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General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

Een Gevolg

Undead Nurse #1
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
> Wine Drinker
> Ma can be short for Mom
> Tarakan is Cockroach in Russian

:cursedbae:
Seems like Vshojo's making up for all the people who left earlier by taking the early AEW tactic of Poach Fucking Everyone. I really would've preferred Nina to come back as an indie, but I'm still very glad for her. If it also has any chance of making Niji get their shit together, that's fine enough, although it 100% won't.
If you want to know how she might act now

Kinda true but I wish she would curse at chat in Russian but dreams are dreams

Wasn't that still from the time she hung around the tankie communities, and then she went over to Niji specifically because she found those places toxic and wanted to turn over a new leaf? Wouldn't say it's very likely for her to go right back to this.
 

Ed O'neill

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
Idol collabbbbb




Invaders collabbbb



Wait what time is it, what's with the Euro times

 

Netscaper

Well-known member
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
The AOE Collab was fun!
Kiara did much better than expected, the ID girls did much worse than expected and Fauna sweep, also as expected.

I think the girls had fun with each other, but by the end, when Kiara and Reine were destroyed, they were waiting on Kronii and Moona to surrender because they were cockroaching around and just delaying the inevitable.
When going over the scores, a handful of Schizos (saplings maybe?, I feel like similar to their Oshi there is a subset that is hypercompetitive) came into Kiaras Stream and left comments like this

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Now, we know that paying attention to Schizos is not the way, but we also know by now that Kiara is hardwired to look at her chat, so she left these comments after the stream ended
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Its no big deal overall, a few schizos soured her mood after an otherwise fun stream, she will get over it by the time the next stream starts.

Update from her members pre-chat:

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Kiara and Reine did the right and the polite thing by resigning when they lost the TC and military buildings plus a lot of vils instead of cockroaching out like Moona and Kronii.

Cockroaching just delays the inevitable and wastes everyone's time, plus you have almost no chance of coming back as the match itself showed. Fauna's base was also untouched, so she can keep making units to stomp you while you try to rebuild in a corner and pray she doesn't find you.

What matters in the end in an AoE match is who won and who lost, nothing else. Multi ranking is 99% calculated by wins/losses, so fuck off with numberfagging, those are mainly there to entertain and help you do better next time.

Those comments just show how little they know about the game, because not resigning and cockroaching/hiding your last vil IS considered trolling or being a sore loser.
 

Sky Shouter

YEAH! TONIGHT!
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
Speaking of the eel, she showed her mother a clip of her crushing a watermelon with her thighs

Needless to say, when she said "Daughter." the feeling of Asian parent disappointment was palpable
 

frz

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Joined:  Oct 1, 2023
Kiara and Reine did the right and the polite thing by resigning when they lost the TC and military buildings plus a lot of vils instead of cockroaching out like Moona and Kronii.

Cockroaching just delays the inevitable and wastes everyone's time, plus you have almost no chance of coming back as the match itself showed. Fauna's base was also untouched, so she can keep making units to stomp you while you try to rebuild in a corner and pray she doesn't find you.

What matters in the end in an AoE match is who won and who lost, nothing else. Multi ranking is 99% calculated by wins/losses, so fuck off with numberfagging, those are mainly there to entertain and help you do better next time.

Those comments just show how little they know about the game, because not resigning and cockroaching/hiding your last vil IS considered trolling or being a sore loser.
Its not a competitive tournament bruh just streamers stalling for time. I dont think anyone mind.

My favorite is those power wash simulator streams where these fuckers use the tiniest possible head to stall and washing the same spot multiple time
 

21st Century Pipkin Man

rabbit's foot, vomit drawer
Joined:  Jan 18, 2023
Ohhhhhhhh. Right. Damn, what a rabbit-hole.

I want to start a new thread with all of this info, but I spent hours doing that OP for AkioAIR. Maybe a weekend project.
Great work, this is simultaneously some incredibly inconsequential and wild shit. I'd be willing to be that this person is going to keep resurfacing Mel Nekomata style.
 

