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Ikari Tenri / "Henry" / Henry M. Magalona

Planetary Bombardment

It's the only way to be sure.
Joined:  Jan 7, 2023
You know for someone who masturbates to his own vast intellect he can't read or comprehend anything very well.

Henri I know you lurk here; it's a 9/11 joke you stupendous fuckup.
 

The Scream Guy

Genuinely Mentally Handicapped
Joined:  Mar 10, 2023
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We got a certified Henri moment in /fvr/ yesterday or the day before lmao
 

God's Strongest Mozumite

Mega Mozu Milkers.
Early Adopter
ENTERING FLAVOR COUNTRY
Joined:  Oct 28, 2022

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

"Shut up, Dazzle. I will clip your balls" -SB
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 12, 2022
Why is he building up this narrative that Tenma hates and tried to "censor" Sena? Is there anything to support this or is he just so delusional at this point he's just making shit up?
Tenma said shes gonna block flavrs due to randos getting a tag and begging for interactions in dms or in chat.
His little sea brain interpreted this as Tenma saying that she hates flavrs and actively goes out to harm them.

That was a year ago btw
 

Abomination

The abominable amalgamation known as "chyaaat!"
Joined:  Apr 1, 2023

I can't believe Tenma hated Sena so much that it caused Sena to graduate almost a year after the fact. Sad.

:thisisstupid:
 

Jacks Wasted Life

Well-known member
Joined:  Sep 17, 2022
Henri sighting in the wild from Depressed Nousagi's video on Hogwart's Legacy.
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braindoko

Well-known member
Joined:  Oct 29, 2022

Abomination

The abominable amalgamation known as "chyaaat!"
Joined:  Apr 1, 2023
Did our boi evolve from Frollo into Agent Smith?

:whatastory:
 

Short

God Damn the Sun
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023

node

Santa's Little Diversity Hire
Joined:  Jul 25, 2023
Did our boi evolve from Frollo into Agent Smith?

:whatastory:

Welp, he just watched the Matrix for the first time. Maybe in a month he'll watch American Psycho or Fight Club and then he'll have a new pfp and persona with a "deep" background :ironmousekek:
e. Can we get a vote going for which "literally me" character/villain Henri is going to choose next? I'd be really interested to see what everyone thinks it's gonna be.
 

JMForte

Well-known member
Joined:  Oct 1, 2022
Did our boi evolve from Frollo into Agent Smith?

:whatastory:

He was posting the same shit on /pcg/ when Pippa was playing Faith but it just reads like a parody half the time so people usually think it's someone pretending to be Henri.
 

