"Muh therapist is gonna enjoy this so much, because before this, all I ever told him was 'I'm saaad, I'm angry, I'm empty inside...' nnhehaHaHUAHAhuahua, and instead now it's gonna be like 'I'm stressed! I haven't been sleeping! there's so much work!' ehahaHahUHUAHUAHahuahua, I'm just so happy to be working again"Dokibird

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Godzilla1984

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>missing a bunch of teeth
>im healthy, chat
 

Realticule

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"I don't drink water, and I have no problems" sys the woman with melted teeth, chest pains, and bloodshot eyes.
 

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Pippa are you double dog daring chat to bring up your teeth? And yeah, most 24 Year olds haven't had a kidney stone....until THEY HAVE A KIDNETSTONE
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I can fix her (dietary habits) (by creating and cooking a meal plan based on her personal tastes)
 

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She obviously didn't heed the warning of my kidney stone arc in the homeland's thread a while back.
 

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I can fix her (dietary habits) (by creating and cooking a meal plan based on her personal tastes)
I can fix her bad habits by squirting her with a spray bottle whenever she does something wrong like she's a rabid cat.
 

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>It said Keto on the box but Mamakin said it wasn't keto so this means Keto diets are a lie
Pippa you fucking dumbass. They do this to "gluten free" products too. People bandwagon dietary trends (even though Gluten free shit wasn't suppose to be a dietary trend) and try to make quick profit with "Keto friendly chocolate" to try and prey on the people who barely even try to live to their dietary lifestyles and instead use their diets as a status symbol, like veganism.
 

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Pippa makes me very concerned. We need a stern father figure that tells Pippa how to get healthy, I'm not sure she'll listen otherwise
 

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I can fix her (dietary habits) (by creating and cooking a meal plan based on her personal tastes)
Calm down sparky or you'll get sued for copy right infringement.
 

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Godzilla1984

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Fight to the death when?
Please.
End our suffering.
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Realticule

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Melee weapons will always have a place because not all combat happens in fields and sometimes you find yourself in close quarters situations. Like inside buildings.
 

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Beat Tau players to death
Judo flip Tau players into vats of molten miniature plastic
Crush Tau players' skulls with black library omnibuses
Shoot Tau players into the sun
Run Tau players over with Rhinos
Behead Tau players with dull chainsword replicas

>make explosive suicide drones
>but put a knife on them too
This is your brain on Bismarck design decisions.
 

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Pippa you just gave Big Pharma an idea on how to vaccinate everyone.
 

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Melee weapons will always be a good backup and utility (ex. knife) but when there is distance, lethal (range) weapons will always reign supreme.

Knives are lethal, the word you're looking for is "ballistic"
I saw loomi's "assets" on the screen and lost my train of thought.
 

Realticule

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Melee weapons will always be a good backup and utility (ex. knife) but when there is distance, lethal weapons will always reign supreme.
Knives are lethal, the word you're looking for is "ballistic"
 

Realticule

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Zippity doo da Pippa!

And she's lonely! I can fix that! :smugpipi:
 

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>They should've remade Song of the South, but changed everything

I guess we were overdue an -especially- dumb white woman take.
 

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Pippa don't advocate for more Disney remakes. They've ruined my childhood enough already.
 
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