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General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

Paladin

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As a last funny update to the azure lane titty fiasco. It seems rev managed to ratio a dude into a suicide attempt.

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JellyKusa

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The Big Hololive Clipper recommendation Post 2: ENGLISH and INDONESIA edition

— presented by TinyKusa


Hololive EN + Hololive ID
Disclaimer: I am also ESL so really, even if some of these clippers have mistakes in the EN subs on the clip, that's not something I care about much. As with my previous post, I didn't follow any strict criteria when selecting who to feature, either. I did follow some broadly general rules tho, rules about clippers I just kinda figured out in over 3 years of watching Vtuber clips and noticing patterns of both good and bad clippers. (yes that's copy paste, I have gotten lazy). Like, those rules really do apply to all kinds of clippers, no matter the language of the talent that gets clipped.
  • No or little Clickbait Titles (cant do Youtube by fully avoiding them either, so I am more forgiving on that point)
  • No cropped Porn Thumbnails
  • Clippers who focus on just one or a few Talents usually do it out of passion, not to get rich or fame and put the most care into their Translations as to not misrepresent their Oshi
  • They post TL notes in the end of the clip or in the comments, usually a service for people who want to learn JP using their clips
  • They take criticism of their translations and correct mistakes in a pinned comment or by doing a re-upload
  • Usually, the longer the clip, the more high-effort and more overall care is put into it, so longer = better
A more important criteria this time, was if the clipper does some fun editing and the choice of what moments to clip. Because any mention of anything lewd gets clipped by a bunch of the same low-effort clippers, but an interesting topic that came up in a Zatsudan might not get clipped at all. So this time, I tried to look at what kind of moments the clipper chooses to clip.
Tastes in what good and bad editing in a clip is subjective, but I will probably add some of those clippers that shove 15 meme cuts into a 2-minute clip as well, because that is still effort being made, at the end of the day.
What doesn't work either are clips with no editing at all, so not even EN subs or cuts or anything. That's hella low-effort, and that's not the goal of this list.


Some further explanations to make reading this long ass post easier:
I always put a little note under the channel links that explains;
Average length of the clips on the channel:

  • Short = less than 2 Minutes
  • Mid-length = From 2 Minutes to 10 Minutes
  • Long = Over 10 Minutes (yeah, for a Vtuber clip that is long already these days)
I also who the clipper focuses on (if applicable) as well as sometimes some other information, such as upload frequency ( I was very generous here, any upload in the past 3 months counts as ACTIVE, longer than 3 months but less than 1 year ago is RARE UPLOADS and if the last upload was more than a year ago, I moved the channel to the INACTIVE section.



and well, as always, anyone feel free to disagree with me and my picks I wasn't super thorough anyways or I am always open for more recommendations

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RestlessRain

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UberSoldat

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Stream dump:

Onolumi continues Throne of Bhaal


Bettel plays Lies of P


Maria on Kitaria Fables
 

46gumi

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Joined:  Sep 30, 2022
Hoshikawa, Salome and Sasaki with their cover of B Komachi's "Sign wa B" from Oshi no Ko

 

Svarog

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Hololive's(+Ui) Kyoufuu All Back mashup


Post-summer date with Zaa-mama. She is really adorable(good wife material). And she either is hag or will be this year (born in 1993).

:holohag::hololove:

 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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so your gonna pull a jamby get bored after like an hour and rationalize that your depriving yourself of amusement with no real gain and immediately shit out ... let's say 4 more Gura stream jokes I look forward to it.
Hey now, it was longer than an hour
Which was longer than Gura's anniversary stream
From the looks and sounds of it they'll have a decent showing at youmacon which runs from the 2nd to the 5th of November, I imagine this is also the 'thing in November' Lumi and Dizzy were talking about on Phase Weekly. The youmacon website actually already lists nearly all of the Phase Connect members as featured guests and put out this tweet today, despite no official announcement from Phase yet.

Given how busy it gets around Halloween and how it appears they'll be all hands on deck for youmacon, I'd guess Gen 3 either mid October or early November after the convention.

Makes me wonder if "that November thing" is just the con and if they'll do the same strat they did for OffKai, which is debut the new members a few weeks before the con. That way they can ride the excitement of being new members and give them plenty of exposure at the con.
Probably tried to kill himself since he's Lithuanian.
Troon flag in bio is probably the bigger reason
 

DanishCookies

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USS IOWA

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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Back when I was a kid people kill themselves because they either got depression or PTSD and not you know because of getting ratio'd.
I wonder why that may be
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

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CalciumAnimal

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kushami tasukaru

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Asano Ruri has been singing in 3D for some time, currently singing School Days songs.

Despite the source material, the game and anime have some good songs.

Aizawa Ema celebrating two years with VSpo.


Deron unveiling her new outfit.


Good luck choosing between the three.
 

Sky Shouter

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Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
Is it wrong that the majority of the reason I wish Phase would shoot to the moon and become another major pillar of the vTubing world is purely so Airi can have a career that makes her happy, isn't actively killing her, and allows her to get a full nights sleep for once?
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"Your Majesty, a busty Korean cosplayer has been seized by the evil forces of a Chaebol in the cursed lands of California!"

(Besides donating a ton of money of course)
(Or committing war crimes in Minecraft)
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

"Shut up, Dazzle. I will clip your balls" -SB
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God's Strongest Dragoon

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46gumi

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Nigel Nigerman

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Just saw this recommended to me and thought you retards might like it.



Also, please update me if that Lithuanian cuck's unalive session is successful. I'mma pour some Russian vodka in his honor.

Please don't remind me that a hobby I enjoy so much is so thoroughly infested with fucking flips everywhere.

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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+ Filipino
Please don't remind me that a hobby I enjoy so much is so thoroughly infested with fucking flips everywhere.
 

Awoogers

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