind is still clean.