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Stunned But Dumb

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Honestly, if I ever somehow trip and fall and become some evil dictator, genocider, conqueror of the world the first thing I'm doing is hiring Kaneko Lumi to be my PR agent.
 

Takodachi

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According to /shon/ she got super emotional-drunk and made comments about wanting to kill herself then went to bed without deleting the vod
yeah, that'll do it.
Twitch doesnt like people making those kind of comments/jokes. Not because they care about your mental health, but because they dont want the bad rep of someone actually going through with those threats and killing themselves on stream, thats just bad optics.
 

RestlessRain

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Honestly, if I ever somehow trip and fall and become some evil dictator, genocider, conqueror of the world the first thing I'm doing is hiring Kaneko Lumi to be my PR agent.
This would somehow be part of her master plan.
 

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The Virtual Asylum Thread Recap
Pages 4900-4950

Other Recap parts can be found [HERE]

Ᵽ PHC: Phase Connect
▷ HLO: Hololive
☆ HST: Holostars
◷ NIJ: Nijisanji
₪ IDL: Idol Corp
Ⓥ VSJ: VShojo
ⓘ INF: Highly informative


post | About kawaii's Ephemira gen

post | ₪ IDL | About Katta Stronny collab



post | ▷ HLO | Archive (gofile) - Nanashi Mumei - Unarchived Karaoke
post | Kiara is back from Japan
post | Nayuta Fan Meeting latest announcement stream notes

post | Grindstone 1 Year Anniversary collab
post | Raora got interviewed by Anitrendz
post | Reine's 3D Birthday Live

post | Yagoo will be attending Malaysia Digital Content Festival 2024
post | Apparently Malaysia had guests from every Hololive branch save for StarsJP
post | Relevant news - Immigration officers raid cosplay event in Malaysia, arrest four foreign cosplayers
post | Kobo was announced as a guest as well. Also Reminder - Kson did attend last year's Nijigen Expo



post | Discussion on vtubers' relationship and grooming continues



post | Graduation - Kilia's final EIEN stream
post | Kilia's original song was released - Origin. Kilia hearted a comment with a rrat relating lore to her graduation
Also rosedoodle tricked and banned minors and idiots in her chat
post | Question - Did Killia say anything about why she is graduating?



post | Recommendation - Veleck, Irish bunny on Twitch


post | ◷ NIJ | Sajam Slam Main event, Victoria, Kanna and Fumi POVs
post | Dokibird's POV


post | Mozumi Pichi's merch was affected by region blocking

post | Ᵽ PHC | End of Phase summer camp event


post | V4Mirai new gen's name was revealed as Voltail
post | Later - V4Mirai made a whole Minecraft server to promote them


post | ◷ NIJ | Brawlpro (Doki's coach from the previous slam) makes a fart noice when Niji was mentioned. Apparently he talked with Doki for 5 hours, heard a lot of Niji horror stories


post | Proctor vagueposts, vtuber corpos hate. Loop on vagueposting starts
post | Azehara's AI Female Proctor test, fixed audio version was posted later


post | Ⓥ VSJ | IronMouse nuked her VOD channel after false DMCA claims
post | Ezzydesu clears out the misunderstanding - it was not about false claims, just standard reaction content risks


post | Clip - DSP watched the latest documentary on himself, was unsettled by Gura

post | Ashton Marten is in the ER with acute appendicitis, surgery soon

post | ◷ NIJ | Rosemi with a surprise announcement

post | Lethe's celebrating her Birthday

post | Inui Toko's Birthday singing and new outfit reveal stream

post | Kumanui Miel's Birthday call-in stream

post | JP vtuber Hanatan will sing the ED for an anime

post | Inuyama Tamaki trying to find a girlfriend for Aogiri's lesbian Harusame Urame, with several guest

post | Ares is back with a new subathon for her Birthday



post | ▷ HLO | Mone vs Gwar Gura, spot the difference. Discussion on the Strongest Nene husband
post | ☆ HST | Mori Calliope covers Shinigami by Kenshi Yonezu, the same song Vesper once covered. Discussion on the song and various covers
post | Kiara leaks ENreco chapter 2 info, allegedly it will take place in WoW RP server

post | ReGloss 3D Live was announced
post | Later - Raden with her Shinigami cover. Discussion on waves of same song covers



post | CeciHime recently purged herself from many communities on Discord

post | Uwo builds a device to re-blind 1000 kids

post | Mozumi is on her weight loss journey



post | Local content - TVA Skribbl-off by Helmet-kun Backwards
post | Proctor wishes to support community projects and activities, asks people to bring them to his attention
post | Lobby
post | We have a winner!



