General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[Tuwuturu]

Nothing brings much joy than to see the NDF seethe Stay strong, Goomba.

 

[USS IOWA]

>New NijiEN gen announced
>Gura returns
We really are in a time loop.

Gura upon hearing more livers are debuting on Niji:

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Guess who is back

Gawr Gura every time a competitor shows up

 

[Nenélove]

You cant make this shit up It has to be on purpose

 

[La+ de Central Norte]

Lap appears in the cover of the most recent v-jump
She also got a new pose for her 3D in the official site

Good Night

 

[I Wanna Die]

You cant make this shit up It has to be on purpose

Gura's the actual "God's Strongest Dragoon" and ours is a poor imitation.

 

[sbm]

At first I was thinking finally, Nijisanji will have to dig deep into the pool of 2-views to find hidden gems with actual talent who might actually still see Niji as a proper opportunity.

Then I remembered the pool of grifters and scum is far wider and would still flock to a Niji audition like flies to shit.

Guess who is back

fucking lmao
you can't make this shit up

 

[Hff201]

You cant make this shit up It has to be on purpose

I'm just saying, if I were in Gura's position, I'd do the exact same thing. Specifically stream over the debuts and all.

 

[El Rrata]

Nijisanji: "How would you compete with Gura?"
Gura: "You don't"

 

[niggaphil]

I'm just saying, if I were in Gura's position, I'd do the exact same thing. Specifically stream over the debuts and all.

When KuroEN tries to do some big shit,
Yagoo: "It is time to summon the legendary Gura, and seek her help in defeating the enemies!"

 

[El Rrata]

When KuroEN tries to do some big shit,
Yagoo: "It is time to summon the legendary Gura, and seek her help in defeating the enemies!"

I don't know man, I think she just has it out for every chuuba. Lest we forget her streaming a whole month when Advent debuted.

 

[Nenélove]

I don't know man, I think she just has it out for every chuuba. Lest we forget her streaming a whole month when Advent debuted.

When EN4 debuts it will be two months.

 

[agility_]

Fellas, gura's twitter community manager posting does not equal "gura is back".
I thought we'd gone over this.

 

[LurkerD]

What if its the opposite, what if Gura has no idea of all these things until after the fact? What if every time its the and jokes get to her she takes another couple months off/does behind the scene stuff only to come back and inadvertently streams over something else.

hololive production

Good Smile Company, also known as GSC or Good Smile, is a Japanese manufacturer of hobby products such as the Nendoroid and figma product lines, as well as scale figures. In addition to production and manufacturing, our business includes design, marketing and distribution. Our products are...

www.goodsmileus.com

A ton of  Nendroids and pop-up parade figured are on sale for 40% off


While that is most likely the case, it is not nearly as funny as the alternative.

uh i actually figured my interruption was a joke answer. There is no way she actually didn't know about Advent and Nijis concert. I just don't think she sees herself as that big/important, she just streams when she feels like it and doesn't consider it an actual event.

 

[El Rrata]

hololive production

Good Smile Company, also known as GSC or Good Smile, is a Japanese manufacturer of hobby products such as the Nendoroid and figma product lines, as well as scale figures. In addition to production and manufacturing, our business includes design, marketing and distribution. Our products are...

www.goodsmileus.com

A ton of  Nendroids and pop-up parade figured are on sale for 40% off

What if its the opposite, what if Gura has no idea of all these things until after the fact? What if every time its the and jokes get to her she takes another couple months off/does behind the scene stuff only to come back and inadvertently stream over something else.

While that is most likely the case, it is not nearly as funny as the alternative.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

thank you ollie very cool

Spoiler: are you sure

Spoiler: prepare yourself

Spoiler: ollie why

 

[El Rrata]

thank you ollie very cool

Spoiler: are you sure

Spoiler: prepare yourself

Spoiler: ollie why

Olliechama...

 

[sbm]

I think Gura genuinely gets excited by new Hololive debuts and temporarily powers through whatever mental is keeping her from streaming... but sadly doesn't manage to stay excited for long enough for the collab ban to end.

I have no idea why it always happens to Niji though. Might actually be a series of coincidences but man is it funny every time. Especially since we now know the Niji interview question includes "how do you compete with Gawr Gura"

 

[Nenélove]

I think Gura genuinely gets excited by new Hololive debuts and temporarily powers through whatever mental is keeping her from streaming... but sadly doesn't manage to stay excited for long enough for the collab ban to end.

I have no idea why it always happens to Niji though. Might actually be a series of coincidences but man is it funny every time. Especially since we now know the Niji interview question includes "how do you compete with Gawr Gura"

LIES! GURA IS ANTI-ING NEW MEMBERS BECAUSE SHE'S A JEALOUS BITCH!

 

[Kazuma]

IRyS wants to play Ghost of Tsushima but can't because of perms.

Fuck Sony