General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[Renmai]

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While you fags where wasting your time, nobody has posted about this arguably more interesting topic:
Apparently the chinese gov is trying to portray vtubers as duplicitous scammers who suck money out of their fans while giving nothing back, idk I don't speak chink. As you can see they use kizuna as an example with this shady dude standing behind her while the oblivious youths listen to the witch's sweet nothings.
Hey @Gaotye（Chinese DD） make yourself useful for once and tell us more about whatever the fuck this is.

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Transcript by purportedly chinese redditor:
"Rough self-TL:

The streamer is virtual but the promises to the fans can’t be virtual
Virtual streamers and vtubers with their cute anime avatars who have hundreds of thousands of fans and interact with them using chats are growing in the numbers; they make their fans willingly donate to them tens of thousands of dollars. Some of these virtual streamers make promises that they’ll give their fans presents as to “stimulate” their fans’ donations, but as the year passes by and the fans can’t wait any longer, its unlikely that fans (will get their money back even by) file their complaints successfully. These streamers are virtual yet the “benefits” invoked are real; if (these streamers) make promises to their fans, they can’t ignore them.

(The black guy behind the screen) “Platform”
(Definitely not Ai-chan) “How can you take my words as real/sincere if I’m virtual myself?”
(Fan #1 and 2) My donations are real though!/ Where are the presents that you promised (to give us)?

And yes, the entire paragraph is quite grammatically broken even in Chinese. The most ridiculous thing about this is using Ai-Chan’s avatar and actively defaming her and other vtubers’ images and they can probably get away with it because it’s the state media."

Context for this:

[–]kevin_p 31 points 15 hours ago
The context is this event
Apparently a vtuber promised to send physical signed postcards to fans who subscribed at the 1998 RMB/month level (about $270 USD - super-expensive membership tiers are a normal feature on Bilibili), then didn't send them out. A fan complained to Bilibili but they didn't give his money back because they said he got the membership he paid for.

Other than using Kizuna Ai in the pic, I'm not mad at this *shrug*

 

[Lurker McSpic]

she should try maybe she might finally have an enjoyable stream for once. Anyway, Airi is live and you should watch her, she deserves more subs I still can't believe she is the least subbed of gen 2

 

[EliteDoragon]

Has any holo played the southpark games before?

 

[Johnny Jambalaya]

Has any holo played the southpark games before?

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I would be incredibly surprised if Cover ever allowed her or anyone else to play The Fractured but Whole or The Stick of Truth.

 

[Moth Enjoyer V2]

Honestly this whole thing is werid idve clokced Geega as the kind of woman to hate Mel

 

[RestlessRain]

So, now Lia's wild ride is over, here's a stream summary of the Lia/Pomu collab:

• The stream started with seiso idol discussion, and progressed to markiplier's nude calendar, diabolik lovers, and tumblr sexymen, and went back to idols. Don't know how a Pomu stream goes, but it's normal for Lia. Pomu certainly had a good time though.
• Lia and Pomu have similar brain damage and had pretty good chemistry together. Pomu at least knew a bit of the Lia lore. I wouldn't be surprised if there was another collab in the future.
• Pomu is going to get a copy of Lia's Metal Gear Solid fanfic (Lia has never played Metal Gear Solid before). Pomu might read this on stream.
• Stream peaked at around 1900 viewers
• Sakana gifted fifty gift subs during the stream

If you're a casual Lia viewer, or wanted to see what she's about, this would definitely be a good stream to check out.

 

[Todd's Strongest Howard]

I know someone who got a massage gun like that a couple years ago. No idea how effective it actually is, but apparently you have to avoid using it on areas where the bone is close to the skin because it's powerful enough to be painful.

You almost certainly would be better off just not. Actual sex toys are almost certainly cheaper and are less likely to require you to carefully manipulate a powered device with the potential of smashing delicate anatomy if used incorrectly.

Or you know, just fuck a real person. There's millions of them and a hilarious number of them will even pay for the opportunity regardless of your gender.

 

[Awoogers]

Enna is mad at herself because she doesn't give herself the copyright of her own original song.


To me, it's either Suisei, Marine, or either Pekora or Fubuki that has that position. I saw more singular artpieces with Suisei but Marine got more doujin/other related stuff while Pekora/Fubuki followed behind.

... at least I know no one hasnt done dirty things while in Suisei cosplay yet.


Drunkenly playing Dragon Force's Through Fire and Flames while trying to do God Know's (Suzumiya Haruhi OP) is still the best thing I know about Patra.

God it feels nice seeing Patra again after all these years since I watched her regularly back when sougetsu Eli was still here


I fucking miss her bros

Edit:since I've talked about Eli anyway have something I hold close to my heart

 

[electronic elephant]

You almost certainly would be better off just not. Actual sex toys are almost certainly cheaper and are less likely to require you to carefully manipulate a powered device with the potential of smashing delicate anatomy if used incorrectly.

Or you know, just fuck a real person. There's millions of them and a hilarious number of them will even pay for the opportunity regardless of your gender.

He got it to use it for its actual intended purpose. He seemed to think it worked, but I only heard about it for the first few days after he got it.

