This is why American oshis will outlive all the others
Hard for someone to go Buffalo Bill on you if you Buffalo Bill them first
Got a good chuckle refreshing this tab and seeing a dead channel, my question is though if this channel was kill at time of original posting or not because one result is funnier than the other.
Surely people will find their destined boy/girlfriend free boy/girl if they keep posting harder on a vtuber forum
But what if though? What a cursed union that would be and I would love front row seats to the meltdown it becomes.
You ever walk up to a woman and go:
"Hey baby... wanna see my internet point score...?"
"I don't mean to intimidate you madam but I have over one
hundred thousand reddit karma... after only one year of posting."
I can't believe she laughed at me bro.
Ha ha, that's so right. Hey, did I mention I've got a manager now too? She's, uh, back home in Canada now but when she was here we totally discussed content production together.
350 motherfucking pounds for a plastic head? Is that shit for real?
I very much enjoy the new euphemism of vtubers railing their partners as 'content production', especially if it ends up in a surprise pregnancy.
And if you think 350 funnybux is a lot,
boy wait until you see this shit.
If he's going to "ruin immersion", might aswell start naming names
But yeah, my guess would be that the harder a chuuba plays up the "i'm such a virgin girlfailure i just run away every time someone attempts to flirt with me, tee-hee"(using Numi here as an example, because she tries *way* too hard) the higher her body count probably is.
If a chuuba with a cutesy voice claims she's not in/never had a relationship, she's absolutely lying and probably cockwarming her husband live on stream.
If she, however, has a deep voice with an awkward lisp and sounds like she's one dropped cup noodle away from ending her life, she's probably at least still touched a dick with her hand before throwing up from panic. Probably on the dude.
This whole "your vtuber has a secret boyfriend" has to be one of the worst discussions out of this year, NGL.
You're right we should loop on some other tried and true staples.
How about them Gura streams lately though, am I right?
Genuine question:
What do people expect someone to do in a situation where they have 10 viewers in chat and they basically have to answer every single question thrown their way? If the question about having an SO gets thrown their way, what are they supposed to do? Smaller streamers do not have the luxury of having a sea of chat messages for those kinds of questions to get lost in. Answer truthfully and probably lose half their viewers? Dodge the question so that it is painfully obvious? Lie and risk a bigger shitshow in the future? Honestly, it is a pretty no-win scenario in my eyes. I just feel like choosing "answer truthfully" is a painfully naive take on the situation.
Answer: Claim to be in a relationship with an anime boy from some series no one's heard of, and then claim to live with your dad to explain any background noises of other people/male on stream incidents. Bonus points if you actually get your real dad on air once or twice for content to cement the narrative.
I can't wait for the deluge of twitter comments going "But there's a college here! Why is there so much crime?! My car got broken into every day of Offkai!".
Pro-tip: Keep a window rolled down. They're going to get into your car regardless, you might as well save the money on replacing the broken window.
Keep the windows rolled up but also flood the interior of your car with colourless toxic gas. You come back to find a couple unconscious or dead motherfuckers hanging out of your car because they dove in with a smash and grab and asphyxiated, it's only pure profit because you can keep whatever's still on their bodies.
Or if you're daring, keep the bodies too. They still have organs that maybe aren't ruined by poison exposure.
Honestly, the fact that this is somehow so controversial suggests to me the typical vtuber fan is more like
than I expected.
To anyone who is upset that their oshi may be taken behind the scenes,
which I certainly hope isn't anyone actually browsing this forum, then you should read this exchange between notorious Twitch e-whore Amouranth (who cultivated a GFE audience despite being married) and her jannie who quit after learning she was married.
Warning, may contain dangerous levels of cringe:
Vtubers aren't your future girlfriends,
they're entertainers who are trying to entertain you. If you think otherwise you're fucking delusional.
They're human beings with lives of their own, they're not looking for romance from a socially maladjusted viewer.
And if they are you should run
VERY FAR AWAY.
If anyone remembers that ElizabetaVT or whatever the fuck that had a meltdown over vtubers preceeding multiple subsequent meltdowns for no reason, she had a similar thing happen with a massive simp that around the time she announced she was opening a Fansly, had donated/spent something to the tune of $30k in just a few months and clearly was beyond pissed that she was then just selling hole for pennies to everyone. It's always funny when these simpletons think they can just throw money at a woman and be allowed access to their bodies when they've never made any indication they're actually prostitutes. They may still be whores mind, but if they're taking your money and
not fucking you, then she's just a clever businesswoman. Meanwhile you can find actual prostitutes that will fuck you for less than $500 and some of them probably aren't even trafficked and kind of good looking! If you're actually looking for premium you can find ones with prices around $700~$1000 that are certified independent. This is in maple pesos too, so for Americoin that's like a solid $175. Not a bad deal for cooch! Enjoy the honeypot trap! Prostitution isn't illegal in Canada, but solicitation and paying for sex is!
The thing these types of guys don't seem to understand is that you can in fact sleep with a shocking amount of women if you're just not a cringe retard, and sadly for them, being the kind of guy that thinks disposable income = unlimited pussy is big cringe retard energy. It might not even cost you anything more than the cost of a couple of coffees. Landing women is psychology, not wealth. Wealth just gets you leeches more often than not, and that's if you have the presence of mind to not mindlessly throw your money at a woman because "HNNGNGH GIIIIRRRRLLLLL!!!".
What makes the Amouranth thing even funnier though is the dude tried to make a big deal about going on to STPeach, who even if you ignore allegations of a gangbang rumour I recall hearing about, she has a kid now and that is very true so kekw get cucked again retard.