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Holostars English '-ARMIS-' Announcement/Debut Containment

Scoots

The Pontiff of PonWolf
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
This is the voice I expected out of Octavio
 

Elite Miko

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 14, 2022
This fucker just name dropped Columbo. Lol, yeah, he's at least in his early 30's.
 

USS IOWA

Well-known member
Joined:  Oct 22, 2022

Renmai

Shiori, what the fuck are you talking about?
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
This fucker just name dropped Columbo. Lol, yeah, he's at least in his early 30's.
My parents watched Columbo, this guy has to be 40+ or lived with grandparents..
 

100% not Hakka

Don't tell Yagoo
Joined:  Mar 1, 2023
You know, for a Randy Reach-around, he's not that bad. granted, my only frame of reference is Uki, so take that as you will
 

Renmai

Shiori, what the fuck are you talking about?
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
You know, for a Randy Reach-around, he's not that bad. granted, my only frame of reference is Uki, so take that as you will
His lisp aside, I won't mind him in collabs if he remains gay uncle Vesper without the "issues".
 

Cubanodun

Vtweeter Hunter
Joined:  Jul 22, 2023
jajaja he fumbled his exit and put Kronii BGM
 

46gumi

Forever Siro's Punching Bag
Joined:  Sep 30, 2022
His voice took a bit to get used to but he sounds fun. And by the looks of it, one of his main forms of content is cooking so I might tune in from time to time.
 

YGO Link Monster

Knightmare Unicorn ATK 2200 LINK-3
Joined:  May 26, 2023
I noticed not a single one of the Stars EN drop their real age but just an approximation
Finally:as a Muslim i cant bring myself to support a Fag but i guess he has an advantage over the rest because Unicorns would not attack someone who cant fuck their oshi
 

Cubanodun

Vtweeter Hunter
Joined:  Jul 22, 2023

mismatch

Well-known member
Joined:  Sep 12, 2022
Great laugh, infectious energy, brings back the boomer vibe sorely lacking in stars since vesper speared himself, looking forward to cooking streams, will definitely not fuck your (female) oshi: 8/10.
 

Pyhf

Well-known member
Joined:  May 11, 2023
That sniper guy sounds like a fat balding gay uncle and I can't unsee it.
 

BlueSharkTV

Fucking Riggers
Early Adopter
Yuria's Husband
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022

soap suds

Well-known member
Joined:  Dec 5, 2022
They were nice debuts. Jurard's screaming wasn't for me and Goldie was fine. Both had nice laughs and I like the lower energy GB has.
 

Renmai

Shiori, what the fuck are you talking about?
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
I want Shinri and Sniper Guy to switch models so badly, the chest buckles would match the lisp much more lol

edit: This cover is pretty good
 

USS IOWA

Well-known member
Joined:  Oct 22, 2022
So Holostars got Markiplier and Kronk from Emperor's New Groove
 

Netscaper

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
That sniper guy sounds like a fat balding gay phoenix and I can't unsee it.

Fixed it for you. :Vesper-UNHINGED:

If he's not annoying with being gay he will be good.
 

mismatch

Well-known member
Joined:  Sep 12, 2022

100% not Hakka

Don't tell Yagoo
Joined:  Mar 1, 2023
Honest thoughts: Quite impressed. didn't blow me away or anything, but it was a massive step up from the absolute, distilled nothing that was the Tempus DLC (God's Blunder aside). Even the literal homo seem pretty likeable. Hopefully they only get better.

Is this the shot in the arm StarsEN desperately needs? remains to be seen. But the ability to even be optimistic is far more than I had expected. Here's praying the other two keep it up.
 

Azehara

Well-known member
!!Foot Dox Confirmed!!
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 11, 2022
Honestly pretty good so far. 2nd guy is a bit fruity but not excessively where it comes off as annoying as it was with Flayon. I like Flayon but holy shit did it really take some time to get used to his voice and mannerisms.
 
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