post | Yuria of Ailurus posts a Nikocado edit

post | Kanna Yanagi's Birthday week schedule

post | Rena_chuu celebrates her Birthday. Also Vampirate Odessa celebrates her 2nd streaming Anniversary



post | Ᵽ PHC | Ninety Minutes to Midnight, feat. Rie
post | ▷ HLO | Clip - An old one, Pippa raiding Go Go Nippon girls
post | Clara talks about features Twitter has taken away, shows appreciation for the "Mute" option

post | Loki celebrates getting 25K subs
post | Clip - Clara asks what happens when Vtubers die in Phase
post | Rie's tweet starts discussion on the word "demure"



post | Other thread - Brave Group opening auditions for more of their projects


post | Ⓥ VSJ | VShojo will have some meet and greets at TwitchCon
post | Plaqueboymax found out IronMouse is doing a subathon and mogging everyone


post | Some notes from Re:AcT's Lisa Makoh singing stream

post | Filian got 1 MLN followers

post | ☆ HST | Altare with a Twitter space, talked about being in New York with Flayon, Bettel and Magni



post | ▷ HLO | About FuwaMoco's cover of Love is Indivisible, part of an official collab
post | Notes from Kiara's members stream, more about future shared server event. Discussion on Myth Anniversary 3D Live
post | Apparently the Myth song ReUnion was almost lost media

post | Mori Calliope with a sponsored Persona 3 stream, Episode Aigis
post | Azki bought a Moza R5 in order to play her latest ETS2 stream
post | Mococo has developed a migraine, stream is postponed. Discussion on Moco-chan's health

post | About weather in Japan, big air pressure apparently
post | Cecilia's Otomo book of Superchats has been completed
post | ⓘ INF | hololive 7 Days to Die - Sessions 11 and 12

post | Kaela posts her blood pressure readings, low
post | Regloss 3D teaser
post | Botan's Shishiro Cup Street Fighter 6 tournament is coming back in October, more info
post | Raden's audio guide narration for the Hakone Venetian Glass Museum's perfume bottle exhibit



post | Youtube killed another ASMR vtuber



post | ◷ NIJ | Justin Wong released his VOD of coaching Dokibird. Also neither Victoria nor Doki will participate in the finals of the Sajam Slam, because it is an offline event
post | Apparently Sykkuno is replacing Doki and she is gonna make him wear a wig
post | Kanna also isn't going but another VTuber called Sero (@SerotinaVT) will replace her
Discussion on Sajam self-funding and sponsors

post | More info, he spent 15K on the first Sajam Slam, and got sponsors for the second
post | And even more info, seems like the requirement for the players to actually be on stage is probably imposed by Twitchcon. This Slam is different from others because of Capcom and Twitch sponsorship



post | Tomoe Umari celebrates 2 Year Anniversary
post | She is doing a 36-hour donothon with goals


post | Allegedly the first mention of vtubers in print media was found by Reddit, the magazine released on June 14 2018. Discussion on early days of vtubing

post | Kirsche with US Presidential debates watchalong

post | Jorunna is active on Twitter again, her account is still privated


post | ◷ NIJ | Niji IR was published, noticable drop overall with negative event revenue
post | Other thread - More info in the Nijisanji L Collection thread


post | ☆ HST | Oga is hosting a fun SF6 vtuber event, 4v4 team exhibition and the coaches of both teams are wearing electric shock devices to zap them when their team member loses
post | Clip from an official restream, coach Higuchi's reaction to pain is under the scrutiny


