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thhrang

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Retard.
 

Henrik Carter

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Literally handed a job.
 

Titanosaurus

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She probably didn't get hired for putting weird hours like 12pm-5pm and shit a lot of neets try to do. You have to be available ALL THE TIME then get picky once your foot's in the door.
 

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Its more about grievance studies infecting every single subject.
One of my friends has a kid and when they were in middle school learned about how white people invented slavery and racism. I'm not even kidding, he was fucking livid.
bruv, jews ARE white.

is thhrang jewish too?
 

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Topo Chico

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Its more about grievance studies infecting every single subject.
One of my friends has a kid and when they were in middle school learned about how white people invented slavery and racism. I'm not even kidding, he was fucking livid.
One instance I learned about was a college stat course where all the cases were oriented around social justice.
 

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Born with the woman buff, but born with the autism debuff. Unlucky.
 

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You have to be available ALL THE TIME then get picky once your foot's in the door.
No, you need to be there for a year or two at least, and survive the "Hey, you're the new guy, can you come in tomorrow night? I know it's your 6th 12 hour shift in a row, but nobody else can do it." before you can get picky.
 

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Realticule

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>Be wagie HR person
>Get resume
>Pokemon hunter listed as certification program
>Interests piqued
>See Caucasian as race
>Throw resume in trash
>Pat self on back
>Company stock drops to all time lows.
 

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No, you need to be there for a year or two at least, and survive the "Hey, you're the new guy, can you come in tomorrow night? I know it's your 6th 12 hour shift in a row, but nobody else can do it." before you can get picky.
you'd be lucky to get that overtime in this economy

They all say that when it's convenient
:smugpipi:
only jews say jews arent white
 

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Her parents are kind of right, you have to go in and talk to the people who can actually make the decision and leave an impression. If you're just going in to hand them a resume and leave you're wasting time just like applying online.
For actually involved jobs, sure, but the supermarket guys don't give a fuck, they have online systems to make the process quicker and easier for themselves and don't want random teenagers showing up and wasting the company's time just because their parents told them too.
 

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Wow what a great big sister. You can live at my house if you pay and do all my work.
 

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Its okay he managed to get on ABs shitlist already.

