"Alright! Let's do it fast! For sonic! 'I've been plucking mother pheasants my whole pheasant fucking lif... I'm a mother pheasant plucker, I pluck mother pheasants, I'm the most pleasant motherfucker... aaaugh noOOO!"Pomu Rainpuff
Diagnosis: "You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded."
He clearly has involved and concerned parent(s) worried about him and forcing him through the system but I'm not optimistic. It'll be interesting to see what wild interpretation he develops to explain "we didn't find anything."
"Sir, we received a message, it says 'Don't trust the pink rabbit who associates with the Kiwi Farms for she is the false messiah. Signed Judge Frollo.' We're not sure what to make of it, but it might be from Chris Chan as he was recently released from prison."
Can't stop taking pills
Can't put down the alcohol
Can't leave the house
Can't get a job
Can't make any friends
Can't function without thinking about his archnemesis, Pippa
Can't stop disappointing his parents
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