post | Re:AcT having some issues with shipping Shishigami Leona's concert goods

post | ₪ IDL | Merryweather Rin Penrose collab

post | nonon. (@nonon_yuno) showcases their rigging of ChairoSatou's model, biblically accurate angel

post | Ᵽ PHC | Nasa asked her friend with no knowledge to describe Phase members

post | Chirami celebrates her Birthday

post | Riko playing Apex with Mariya and Ryoma


post | Cvnka has been banned, apparently for her 9/11 joke
post | Reticule and Johnny Jambalaya make this ordinary day feel special
post | Sena Bonbon with her own handcam recreation


post | Local content - TVA in Review, week 3

post | Tea The Khajiit celebrates her Birthday

post | Ⓥ VSJ | Melody gets a sex toy sponsorship, Lovense



post | ▷ HLO | Mori Calliope with 4th Anniversary stream, big karaoke party
post | Kiara's Anniversary stream, 3D karaoke
post | Ame's Anniversary stream
post | Chumbuds wrote and sang an original song for Gura's 4th Anniversary. KFP did an award show with special guests

post | DemonDice to VA a president turned into a female cyborg mecha pilot in Card-en-Ciel - "President Ex Machina"
post | EN trailer for hololive x World of Tanks Blitz collab
post | Marine is teasing a new animated MV

post | Inuyama Tamaki interviewing Akirose
post | Towa added EN subtitles to FACT and Raimei, more songs to get them soon
post | Clip - You need to pass the vibe check by hololive staff to get hired, cat fights and jealousy are not tolerated



post | Small vtuber group V-Crypt released a statement regarding their former talent Echo Thorns, she explains her side of story, company protects their account
post | The group is now under construction/new management
post | Later - Graduation - Ame Rose, the lead talent of V-Crypt



post | Archive - Amiya Aranha - COOKIE'S BUSTLE

post | Rhubarb is back

post | Lotta (@EineLotta) with a guideline on getting a German GF



post | Nyaru plans to fund her new monitor, stars a discussion on her and her husband
post | Farms link to the details of her marriage to an alleged NSA employee
post | The doxer apparently had very specific grievances

post | For a significant part of said grievances there was no source or archives
post | Alleged reasons for doxxing



post | ☆ HST | Axel, Shinri and Ruze collab, playing Deadlock
post | Seems like boys were using Altare's 3D studio for something, VOD is not available
post | Tech issues, Altare have canceled the stream and is determined to fix things
post | Later - Apparently he did fix it, Altare, Flayon and Bettel 3D offcollab!



post | ◷ NIJ | NijiEN's music project ENcounter continues with Rosemi and Uki Violeta

post | Mikeneko posts a photo of her cat. No, I'm not making a pussy joke

post | Naomii (not Mint) with a take on having multiple oshis

post | Tenjin (ex NijiID Bonbon) plays Roblox



post | Ᵽ PHC | Clara explains to her members why she was quiet
post | moon jelly is "Excited to be a part of lots of big things recently"
post | Lumi is close to 100K subs, plans celebration streams

post | Runie rants about Rings of Power s2
post | It's Airi's Birthday



post | Ⓥ VSJ | Henya celebrates her Birthday, seems like still not in a good shape

post | FeFe tweets "Lewtubers are vtubers" with obnoxious claps


post | Nenélove gifts Willemshaven a custom tag, True & Honest Holofan
post | Explanation


post | Randon plays Doki Doki Literature Club

post | Oomi reveals the reason of her move to America - gun

post | Nagihara Suzuna is having a pop-up Live on the streets of Akihabara for 4th Anniversary



post | Kanna Yanagi's ASMR got a community guideline warning
post | Archive (mega)
post | Archive (gofile), mp3 version

post | She talked about it, going to change up her ASMR content. Apparently members streams are not safe either
post | Some old VODs were nuked



post | Recommendation - rats on YouTube, studying in JP and having insane rants



post | ▷ HLO | Merryweather was in Mori Calliope's chat
post | Pekora collabs with McDonaldsJP
post | Marine's announcement might be about upcoming Sololive

