[Live] PIPPAPOSTING

[DogBone]

How do you plan on getting them to her?

It'll be like when all those people were going to raid Area 51. He'll cosplay as Colress and run up to the compound while Naruto running. Powered by autism and lust for anime rabbit feet, he'll run faster than her bullets!

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

It's a simple plan really. Reticule is going to make an agreement with the renters from his slums that they will be allowed to live in his rundown apartments rent free for three months as long as they help him to charge Pippa's house. These people don't have that many options, so the promise of a home to live in for free for two months is a deal that cannot be refused. He will then equip his Colress cosplay (which is really just a labcoat he found from a thrift store, a blue paper mache ahoge and one of his renters glasses that he borrowed) and prepare to lead the charge. Of course his army of rentoids will wonder why his chose to only wear these three articles of clothing, but with one month rent free living on the line, they choose not to question.

They then strategically charge forward, creating Waco the Sequel in their attack, but like most sequels it's nowhere near as interesting as the first. Turns out a schizophrenic, malnourished little woman's buckshot is extremely effective on a group of malnourished, uncoordinated normies fighting to take half off of next month's rent. With all the frontline men dead or injured, Reticolress will make it to Pippa's front door, and with her spending all her ammo on her rentoids, his plan to fix her is almost within grasp.

Unfortunately, he forgot that Pippa keeps guns in every room in her house, including the entrance. She peels the duct taped pistol from the the wall next to her front door and unloads 30 superchats worth of bullets into her attacker fixer. News crews and police will arrive to make the necessary arrests and story spinning as to why guns need to be removed from every household in america and the renters will claim that they can't go to the hospital as the need to go into work tonight to pay the two months of rent that they agreed to owe Reticule.

Pippa will look across the battlefield that became her home street and simply think, "This will make great content for tonight's stream."

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

 

[Awoogers]

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yeah this is probably for reticule specifically

 

[Salado]

how do jews airdrop contrabands i feel like thats what hes gonna do

The Mossad "stole" five missile boats in France. They can do whatever they want.

 

[famous artist pipkun]

hey .22lr nearly got reagen killed

 

[kingcaid]

Watching pippa get shot down by sleepy is painful. The life of a seething bisexual femanon truly is suffering.

 

[DelusionTree]

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Jesus Christ Pippa, I hope you didn't spend 300 bucks on that piece of shit memegun.
For the same amount of money there are plenty of decent carry pistols that are actually useful.

 

[MythicalSloth]

Jesus Christ Pippa, I hope you didn't spend 300 bucks on that piece of shit memegun.
For the same amount of money there are plenty of decent carry pistols that are actually useful.

Easier to extract tears from an injured target than a dead one.

 

[Tamavitch]

I thought the coffee was long since sold out...

 

[Eat em and breed em]

Wonder how compelled she will be to guerilla tonight cause of the "didn't interact with chat nuch". Just focus more on staying cool after.

 

[logitech]

Feet arc again electric boogaloo?

 

[thhrang]

It's a simple plan really. Reticule is going to make an agreement with the renters from his slums that they will be allowed to live in his rundown apartments rent free for three months as long as they help him to charge Pippa's house. These people don't have that many options, so the promise of a home to live in for free for two months is a deal that cannot be refused. He will then equip his Colress cosplay (which is really just a labcoat he found from a thrift store, a blue paper mache ahoge and one of his renters glasses that he borrowed) and prepare to lead the charge. Of course his army of rentoids will wonder why his chose to only wear these three articles of clothing, but with one month rent free living on the line, they choose not to question.

They then strategically charge forward, creating Waco the Sequel in their attack, but like most sequels it's nowhere near as interesting as the first. Turns out a schizophrenic, malnourished little woman's buckshot is extremely effective on a group of malnourished, uncoordinated normies fighting to take half off of next month's rent. With all the frontline men dead or injured, Reticolress will make it to Pippa's front door, and with her spending all her ammo on her rentoids, his plan to fix her is almost within grasp.

Unfortunately, he forgot that Pippa keeps guns in every room in her house, including the entrance. She peels the duct taped pistol from the the wall next to her front door and unloads 30 superchats worth of bullets into her attacker fixer. News crews and police will arrive to make the necessary arrests and story spinning as to why guns need to be removed from every household in america and the renters will claim that they can't go to the hospital as the need to go into work tonight to pay the two months of rent that they agreed to owe Reticule.

Pippa will look across the battlefield that became her home street and simply think, "This will make great content for tonight's stream."

Best post in this entire thread, congratulations.

Feet arc again electric boogaloo?
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[famous artist pipkun]

Best post in this entire thread, congratulations.

in this heat wave? um *fan noises*

 

[Realticule]

I thought the coffee was long since sold out...

It sold out a while ago but they restocked, there was no way it was a limited run and the reason so many influencers do coffee these days is because there are a couple companies that will put the coffee in branded bags and let them claim it's their own company (Phase doesn't do this), and more importantly it's a consumable product so unlike mousepads or Daki's the same customer can continue buying the coffee indefinitely.

 

[Pippenis Inspector]

It sold out a while ago but they restocked, there was no way it was a limited run and the reason so many influencers do coffee these days is because there are a couple companies that will put the coffee in branded bags and let them claim it's their own company (Phase doesn't do this), and more importantly it's a consumable product so unlike mousepads or Daki's the same customer can continue buying the coffee indefinitely.

Imagine what type of person would be willing to drop $40 per bag of shit coffee at regular intervals.

 

[DogBone]

Imagine what type of person would be willing to drop $40 per bag of shit coffee at regular intervals.

Reticule knows so much about the coffee because he's the only person who's bought it. In order to not appear creepy, he makes all the purchases using sock accounts to make it look like it's a bunch of different people.

 

[Realticule]

Imagine what type of person would be willing to drop $40 per bag of shit coffee at regular intervals.

There are people who buy Beanie, Quarterpounder, and Adamcast coffee regularly without realizing that all of these people probably don't own their own personal coffee companies. I'll give them credit at least, their coffee is 12oz for under $20 while Pippa's coffee is about 8oz if I did the conversion right for $35. Are we sure Sakana is Asian and not actually Ben Shapiro in Chinese makeup?

Reticule knows so much about the coffee because he's the only person who's bought it. In order to not appear creepy, he makes all the purchases using sock accounts to make it look like it's a bunch of different people.

Slonder!

 

[kingcaid]

Realistically speaking, BRs cant be any worst then the pitfags.

 

[Hff201]

In order to not appear creepy,

Rrat discarded due to lack of understanding of the individual's behaviour.