UberSoldat

Well-known member
Joined:  Oct 19, 2022

Short

God Damn the Sun
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
Crosspost from the liveposting thread
Code:
1:04:54 | Henri Ikari: Example: World War II
1:05:26 | Henri Ikari: That's the Media for you
1:06:10 | Henri Ikari: That's how modern day News works
1:06:42 | Henri Ikari: Its like witching a dumpster fire.
1:08:06 | Henri Ikari: The most popular news categories: Politics and drama
1:16:34 | Henri Ikari: I won't join a corpo after all that's happening
1:18:02 | Henri Ikari: If I don't own my IP I will not join
1:18:34 | Henri Ikari: Tell that to Coco
1:19:15 | Henri Ikari: Unicorns
1:20:15 | Henri Ikari: Nijisanji has too many
1:21:21 | Henri Ikari: TALENT FREEDOM
1:23:33 | Henri Ikari: /vt/ is mad
1:25:28 | Henri Ikari: 4chan will murder you
1:28:15 | Henri Ikari: The advantage of VShojo is that you can still own your IP when you graduate. Meaning, you won't get unpersoned and you still get to keep your hard work.
1:30:13 | Henri Ikari: That country again
1:30:30 | Henri Ikari: Coco did nothing wrong
1:31:03 | Henri Ikari: China is a dying market because of Xi Jinping and his stupid neo-Maoist policies
1:32:28 | Henri Ikari: The situation in China is becoming more pessimistic because of the recent political climate
2:19:25 | Henri Ikari: China?!
2:28:05 | Henri Ikari: That's why I advocate for the Technological Singularity
2:28:24 | Henri Ikari: The Bible is a fanfiction
2:28:43 | Henri Ikari: Tips fedora
2:28:59 | Henri Ikari: They literally raped angels
2:29:14 | Henri Ikari: David was based
2:29:47 | Henri Ikari: Yeah
2:30:50 | Henri Ikari: I used to read the Bible but stopped because God never answers my prayers and also stabbed me in the back
2:31:49 | Henri Ikari: Religion is just parasociality
2:32:28 | Henri Ikari: I've been surrounded by bullshit for far too long.
2:33:13 | Henri Ikari: The occult
2:37:12 | *₱125.00* Henri Ikari: Religion is a more archaic version for parasociality. You're believing in something you can't be sure exists.
2:40:28 | Henri Ikari: I forgave VShojo after Nyanners and Veibae left.
2:42:01 | Henri Ikari: I block wumaos
2:43:11 | Henri Ikari: Hate is what keeps me surviving
2:43:31 | Henri Ikari: LET THE HATE TAKE OVER YOU
2:44:16 | Henri Ikari: Hate is the only thing keeping me still alive.
2:44:48 | Henri Ikari: Nyanners and Veibae
2:45:54 | Henri Ikari: Nyanners the Arch-Traitor
2:57:08 | Henri Ikari: Too much kayfabe is just like watching a pre-scripted anime
3:01:01 | Henri Ikari: Annoying Orange
3:03:24 | Henri Ikari: The difference is that Pokimane tried to get in for the sake of clout and taking advantage of the VTuber trend. To me, VTubers become VTubers do it because they have passion for the occupation.
3:04:14 | Henri Ikari: This is why AI is the future of VTubers. See also Neuro-sama.
3:05:31 | Henri Ikari: No True Scotsman
3:06:28 | Henri Ikari: AI will change everything
3:12:23 | Henri Ikari: What about the use of AI?
3:18:30 | Henri Ikari: Unless you are Japanese, on which it case the Chinese will hate you
3:19:22 | Henri Ikari: Asians are most racist against other Asians
 

Sithis

Dread Father
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Not vtuber related but spotted henri on the farms interacting with DropKiwiFarms troons :smugpipi:
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El Rrata

Gringo Tolerable
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
Not vtuber related but spotted henri on the farms interacting with DropKiwiFarms troons :smugpipi:
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Totally unrelated, but, out of boredom I signed in to KF for the first time in months to check out the thread about the guy who was acquitted after shooting that pranker who was harassing him. This was the third comment of the thread:
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Just pretending

The Great Bald Rrat
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Totally unrelated, but, out of boredom I signed in to KF for the first time in months to check out the thread about the guy who was acquitted after shooting that pranker who was harassing him. This was the third comment of the thread:
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You should've screencapped the immediate response to his post, which was another guy saying "it would require them to leave their homes first" :pippasadl:
 

El Rrata

Gringo Tolerable
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
You should've screencapped the immediate response to his post, which was another guy saying "it would require them to leave their homes first" :pippasadl:
NGL, I didn't keep going after that post. I know when I am not wanted.
:BijouBijou:
 

Saelith

inundated retardation
Joined:  Sep 20, 2022
Nothings really came from henri for a while now. What do you all reckon caused him to go offline?
 

superduper

Gods Strongest Chiramigo
Nolan's Widow
Early Adopter
Rie's Publicist
Joined:  Nov 7, 2022
Nothings really came from henri for a while now. What do you all reckon caused him to go offline?
Maybe he ended it, maybe his dad finally pulled the plug, maybe he finally got his shit together and stopped being terminally online. Who knows.
 

Realticule

Happy Hanukah!
Early Adopter
I CAN STILL FIX HER
✡︎ God's Chosen Schizo ✡︎
Joined:  Sep 11, 2022
Nothings really came from henri for a while now. What do you all reckon caused him to go offline?
Last we heard he was a heavy alcoholic and losing weight rapidly as a result. He's probably dead or institutionalized.
 
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