post | Translator Neko Mikuri made a vlog of hololive at AnimeNYC and Breaking Dimensions
post | Fubuki's fans from South Korea put together Birthday posters and ads in metro station
post | Kiara's Live 2D 2.0 reveal was announced



post | Brave announces Invaders-style vtuber project, RIONECTION with RIOT MUSIC

post | VCR Minecraft server was announced


post | Mikeneko blocked Dokugai Chinami (ex Gundou Mirei of NijiJP)
post | Dokugai is having fun with it


post | Local content - Reminder - Fake rumor of IRyS feet pics
post | About Nyfco photoshoping wedding pictures


post | Merch maker Bri (@bunnysleepover) was giving away Mint shirts, Mint herself ended up a winner
post | Mint also got a package from Capcom, Ace Attorney merch


post | Vampirate Odessa continues her 2nd Anniversary subathon


post | Chio Chompi had to private a digivice VOD, says she will edit stuff and put it back on
post | Clip - Reflective surface, the digivice screen


post | Ᵽ PHC | Health update from Shiina - nodules, most likely going on hiatus soon
post | Tenma got 200K subs



post | Apparently Shondo was having a real sad girl time on stream
post | Archive (gofile)
post | She was banned on Twitch
post | There was a suicide talk, also Onion's vid about pedos




Terumi Koizumi Discission
post | Terumi Koizumi paid for an ad banner on the forum, discussion
post | Info on her, doesn't look good

post | She was part of Amber Glow
post | Terumi talked about Amber Glow in the recent stream
post | The ad costed her $30

post | Apparently she deleted some of her TVA Discord messages
post | More info on Terumi Koizumi, about her early days, leaked Discord messages, Cyberlive, Nunki, lemon Lumi and more. Came out as intersex, discussion follows

***



post | Bao and her friends named their group Girliepop
post | Apparently there are thirst pics of their IRLs in their Twitter profiles


post | Filian posts a photo of her exploded tire, car discussion

post | Caspurr (Lando) is streaming Space Marine 2

post | Dokibird got a minor model update

post | Recommendation - Eros on Twitch, good voice and good model with a nice toggle

post | Asano Ruri is hosting a karaoke relay
Also Re:AcT's Shishigami Leona will have her fifth solo Live

post | Apparently kamalaharris was in Veibae's chat



DM me about missing info, mistakes, with general feedback!
 
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Aquatic Novellite

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As we all know, the best thing to help people who are suicidal is to take away their income and separate them from the people who care about them.
Riku really does care about Selen :sanasmile:
 

Security

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Honestly, if I ever somehow trip and fall and become some evil dictator, genocider, conqueror of the world the first thing I'm doing is hiring Kaneko Lumi to be my PR agent.

Looking at what the New World Order is doing, I think you'd be heralded as a hero.
 

kushami tasukaru

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Asano Ruri is hosting a karaoke relay starting at 6PM JST. There's an anime trailer when you go to the video for "Sayonara Ryuusei Konnichiwa Jinsei" where she landed a VA role for Kalavith.

Order of relay:
1800 opening ceremony and introductions.
1830 Tsurigane Fuuri
1900 Orihime Haruka
1930 NiBOSHI (RINNEKO)
2000 Ci
2030 BΣretta Crossrain
2100 Kanade Mimi
2130 Enma Ruri (Live Union)
2200 closing ceremony by Asano Ruri
I know half of them and they are good but do look into the others as well, you might be pleasantly surprised.

Re:AcT's Shishigami Leona will have her fifth solo live at 7PM JST. Waiting room for the free part will be open at 6.30PM JST.

Paid event is streamed through Zaiko and the evening ticket is 6600 yen before fees.

AZKi, steering wheel, and pedals.
 

Bernkastel

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Joined:  Sep 19, 2022
White woman jumpscare


Rough day for Hololive fans. First Aqua graduates and now we find out Calli is no longer fat. :yagoocry:

This was sadly not archived. Saku has hidden all her tweets.
 