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lol, he's worst then me!
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1.log: 2023-08-29 21:39:07 | Cottontailed: Yeah either way u finna die
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:39:38 | Cottontailed: WHO THE HELL SAID THEY’RE RUNNING FROM AN AVALANCHE 
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:39:56 | Cottontailed: NAHHHHH YA’LL ARE ANOTHER BREED OF HUMAN
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:40:47 | Cottontailed: but like actually tho this is kinda interesting to think abou
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:41:36 | Cottontailed: PLAY GAME OF LIFE ONLINE…NEVER PLAY IT OFFLINE OK
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:41:57 | Cottontailed: IT MAY BE MORE FUN BUT IT HAS CONSEQUENCES:(
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:42:44 | Cottontailed: ME WHEN: :skull::skull::skull:
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:43:06 | Cottontailed: A FREE WATERSLIDE
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:43:18 | Cottontailed: A BRAND NEW WATERPARK TO VISIT
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:43:43 | Cottontailed: IT’S LIKE A TRAVELLING SHOW…WAIT HOL UP- :skull::skull::skull:
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:44:19 | Cottontailed: YOU HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN MY FINAL FORM :smiling_face_with_horns::smiling_face_with_horns::smiling_face_with_horns:
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:45:16 | Cottontailed: Fr fr tho like protect yourselves 
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:45:53 | Cottontailed: make wize desisions gize :)
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:46:38 | Cottontailed: I HAVE ALMOST DROWNED…3 TIMES IN MY LIFE- :skull::skull::skull::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face:
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:48:43 | Cottontailed: PIPA…WHAT!?
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:49:27 | Cottontailed: NAH Now I’m gonna have nightmares about Granny from the game Granny :(
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:50:49 | Cottontailed: My bestie wanted to race and whoever made it out first would get a cookie or smth so I was DETERMINED TO GET THE HELL OUTA THAT POOL. But I swam under my bestie and I got kicked in the face (deep-end)
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:51:31 | Cottontailed: Pippa…R U SURE UR OK THO
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:52:02 | Cottontailed: my brain hurts just to think
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:52:38 | Cottontailed: I love the sound of fresh hail on my glass window :)
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:53:43 | Cottontailed: LMAOOOOOO
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:53:54 | Cottontailed: UNDERSTANDABLE THO
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:55:31 | Cottontailed: WHO THE HELL SAID IS SHE SINGLE :skull::skull:
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:56:37 | Cottontailed: This kinda sounds cringe but…THAT’S ACTUALLY SO REAL THOUGH:double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark:
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:57:41 | Cottontailed: IT’S THE ABSOLUTE WORST WHEN THE JUST LOOK AT U WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THE WHOLE TIME AS WELL…LIKE- :skull::skull::skull::skull::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face:
1.log: 2023-08-29 21:59:55 | Cottontailed: It’s always the little stuff when you’re younger and it gets worse as you get older :angry_face_with_horns::angry_face_with_horns::angry_face_with_horns::angry_face_with_horns::angry_face_with_horns::angry_face_with_horns::angry_face_with_horns:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:00:18 | Cottontailed: LIKE BRO WHAT I’M NOT AS STUPID AS YOU THINK I AM :expressionless_face::expressionless_face::expressionless_face::expressionless_face::expressionless_face::expressionless_face:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:00:53 | Cottontailed: I AM THE OLDEST I HAVE THE MOST EXPERIENCE AND THAT IS WHAT BREAKS ME IN. HALF. :angry_face_with_horns::angry_face_with_horns::angry_face_with_horns::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:04:09 | Cottontailed: IT WORKS BUT IT DOESNT WORKKKKKKKKKK :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:05:38 | Cottontailed: Yeah banter is just fine
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:05:56 | Cottontailed: Dark jokes are just as funny as wholesome ones
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:07:37 | Cottontailed: And they wonder why I’m quiet and hide in the nice room at EVERY. SINGLE. FAMILY. GATHERING.
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:08:35 | Cottontailed: If people are paying for me…that’s a completely different story tho :relieved_face::relieved_face::relieved_face:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:09:21 | Cottontailed: AND THEY WONDER WHY I’M CHRONICALLY ONLINE :expressionless_face::expressionless_face::expressionless_face:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:10:08 | Cottontailed: AS SOON AS YOU MAKE THE SLIGHTEST CRITICISM ABOUT THEM… IT IS LITERALLY GAME. F*****G. O V E R
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:10:54 | Cottontailed: LIKE BRO WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED, I THOUGHT YOU WERE AWARE OF YOUR ACTIONS BUT CLEARLY YOU AREN’T
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:13:45 | Cottontailed: AND AS SOON AS I START MAKING BAG AND LIVING IN CILICONE VALLEY AND HAVE LOT’S OF FRIENDS AND LOVE EVERYONE. NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU GUYS CARE ABOUT ME :exclamation_question_mark::exclamation_question_mark::exclamation_question_mark::exclamation_question_mark: I AM LITERALLY IN PAIN MENTALLY RN 
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:15:50 | Cottontailed: I am the oldest of 2. Me and my sister. My parents have clearly been doing bad stuff to her for 5 years straight. AND AS SOON AS I ACT NICE AND ASK THEM TO STOP. THEY START GOING BATSHEET CRAZY:double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:16:20 | Cottontailed: I’m done ranting officially now :)
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:16:40 | Cottontailed: Pip Pip Pippa…U there?
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:18:17 | Cottontailed: AS SOON AS I MAKE MY BAG AND GET THE HELL OUTA THIS HELL HOLE IT’S OOOOOOOVER FOR THEM B-
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:19:00 | Cottontailed: AND WHEN I DO IT
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:19:10 | Cottontailed: I’LL BE LAUGHING SOOOOOOO FLIPPING HARD
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:20:28 | Cottontailed: Yeah the best bet is to just forget they exist as soon as you get the opp to do so
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:26:08 | Cottontailed: MY DEVICE DIED BEFORE I COULD COMMENT IN CHAT :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:26:56 | Cottontailed: That’s so real Pippa
