General Thread v3: The Hexagone

[sbm]

yeah your average vtuber is very wary of the yen - usd thing and they are also very knowledgable about the world affairs and they will certainly get alot of USD donations even if they don't speak English from phase fans!!!!!!

VShojo tried with mikeneko and Kson and realized the errors of their way and just go for small sized JP indies now.
going by vstats I can probs list all of them 4-view indie chuuba in JP (excluding males because phase is not gonna get male):

Coromin (Friends with Kson & Tomari Mari, did collab with Marine), often memed because her twitter handle is Corona
Macoto ASMR / Nakia ASMR / Yuuri (huge ASMR indies)
Rica / Delutaya / Tomari Mari / Sakura Aoi / Suou Patra / Inaba Haneru / Mikeneko (ex corpo)
Nerumero / Fuji Aoi / Kagura Mea (top 100 vtubers)
Some weird grandmother nvm it's a guy
Sana Natori - 385k subs, hold her own 3D concerts
iida pochi - Mangaka turned vtuber / Hinata Yuika - popular seiyuu turned vtuber
Which of these small time vtubers will take up on @Paladin's offer to promote Phase Connect.

With karubi being scouted by Crazy Racoon yeah the list of 4-view indie chuuba is actually shrinking.

Pretty much. Nerumero is a guy. Inaba Haneru is still in 774. Yuuki Sakuna exists in the ex corpo category. But the gist of it is right, if you're scouting for a corp you're going to be looking in the 100-500 range moreso than the 1k+.

 

[Pencilfreak]

Missed one.
View attachment 85574

And indie vtubers wonder why most males prefer Hololive over them.

 

[Horo7618]

Speaking of Rin, wtf happened to her? Did she go running off to live in the wild with the pikmin?

She's not alright, as usual:

 

[Scoots]

Someone uploaded the FantomeThief concert

 

[jebby]

Is this kiki lockheart?

 

[Svarog]

Avelynn "Bam" Litlark playing Minecraft


Lan Philia playing Food Truck Simulator


Tenma vs chair

 

[Kanna's Glowiest Assistant]

Unarchived Ekko karaoke in just over 15 minutes:

You will watch and spam pachi pachis accordingly .

I will now watch your bat (this was unironically better than the Promise musical)

 

[Compressed jpg]

Is this kiki lockheart?

That would be the infamous chair saleswoman yes.

 

[JusticeDog]

 

[God's Saddest Tattletail]

Is this kiki lockheart?

"As for my identity in between, I consider it traumatizing and will not be accepting any discussions regarding it."
Kichains literally cannot stop being cucked. As much as I love to shit on EIEN management, everything I've heard says Kiki was the absolute golden child of the company so this "trauma" is probably more related to her own actions than mismanagement. That said, she's followed by a number of the EIEN girls' reincarnations so maybe she's moved on from selling chairs.

 

[Lee Crabb]

Is this kiki lockheart?

"Cunniehoe"

 

[Smelliest007]

And indie vtubers wonder why most males prefer Hololive over them.

Don't make me t-

 

[MagicHammer]

I wasn’t around when Kaleido was revealed bc of personal stuff, but wasn’t everyone speculating on the chinchilla? I don’t follow her but what’s those chances

She applied in the Gen 3/Kaleido intake and got through to the interview with management and bombed out. When asked a series of questions on how she wanted to grow her channel she responded with something like 'I've never thought about it, I'm happy with my current viewership' which she in hindsight realized made it look like she had zero ambition and probably cost her the job.

If she felt like applying again it wouldn't be hard to give a better interview at least if that was the only thing holding her back.

 

[Cubanodun]

>Day 1 promise to be seiso
>1 week later
>play league, start swearing and malding because people dont push, almost break her mouse

Maybe i was to harsh with her

 

[NotDecatto]

i'm in the category of phasebeggars who begs them to get the fuck on with it already, seriously, spring'25 for debuts?

March 2025 earliest. I did explain the rationale here:

That makes sense. December 2024 and January 2025 being Phase Euphoria and Kaleido’s one year anniversary. Fishman will probably be celebrating Chinese New Year during the month of February. My realistic estimate for new Invaders would probably be March or April 2025 and Gen 4 would be 3-4 months after Invaders.

 

[Cubanodun]

Two reasons Fauna should join Phase:

1. Twitter seething
2. it's render Pippa catatonic for the rest of her life

Phase beggars would get their wish yet lose Pippa. Balanced, as all things should be.

When we see Phase Nestea (lemon flavoured) we know he did the impossible

 

[Grandmaster Robin]

Is this kiki lockheart?

"I sold my boyfriend's chair and now I'm traumatized"

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Bit of the performence with Dooby. I really want to highlight one thing. What the fuck is Doki doing lmao? Our girl needs to hit those dance lessons asap.

that's kinda what you default to when you know your supposed to do something and then botch it without knowing how to recover. RIP also it will always surprise me how popular sugar song and bitter step is.

>Day 1 promise to be seiso
>1 week later
>play league, start swearing and malding because people dont push, almost break her mouse

Maybe i was to harsh with her

you always give them at minimum a month to get tired of the kayfabe. the only ones i see keeping it up are Rin (oh shes was always like that) and FUWAMOCO

 

[Cubanodun]

that's kinda what you default to when you know your supposed to do something and then botch it without knowing how to recover. RIP also it will always surprise me how popular sugar song and bitter step is.

you always give them at minimum a month to get tired of the kayfabe. the only ones i see keeping it up are Rin (oh shes was always like that) and FUWAMOCO

FWMC are experts on it to the point i would not be surprised they are also like that IRL, Rin is british they are weird by default is genetic, im just amused she dropped it so quickly to give us the twitch league streamer experience

 

[SomeRando]

is it concerning that the future of entertainment is just shitposters?

We're about to have a guy take over as leader of the strongest planet on earth and he's a dedicated shitposter, humanity is healing.

The answer to this is very simple.
Just be more popular than Hololive.
Then you'll be winning popularity-contests without any issues.
Good luck!

I mean you're not wrong, Holo right now is the biggest corpo in the EN sphere, and mostly still have a good reputation even with recent cracks in the facade. I'm not even really a holo fan, PHASE WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE, but you can't deny their popularity. Doesn't help to seethe over it, but it is pretty funny seeing her so pissed.

Bit of the performence with Dooby. I really want to highlight one thing. What the fuck is Doki doing lmao? Our girl needs to hit those dance lessons asap.

GO CHINESE GIRL GO!