God's Strongest Mozumite

Gaod help me.
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ENTERING FLAVOR COUNTRY
Joined:  Oct 28, 2022
Fuwamoco are doing some spooky shit on their morning stream
 

Negzana

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Porean

Lavender Spider Lover & Tsunderia Scholar
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Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Just found this out, if you adjust the colouring on this teaser shot;

you get a sneak peak of the new model;
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YGO Link Monster

Knightmare Unicorn ATK 2200 LINK-3
Joined:  May 26, 2023

Lazybug

Punished bug girl lover
Joined:  May 8, 2023
Just found this out, if you adjust the colouring on this teaser shot;

you get a sneak peak of the new model;
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I'm extremely curious as to who her art mama is gonna be bug girls are pretty niche in the already niche genre of monster girls
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
I'm extremely curious as to who her art mama is gonna be bug girls are pretty niche in the already niche genre of monster girls
I'm more than happy to have another bug girl in the pack even though the said bug it was based on is literally the antithesis of my fucking existence I hope it's not a regular roach but a dubia or even a hissing cockroach that's the only cocks I can tolerate and actually want as a pet

Bug girls love
 

Lazybug

Punished bug girl lover
Joined:  May 8, 2023
I'm more than happy to have another bug girl in the pack even though the said bug it was based on is literally the antithesis of my fucking existence I hope it's not a regular roach but a dubia or even a hissing cockroach that's the only cocks I can tolerate and actually want as a pet

Bug girls love
It's probably going to be nonspecific or if she wanted to be three levels of irony in Nocticola pheromosa
 

Superduper Samurai

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I doubt they will go full Juni monstergirl, its just gonna be the hair and some antennae, no exoskeleton or chitin or anything

I more than welcome eating my words, i hope they do make the design as unique as they can with their corpo bucks
 

Lazybug

Punished bug girl lover
Joined:  May 8, 2023
no exoskeleton or chitin or anything
She does! Atleast if the teaser animation is anything to go by
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Though of note no species of cockraoch has white Chitin unless it's post molt
 

Shuba Saber

MPP
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Joined:  Oct 22, 2022

Once again, thank you very much for today!
I've dreamt of a solo live for a long time.
Thanks to everyone, that dream came true today!

I was very nervous, and I couldn't sing FACT well at first, which frustrated me.
But as soon as I could communicate with everyone, my nervousness quickly faded. Thank you.
As I got into the groove, it was a blast.

Today, I was so moved to have come this far,
and as various emotions welled up,
I couldn't sing Sanvitalia anymore.
But I could hear everyone singing it, and that made me cry even more.

It's just the beginning and I'm not exaggerating when I say this is where things start.
I want to use everything, the fun, the regrets, and the happiness of today as nourishment to do my best again!

Thanks to everyone who was involved!
:inatiredl:
 

Audi Vide Tace

Self-Proclaimed Lurker
Geist's Second Husband
Joined:  Sep 20, 2022
Kiara and Reine did the right and the polite thing by resigning when they lost the TC and military buildings plus a lot of vils instead of cockroaching out like Moona and Kronii.

Cockroaching just delays the inevitable and wastes everyone's time, plus you have almost no chance of coming back as the match itself showed. Fauna's base was also untouched, so she can keep making units to stomp you while you try to rebuild in a corner and pray she doesn't find you.

What matters in the end in an AoE match is who won and who lost, nothing else. Multi ranking is 99% calculated by wins/losses, so fuck off with numberfagging, those are mainly there to entertain and help you do better next time.

Those comments just show how little they know about the game, because not resigning and cockroaching/hiding your last vil IS considered trolling or being a sore loser.
Those comments about kiara are just stupid. You’re watching a gaggle of menhera play a RTS while they LARP as anime girls.

They are probably just trying to troll to piss Kiara off, but can you imagine unironically getting upset at someone resigning at what looks like a legitimate defeat…? Who the hell cares this much?
 

Nenélove

Malding, seething and shitting
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Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
She does! Atleast if the teaser animation is anything to go by
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Though of note no species of cockraoch has white Chitin unless it's post molt
Albino roaches do, every so often you find a white roach among the regular ones.
 

Netscaper

Well-known member
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Its not a competitive tournament bruh just streamers stalling for time. I dont think anyone mind.

My favorite is those power wash simulator streams where these fuckers use the tiniest possible head to stall and washing the same spot multiple time
You missed my point where I explain that people shitting on Kiara(for resigning upon Fauna destroying her and Reine's bases) are retarded.
 

Seth

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Fubuki's Best Friendo
Joined:  Feb 11, 2023
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