 

[Horo7618]

 

[Lurker McSpic]

So, now Lia's wild ride is over, here's a stream summary of the Lia/Pomu collab:

• The stream started with seiso idol discussion, and progressed to markiplier's nude calendar, diabolik lovers, and tumblr sexymen, and went back to idols. Don't know how a Pomu stream goes, but it's normal for Lia. Pomu certainly had a good time though.
• Lia and Pomu have similar brain damage and had pretty good chemistry together. Pomu at least knew a bit of the Lia lore. I wouldn't be surprised if there was another collab in the future.
• Pomu is going to get a copy of Lia's Metal Gear Solid fanfic (Lia has never played Metal Gear Solid before). Pomu might read this on stream.
• Stream peaked at around 1900 viewers
• Sakana gifted fifty gift subs during the stream

If you're a casual Lia viewer, or wanted to see what she's about, this would definitely be a good stream to check out.

I just hope the nijiYamanbas fanbase stays as far away from phase. Fishman has shown to be smart for the most part but if he starts trying to court those people, shit will hit the fan.

 

[wrp]

archive.ph is completely broke for me, just constantly repeats the captcha page and never goes anywhere. What do?

 

[Thomas Talus]

I would be incredibly surprised if Cover ever allowed her or anyone else to play The Fractured but Whole or The Stick of Truth.

Only South Park 64 allowed.

 

[reinigen]

archive.ph is completely broke for me, just constantly repeats the captcha page and never goes anywhere. What do?

Try another browser/private window. I seem to have more troubles with firefox than anything else, as an example.

 

[La+ de Central Norte]

archive.ph is completely broke for me, just constantly repeats the captcha page and never goes anywhere. What do?

Ehhm Ghost Archive?

Ghostarchive, a website archive

ghostarchive.org

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

"Romance Novels" aka Porn for Women is, most years, the largest single section of printed Media. Everyone has just kind of ignored that reality and moved on.

This is my monthly reminder to this forum that female doujin writers are fairly common and one of the animes with the highest ratios of female viewers is Redo of Healer, the anime where the protag rapes and mind breaks everyone. The fanfic world is ran by women as women enjoy written smut especially. The whole chunk of the population losing their shit over trash like 50 shades of Grey and twilight is always forgotten.

Has any holo played the southpark games before?

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I don't see that shit happening. The second game is obviously a no-go with all the gender mocking. I forgot that the first game is just as bad until I replayed it a few months ago. If any holo magically gets approval to play, we need people constantly live-recording those streams because those games don't hold back. Matt and Trey worked with the game devs and it REALLY shows.

Pomu is going to get a copy of Lia's Metal Gear Solid fanfic (Lia has never played Metal Gear Solid before). Pomu might read this on stream.

Oh lord, please let this happen.

 

[Johnny Jambalaya]

I don't see that shit happening. The second game is obviously a no-go with all the gender mocking. I forgot that the first game is just as bad until I replayed it a few months ago. If any holo magically gets approval to play, we need people constantly live-recording those streams because those games don't hold back. Matt and Trey worked with the game devs and it REALLY shows.

Not to mention that I think that The Stick of Truth is still censored on all platforms in Australia. It was censored for all console releases in Europe too through I’m pretty sure the PC port is uncensored minus images of swastikas when buying in Germany. I’m pretty sure it was scenes involving anal probing and abortion. I’ve never played the game, just interested in the censorship aspect.

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

Pre-edit: never mind, this literally just changed like 2-3 months ago and the national is now 16.

Probably so that people who don't understand how federalism works would finally shut up about it.

• Sakana gifted fifty gift subs during the stream

Some others were throwing around gift memberships too. There must have been at least another 50 on top of Sakana's. It's a good strategy, I think - hopefully it hits a Pomu fan who decides to revisit Lia's streams since they already have the membership and like her enough to renew the membership when the gift month expires. If the platform cuts are the same - and I think they are for YouTube - and don't care about the highlighted message aspect of the supa, a gift membership is a better use of $5 than a $5 superchat for that reason.

tldr: Don't forget to buy gift memberships/subs for your favorite streamers instead of just superchats/bits.

 

[Takodachi]

Dark Elf streaming
On the menu; Yakuza 0

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Not to mention that I think that The Stick of Truth is still censored on all platforms in Australia. It was censored for all console releases in Europe too through I’m pretty sure the PC port is uncensored minus images of swastikas when buying in Germany. I’m pretty sure it was scenes involving anal probing and abortion. I’ve never played the game, just interested in the censorship aspect.

Anal probing is a core mechanic as the player character gets an alien prob that they use for puzzle solving. There's a specific scene on the spaceship where you're suppose to rescue Randy while he's strapped to a probing chair and he can end up getting fully assblasted. There's a full blown abortion clinic in the game and you end up fighting Nazi Zombie fetuses. Earlier on, the government agents catch you in the abortion clinic while you're dressed like a doctor and Randy is dressed like a woman. You avoid capture by playing a minigame where you give Randy an abortion. There's a sequence where you shrink down to fight the Underpants Gnomes and end up fighting in your parent's bedroom while they're fucking. Your mother's breast ends up crushing one of the gnomes and you're crushed by your father's testicles.

Stick of Truth also has plenty of just random quips about gays, races, and all sorts of inappropriate content.