Azehara

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According to /shon/ she got super emotional-drunk and made comments about wanting to kill herself then went to bed without deleting the vod, so I imagine someone just reported a clip to fuck with her.

There's a reupload here, though I don't really have time to dig through it right now.

EDIT: Although I did just click in at a random spot to see her watching the "how to make your children less attractive to paedophiles" Onion video, so that might have something to do with it...


As we all know, the best thing to help people who are suicidal is to take away their income and separate them from the people who care about them.
yeah, that'll do it.
Twitch doesnt like people making those kind of comments/jokes. Not because they care about your mental health, but because they dont want the bad rep of someone actually going through with those threats and killing themselves on stream, thats just bad optics.
That could be it. Maybe also (rrat) but someone could have reported her stream for child endangerment because "minor drinking" (cuz people are retarded and think loli = minor).
 
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Purrson

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Lady that was the lead talent of VCrypt (recently exploded micro corp) is graduating, looking over her feed it looks like people have been dogging on her really hard
 

Willemshaven

Outlasted the Chinese Community Sinicization Group
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Abomination

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Congrats to Tenma for 200k!
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Helkar

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Some other funny stories, she was going to do a hyped up stream exposing lemon woman Lumi at one stage
I swear, this is like 4th or 5th time i hear about someone claiming to have totally damning evidence of Lumi being an evil mastermind with zero follow-up.
I'm starting to believe it's true, because damn, how does she keep getting away with it.
 

Purrson

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Also this is apparently real

Late react me if you must but I checked and didn't see it
 

Purrson

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I swear, this is like 4th or 5th time i hear about someone claiming to have totally damning evidence of Lumi being an evil mastermind with zero follow-up.
I'm starting to believe it's true, because damn, how does she keep getting away with it.
I think she is probably just kind of a bitch, she is apparently an attractive and smart woman, so that would track. Also women are horrible to each other. I don't care either way, I like Lumi, and the fact that she does in fact "keep getting away with it" make me like her more
 
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CalliopeMori BiggerestFan

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Also this is apparently real

Late react me if you must but I checked and didn't see it

This hobby is not being gatekept hard enough.
 

Atlas

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Lady that was the lead talent of VCrypt (recently exploded micro corp) is graduating, looking over her feed it looks like people have been dogging on her really hard

I just looked over her feed. She actually do anything to warrant that? or is it just crazy's being crazy.
 

Helkar

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I think she is probably just kind of a bitch, she is apparently an attractive and smart woman, so that would track. Also women are horrible to each other
All i'm saying is, if commissioned fanart of Lumi as Hillary Clinton ever pops up, it means i've failed to keep my impulses in check.
 

Sky Shouter

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The car should have them as standard. But odds are she never reads the warnings the screen gives off.
Tire pressure readers are fairly standard in America now afaik. Not sure about other countries.

Also recently learned that the tire's readers can go bad (should've been obvious in hindsight since all tech can die or malfunction) and throw a constant low pressure warning on the dashboard. Was checking my tire pressure daily for a week thinking I was going insane since the pressure was at the manufacturer's recommended for the model.
If she drives a last-gen Toyota Camry (which is what it looks like), that car even has the tire pressures listed on the center display. And since Toyota knows their customers are clueless NPCs, I'm pretty sure if the "Low Pressure" idiot light comes on it will even immediately flash to the tire pressure gauge so you WILL KNOW BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT that one or more of your tires are low in pressure.

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If Filian saw the idiot light and the flashing tire pressure screen and decided to keep driving anyway, it only leads more credence to the idea she didn't actually mean to steal her model. She's just genuinely that careless.

Fun fact: Toyota has made several active safety features on their cars over the last few years because they know their drivers want those features and everyone else on the road needs protection from Toyota drivers. Win-win for everybody!

Bold of you to assume she have tire pressure sensors. Or were taught to do kick check every day.
I guess TPMS is a luxury where you're from? Just like showering?

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Also this is apparently real

Late react me if you must but I checked and didn't see it

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RestlessRain

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