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[Saturnus]

...are you serious?

People actually type using only their index fingers? Seriously? This is an actual thing?

The american school system tried to teach me multiple times but it failed. I moved on from solely index fingers to mostly a mix of my Index, Middle, and Ring finger with the occasional use of my thumbs for the space bar and my pinky to hit caps lock to Type In Uppercase.
I only learned to use more than just my Index fingers so I could sling slurs and tell my idiot teammates in video games to fucking PLAY AS A TEAM faster.

 

[formerly pipkin (Parody)]

As a tech that does work for a lot of zoomers...

yes. Unfortunately.

I mean, I only use one finger on mobile.

 

[naganon]

>spent entire life terminally online
>can't even type properly

That's what happens when you grow up on the computer before you are taught how to type. I don't type properly, but I'm still much faster than most normalfags because of runescape as a kid.

 

[Eat em and breed em]

I type like a retard, only 51 wpm

 

[Spergatory]

The american school system tried to teach me multiple times but it failed. I moved on from solely index fingers to mostly a mix of my Index, Middle, and Ring finger with the occasional use of my thumbs for the space bar and my pinky to hit caps lock to Type In Uppercase.

Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing didn't fucking work.

 

[Realticule]

Now those are some adorable Pippa noises.

 

[MythicalSloth]

The american school system tried to teach me multiple times but it failed. I moved on from solely index fingers to mostly a mix of my Index, Middle, and Ring finger with the occasional use of my thumbs for the space bar and my pinky to hit caps lock to Type In Uppercase.
I only learned to use more than just my Index fingers so I could sling slurs and tell my idiot teammates in video games to fucking PLAY AS A TEAM faster.

Same here. My handwriting also became a weird marriage of cursive and print.

 

[Lazybug]

Yeah I have to chicken peck too I blame it on using a keyboard before being taught how to do home row once you learned something the first time it tends to stick.

The other thing that never changed was my writing it was so bad teachers stopped asking about it and as such it still looks bad. .

 

[Security]

Well now that I'm noticing it I realize that I type in a weird way. My left hand types normally, but my right hand only uses the index finger. Huh.

I never, ever noticed I type this way. My best guess as to why I do this is I grew up on FPS shooters in the 90s (left hand on keyboard, right hand on mouse, left clicking for days).

I'm still not taking back my insults on you people who use only their index fingers. Freaks.

 

[Eat em and breed em]

I type like a retard, only 51 wpm

In my defense, my MS has fucked with my hand coordination

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

As a slow typer with all ten fingers I'm just thinking about her two skinny brittle pale twigs she calls fingers flying all over the keyboard and somehow still managing 70WPS and I'm seething. I'm ready to start breaking things.

Does she use one finger to type WASD while playing Overwatch too? Is that how people use computers?

 

[Godzilla1984]

The american school system tried to teach me multiple times but it failed. I moved on from solely index fingers to mostly a mix of my Index, Middle, and Ring finger with the occasional use of my thumbs for the space bar and my pinky to hit caps lock to Type In Uppercase.
I only learned to use more than just my Index fingers so I could sling slurs and tell my idiot teammates in video games to fucking PLAY AS A TEAM faster.

Canada is decades behind the US.
We were taught to type on type writers before the school could afford electronic word processors.

 

[Spergatory]

In my defense, my MS has fucked with my hand coordination

Well I have no hand issues and I only get 40 WPM. I win this retard battle.

 

[kingcaid]

This is how she is when she's shitposting random threads at 2am.

 

[Realticule]

Gremlin mode Pippa, is it better than Goblin mode Pippa? Find out at eleven.

 

[MythicalSloth]

Ms. Worldwide.

@Reticule a Nigerian prince has come to claim the rabbit.

 

[DogBone]

I'm a racist, and even I think she went too far on Nigerians...

 

[Henrik Carter]

I'm bad at this.

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

Canada is decades behind the US.
We were taught to type on type writers before the school could afford electronic word processors.

My graphic design class didn't have computers. It was all theory, which we ran through barely into the second semester so the teacher had to bust out random bullshit like two weeks of "The Holocaust was bad, and that's why monumentalist arcitecture is also bad, m'kay" and equally wacky shit.

 

[thhrang]