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"I was in a vtubing black company and decided to end it all and got ran over as suicide but I woke up just to see I am in a new world where I'm part of another vtubing black company"
I think by the time they started recruiting for this gen, the whole shitshow with Pomu/Selen/Kyo had not happened. Similar to the latest VReverie and V&U waves where the shit hit the fan slightly after.
People making suicide jokes about the new gen, as they should, but the laughter is bittersweet for me.
We're talking about people who must already be at the darkest point in their life to take a job with this company knowing what they know of it - the low pay, the internal and external abuse, the lack of opportunities, the tribalism. People so fucked socially and/or financially, plus very likely so stupid, that they came to the conclusion Nijisanji was better than the alternative.
Imagine being known as a vtuber that debuted on suicide watch in earnest.
Little do any of you know that one of the new NijiENs is actually ME
I will join Nijisanji EN and I will destroy it from the inside! I will ask about Vox's relationships in front of his fujo fans, I will relentlessly ask Elira if she's a fan of Mean Girls and who her Gretchen and Karen are, I will loudly and obnoxiously numberfag at every opportunity during collabs, and I will call Uki a flaming fagg੦t live on stream
None of them is actually me
I'm actually a manager so I can cause problems behind the scenes
While I do think the attitude is lovable, why the fuck would you fund cosplayers? Did she never, ever read /clg/? She jumped out of the crab bucket straight into the snakes pit.
Why is she so stupiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddddddd
Does Sayu have friend applications somewhere? I swear I won't call her a dumb bitch, I just want to try and help her keep the woman moments to a minimum.
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Why does Denauth read as "Renault" in my head? Am I going schizo?
I think my brain just autocorrects the nip bullshit naming scheme because that word doesn't fucking exist.
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HE'S JOINING VSHOJO!!! HE'S GOING TO PUT THE MAN IN MENHERA!!! HE'LL JOIN THE MANHERA DUO OF ZENTROONYA AND KURO THE ETERNAL ONE GUY!!! HE'S GOING TO BECOME FÄGGOT PRIME!!! LANDO AND KEN ASHCORP WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH ON WHO'S THE BIGGEST FÄGGOT!!! THE FÄGGOTRY WILL BE IMMEASURABLE!!!
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