Ikari Tenri / "Henry" / Henry M. Magalona

[Titanosaurus]

How the hell did everyone miss this?

No words can express my shame. I do check in on his fb fairly often but I missed that

 

[Johnny Jambalaya]

I'm in the early stages of research for creating a Kiwi Farms thread on Henry, so I decided to make a throwaway Facebook just to make sure I have everything. How the hell did everyone miss this?
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Zoom in, enhance that banner...
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That's another picture of Henry, right? Literally has the same face mole and everything...
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I spent a whole five minutes initially finding his profile back on the homeland and just dumped it off on everyone else. I did my part

 

[thhrang]

No words can express my shame. I do check in on his fb fairly often but I missed that

You also missed this gold.

(For those who don't remember, this Jerry D. Imbong guy is Henri's 'mentor')

 

[superduper]

You also missed this gold.
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(For those who don't remember, this Jerry D. Imbong guy is Henri's 'mentor')
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His "mentor" didn't do a very good job at leading him in a good direction in life.

 

[RestlessRain]

His "mentor" didn't do a very good job at leading him in a good direction in life.

You can lead a horse to water (and in Henri's case, you can try drowning it to make your point) but you can't make it drink.

 

[Just pretending]

You also missed this gold.
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(For those who don't remember, this Jerry D. Imbong guy is Henri's 'mentor')

His mentor is quoting maoist dialectics at him. This can't end well.

 

[thhrang]

Henry thread on Prospering Grounds is up.

 

[Just pretending]

Henry thread on Prospering Grounds is up.

Whoa, that's a lot of material you've collected there. Respect for your hard work thhrang, as a reward you will have not one, but two Pippa a-logs seething about you on a daily basis.

 

[AO Cody]

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Every single thing Henry has ever posted is 100x funnier if you picture this photo next to it.

 

[thhrang]

Henry thread on Prospering Grounds is up.

Thread is now out of prospering grounds & is public.

 

[Empty_Inbox]

 

[Mumberthrax]

Just came across this in the wild. I don't know why this makes me laugh so much. Also no bulli flakes I'm 99% sure he's memeing.

(twitter | archive)

 

[Godzilla1984]

Henri was Papakin all along.
How could we have been so blind.

 

[Titanosaurus]

Imagine if Mark David Chapman had twitter I get so much amusement from Henry but God Damn he is fucked up and I'm so glad he's stuck in Philopenis and can't buy guns.

 

[Hff201]

I missed yesterday's ratepost.

 

[Titanosaurus]

I appreciate that although the content and ideas are abysmally retarded, Henry is articulate and easy to read. It also makes the occasional SEA fuck up that much funnier. As apposed to Chase who just writes like a retarded child trying to copy memes.

 

[Realticule]

As apposed to Chase who just writes like a retarded child trying to copy memes.

I blame the American school system for being too soft on children and not forcing them to actually learn shit.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

I blame the American school system for being too soft on children and not forcing them to actually learn shit.

As if Henris education wasnt just facebook quotes and pseudophylosophical thought

 

[superduper]

We missed this when it happened, but deep down beneath that schitzo retard exterior, Henri still loves Pippa:

 

[thhrang]

Henri posted on the farms again.