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General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

Takodachi

Shared joy is double joy
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 26, 2022
You have a mysterious way to unearth such interesting dorks, for what I checked she's great and very stupid (affectionate), gonna see more.
Another thing, what the fuck is your pfp now? Didn't peg you for a kaiserboo.


I've been digging through the vtuber tag a lot lately, from lowest to highest, and I found her during one of my searches.
and you would be correct, I didnt use to be a kaiserboo, but then a jewish woman became president elect of my country.
 

Panopticon

Resident Lovebug
Joined:  Oct 6, 2023
Tetel is playing Doom 2016 in the most Seiso manner possible.
 

Sankisei

HOLOLIVE SAIKYO
Joined:  Feb 23, 2023

Keeki on Japanese TV. Not for being assulted, luckily. She actually got interviewed by the camera crew, but she said she flubbed her Japanese, so I guess she didn't make the cut for the news.


Nodoka + 3/5 Myth have a stream with an announcement on the main channel in three days.

Too early for Holofes or some kind of massive event so i am going to guess they are annoucing the Global Release of Holoplus
 

Sky Shouter

YEAH! TONIGHT!
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
In case anyone was wondering how Rooster Teeth's vtuber project was going...


Archive

>Meet a cute girl at work
> Both of you are aspiring actors for an up-and-coming web entertainment company
> Get paid to play video games and yell obscenities, life's great
> Marry this girl
> Have two kids
> Wife gets fat and dons danger-hair
> Starts publicly claiming to be non-binary and asexual
> Despite being married to you with two kids
> Company went tits-up
>Wife now streams as her only notable role to the five fans that show has left

I don't know what deity Michael Jones pissed off to deserve this fate, but I feel bad for him

He always seemed like one of the few Rooster Teeth members with his head on straight, which is funny considering he made his name playing a rageaholic gamer
 

The Peanut Gallery

His smile and optimism: Restored. 🕯️👁️
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 11, 2022
What was supposed to be a break stream is now a Grimmi playing the remaster of Misao

To give context on how pumped she is for this, she's got it up in the background before the hour mark.
 

Helmet-kun Backwards

I can't stop repeating words in longposts :(
Joined:  Feb 29, 2024


Oh she is chubby Oh my god she is so cute, IMAGINE GRABBING THOSE HIPS AND GO FULL ARCHITECT :MozumiPichi::MozumiPichi::MozumiPichi::MozumiPichi:

Forgive me Pierce Brosnan, I finally get it, you were always right :architect::architect::architect::architect::architect::architect:

I'm GOING TO BECOME JAMAICAN.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



My :nehgah:


I shall pass on two pieces of knowledge to all Doki non-believers.


1: A chubby Asian girl is on par with or even skinnier than your average American white woman or Latina


2: Girls who have lots of cute laughs make lots of cute noises at other times too.



:architect:
 

Negzana

Well-known member
Joined:  Apr 15, 2023
My :nehgah:


I shall pass on two pieces of knowledge to all Doki non-believers.


1: A chubby Asian girl is on par with or even skinnier than your average American white woman or Latina


2: Girls who have lots of cute laughs make lots of cute noises at other times too.



:architect:
She's bipolar
 

Euthyphro

Certified Awatistic
Joined:  Dec 22, 2023
It's Yuunover:

To recall, she's the ex-Tsun deep cover agent in Twitch:

A
 

The Peanut Gallery

His smile and optimism: Restored. 🕯️👁️
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 11, 2022

Bronze

Well-known member
Joined:  Nov 2, 2023

bothyourhouses

Well-known member
Joined:  Sep 28, 2022
2: Girls who have lots of cute laughs make lots of cute noises at other times too.
What about girls with smug wheezy laughs? Do you really want to hear Doki's "Ohhh (laugh) bro just (laugh) did you seriously just (laughs for another 30 seconds) bro did you seriously" during those times?
 

The Rrat

Phoneposting, Rat-loving menace
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
What about girls with smug wheezy laughs? Do you really want to hear Doki's "Ohhh (laugh) bro just (laugh) did you seriously just (laughs for another 30 seconds) bro did you seriously" during those times?
...yes?
 

God's Strongest Wardog

Wigger Daisenpai Stan
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
My :nehgah:


I shall pass on two pieces of knowledge to all Doki non-believers.


1: A chubby Asian girl is on par with or even skinnier than your average American white woman or Latina


2: Girls who have lots of cute laughs make lots of cute noises at other times too.



:architect:
Just in time for my yellow fever relapse. :dokibirdWhat:
She's bipolar
:icanfixher:
 

Helmet-kun Backwards

I can't stop repeating words in longposts :(
Joined:  Feb 29, 2024
She's bipolar
Sane women are a myth anyways. Besides, :kirscheicfh:

What about girls with smug wheezy laughs? Do you really want to hear Doki's "Ohhh (laugh) bro just (laugh) did you seriously just (laughs for another 30 seconds) bro did you seriously" during those times?
:pippafuckyeah:



And since I don't think we got context for the Doki Onlyfans story when it first got posted IIRC and to prevent myself from thirstposting any more:

 

RiverBear

Well-known member
Joined:  Sep 29, 2022
1: A chubby Asian girl is on par with or even skinnier than your average American white woman or Latina
My good sir, she is a fat fuck. Don't delude yourself into thinking being obese is just "chubby"
 

Ensok

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 12, 2022
Well the fanfic club stream isn't going well, Reine internet problems.
 

God's Strongest Wardog

Wigger Daisenpai Stan
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
My good sir, she is a fat fuck. Don't delude yourself into thinking being obese is just "chubby"
Post evidence

for archiving purposes.
 

JusticeDog

Well-known member
Joined:  Jul 3, 2024

Security

irc.rizon.net #TheVirtualAsylum
Joined:  Jun 28, 2023

Sithis

Dread Father
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022


What ever could she have meant by this?
 
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