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Zizara

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>she doesn't have fun assembling shit
Cannot be fixed.
 

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I really dislike Swedish meatballs, they're too sweat.

In principle there should be an agreement between the landowners regarding apportionment of maintenance costs and decision-making processes, which can then be referenced in deeds, but some people don't bother with that, which can lead to litigation down the line.
It usually falls apart when enough of the properties exchange hands.

Some private streets are amazing though.
 

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"I don't know what bath is" - Pipkin Pippa, 2023

Add it to the quotes.txt :smugpipi:
 

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Pippa psy-opped this woman unwittingly. She's so adorable.
 

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These people are smoking some wild fucking shit if they're booking hotels or planning all-day trips to IKEA.
Just go to the online store, buy your shitty low-quality shoe cupboards or endtables, throw in a shark to pad the order for free shipping, and send it.
 

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It usually falls apart when enough of the properties exchange hands.

Some private streets are amazing though.
It only takes one who wants to convert the property usage to commercial to cause problems, especially in the absence of an agreement.
These people are smoking some wild fucking shit if they're booking hotels or planning all-day trips to IKEA.
Booking hotels is odd, but when I was a kid and the store was a new thing it was a neat place to visit for an afternoon.
 

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She decided not to say the name of the store because it might be specific to her region! She can learn!
 

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Computer store wagies are the spawn of the devil, and will try to sell teenage (You) a $200 version of a $40 keyboard just because it has gaymer RGB.
 

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I cant take it seriously anymore when Pippa complains about germs after seeing her keyboard.
 

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I wonder if I can trademark the name "Goyslops" for a restaurant brand?

I cant take it seriously anymore when Pippa complains about germs after seeing her keyboard.
Those are her germs, not a darkies germs. When you hold the handrail, you hold hands with Lebron.


Edit:
On the one hand I think the "building it yourself makes you love it more" is just marketing propaganda from Ikea in terms of their product as it's not you really building it, you're just slapping it together.

On the other hand, fixing her does make it better.
 
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Building the furniture leads to attachment.......Who the fuck are these people, I'm forever stuck as the furniture builder in the family and have built way more Ikea garbage then I'd care to admit.

Simply put give me a line of Benno's I've built and an axe and I will gladly present you a pile of tinder.
 

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This woman here with her 10 room mansion, maid, and tiara while Pippa couldn't afford socks.
 

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- Butt-Blasted Bunny, 2023
 

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Man I was almost praying to see her raid the ragdoll just to see both Procter & her have a heart attack as 2k Capipi's get dumped on her lap.

Edit - and Lumi is being abused again, it's becoming normal to me
 

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