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:28:10 | Cottontailed: You are allowed to put yourself first. You’re not being selfish or disrespectful to anyone. If anything THEY’RE being selfish and disrespectful TO YOU:double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:29:04 | Cottontailed: I’m so glad I popped into this random ass stream tho Pippa…Just the fact that you said my username is enough parasocial stuff for me :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::skull::skull::skull:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:37:28 | Cottontailed: I know I already said this but just the mere fact that you saw me in chat is absolutely INSANE PipPip :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes: I’ve been thru alot and I’m going to better myself very soon and I WANT YOU TO BE THERE:double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:40:18 | Cottontailed: THE HURRICANE FLASHBACKS ARE COMING IN :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:40:51 | Dubuya Jay: Cottontailed. Sorry man. :disappointed_face:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:41:35 | Cottontailed: OH YEAH MY PRIVATE SCHOOL GOT FLOODED AND WE HAD TO WALK ON THE BENCHES JUST TO GET TO SAFETY :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:43:23 | Cottontailed: That’s so real Pippa
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:44:54 | Cottontailed: You don’t have to be a superhero to be a GOOD MEMBER OF SOCIETY :double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:49:15 | Cottontailed: WELCOME BACK GUYS IN THIS VIDEO I WILL BE SENDING ALL OF MY FURNITURE TO HOMELESS PEOPLE ON THE STREETS OF WASHINGTON D.C :double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::collision::collision::collision::collision:🫰🫰:face_screaming_in_fear::face_screaming_in_fear::face_screaming_in_fear::face_screaming_in_fear::face_screaming_in_fear:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:50:08 | Cottontailed: THAT IS ACTUALLY SO REAL PIPPAAAA :double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::face_screaming_in_fear::face_screaming_in_fear::face_screaming_in_fear::face_screaming_in_fear::face_screaming_in_fear::face_screaming_in_fear::face_screaming_in_fear:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:50:17 | Cottontailed: BASED AS HELL 
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:51:32 | Cottontailed: Maybe it’s just me but growing up the words selfish and disrespectful genuinely made me feel like I was gonna physically hurt someone JUST BY SAYING A F*****G WORD
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:52:47 | Cottontailed: PEOPLE DONATE TO PIPPA BECAUSE THEY LOVE AND SUPPORT PIPPA :double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark:
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:53:11 | Cottontailed: So based for that PipPip
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:55:15 | Cottontailed: COOM BOYYAAAAAAAAA-
1.log: 2023-08-29 22:56:53 | Cottontailed: If I took a meat cleaver down the centre of your skull I’d have matching halfs…THAT’S VERY IMPORTANT PIPPIPIPPA :skull::skull::skull::skull:
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:07:19 | Cottontailed: Babies aren’t born with all the knowledge in the world..,they’re taught all the knowledge in the world
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:08:01 | Cottontailed: Is it PREGGER U OR…:smiling_face_with_horns:
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:13:54 | Cottontailed: LMFAOOOOOOO
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:14:50 | Cottontailed: THAT’S SO REAL PIPI
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:17:27 | Cottontailed: Don’t cross the line guys we’re looking a bit wobbly right now 
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:22:07 | Cottontailed: STOP CUZ NOW I’M AFRAID OF TRUCKS
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:23:02 | Cottontailed: PREGGER…YOU :smiling_face_with_horns::smiling_face_with_horns::smiling_face_with_horns:
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:26:30 | Cottontailed: LOOKING BACK AT MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL I JUST LAUGH MANIACLY OVER HOW SHEETY THEIR SYSTEM WAS :double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::skull::skull::skull::skull:
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:27:23 | (Moderator, Member (6 months)) archivebro: @Cottontailed not every one of your messages need to be all caps with 10 emojis, dial it back a bit
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:28:51 | Cottontailed: I SWEAR YOU AND I SHARE THE SAME BRAINCELL PIPPA LIKE WTF IS GOING ON RN :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:48:48 | Cottontailed: THE ECONOMY IS SO HORRIBLE THE WORLD HAS JUST STOPPED MAKING SENCE
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:49:28 | Cottontailed: At least you can survive for a bit BUT WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY AN ARM AND A LEG JUST TO EXIST!?
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:53:09 | Cottontailed: LMAOOOOOOOO
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:53:29 | Cottontailed: That’s actually really brutal tho like wow
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:54:18 | Cottontailed: OH YEAHHHH I REMEMBER THAT
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:55:35 | Cottontailed: Only of the chicken variant :)
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:56:30 | Cottontailed: These bloopers aren’t cringe enough :/
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:57:13 | Cottontailed: I feel like I’m watching a YTP at 3am :skull:
1.log: 2023-08-29 23:58:53 | Cottontailed: This is cringe bad…not cringe good :(
1.log: 2023-08-30 00:02:03 | Cottontailed: I GENUINELY DIED WTACHING THAT :skull::loudly_crying_face:
1.log: 2023-08-30 00:08:54 | Cottontailed: o7
1.log: 2023-08-30 00:11:36 | Cottontailed: GN PIP PIP I WILL BE BACK :smiling_face_with_horns::smiling_face_with_horns::smiling_face_with_horns:
I think this was his first stream, his last message:
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Is this a threat?
 
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famous artist pipkun

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Wow what a great big sister. You can live at my house if you pay and do all my work.
ngl, some of you boys would do well with a thot like pipsis.
 

Henrik Carter

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Her inner voice was smart
 

Topo Chico

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you'd be lucky to get that overtime in this economy


only jews say jews arent white
biologically jews aren't white. their genes are distinct from europeans. as well there's three types of jew. the most "white" jew is the Ashkenazi which is only 50% white, and you wouldn't say a 50% Yamanba is white...
 
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