General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[Ballpark_Look]

WAIT WTF HAPPENS TO GEN 3

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

WAIT WTF HAPPENS TO GEN 3

Deployed to Palestine.

 

[TwoBit]

IDOL CORP OFFICIALLY PURCHASED BY BRAVE GROUP​

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Statement from the head Rabbi;

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A jew running out of money? Shamefur dispray.

 

[electronic elephant]

Airi is probably a shit driver in denial at this point, but she is also in California, so it could be either way or both

I recall maybe in the post offkai streams where phase girls kinda confirmed airi may not be the best driver.

Iori said that when Airi picked her up from the airport before Gen 2 debut she thought she was gonna die. Airi is a shit driver but the Container truck incident was also not her fault, both insurance companies agreed that it was the fault of the truck driver apparently.

So far Shiina is the only good driver in Phase confirmed by the others.

According to Airi, she has dashcams covering the front, back, and both sides of her car, and the accidents almost always get determined to be the other person's fault. If we assume both Airi and the other Phase girls are telling the truth, that means:
1) Airi is a bad enough driver to scare her passengers
2) There's a large enough percentage of even worse drivers on the road that even someone who drives like Airi isn't likely to be at fault in an accident

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

WAIT WTF HAPPENS TO GEN 3

Oh wow if they exist then this is genuinely fucked up as those girls now have no real backing to go indie so they'd be stuck with Brave unless they back out

 

[Punished Lurker]

IDOL CORP OFFICIALLY PURCHASED BY BRAVE GROUP​

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[EDIT]
Statement from the head Rabbi;

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I know a lot of people here talked about this possibility, but I know so little of Idol I thought it was a rrat or a schizo theory. Can't believe they got adquired by Brave from all companies.
At least it seems they learned from their mistakes with Gamebu and past dramas, right?... right?
(no seriously I have zero knowledge about brave besides them being in some super drama years ago, and the basics of gamebu, and I don't even know if it's the same company)

 

[Pencilfreak]

IDOL CORP OFFICIALLY PURCHASED BY BRAVE GROUP​

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Statement from the head Rabbi;

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Jesus Idol corp getting pac man'd by Brave Group is not in my 2024 bingo card.

Edit: "Sooooo.... The contract?" It's nothing but PR speak when he was stalling this for so long, @Bronze

 

[Lurker McSpic]

Interesting caveat that the girls are allowed to take their IPs and go indie if they so wish

yeah for a fee for sure. Anyone thinking they're gonna just let go of an easy 10k worth of IP is naive. Their invader branch is probably boned by a noncompete or they're stuck at idol until their initial contract expires.

According to Airi, she has dashcams covering the front, back, and both sides of her car, and the accidents almost always get determined to be the other person's fault. If we assume both Airi and the other Phase girls are telling the truth, that means:
1) Airi is a bad enough driver to scare her passengers
2) There's a large enough percentage of even worse drivers on the road that even someone who drives like Airi isn't likely to be at fault in an accident

I think she's just such a shit driver that she gets wrecked by things any driver that isn't retarded could avoid. She also said her car is red and there's a myth about red cars being magnets to accidents for some reason.

 

[La+ de Central Norte]

I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU NIGGAS THAT THIS WILL HAPPEN.

WHERE IS MY APOLLO TROPHY?

Sorry blud

Die Brave Group Shill
I will not allow you to monopolize the vtuber industry

Get a Time Machine next time
Bad Night Brave Group got bigger today

 

[Void Scribas]

I believe I will subscribe to Nikki Rei

Nikki does this.

Suddenly, Idol is bought out.

Was the carpenter the mastermind?

@La+ de Central Norte , que crees que ocurra con las chicas de IdolES? Meica basicamente jamas les dio su IP a Idol asi que esto no le afecta en nada​

 

[El Rrata]

I was busy during today's holoARK ending, so I couldn't comment on it live, but they did really well for how close the raid before it felt. Them beating the bonus spawns was also surprising, considering how down they were after the boss before it. Bae even, impressively, managed to lose both her main dinos during the first final boss and the bonus boss right at the last second, which was peak unintentional comedy.

especially Bae who helped her out and slightly reduced the amount of menhera breakdowns.

They would have both lost it if not for the pool of insanity.


Also, bonus rare moment of wigger being a little shit:


All-in-all: good job, Pecola

 

[I Wanna Die]

I know a lot of people here talked about this possibility, but I know so little of Idol I thought it was a rrat or a schizo theory. Can't believe they got adquired by Brave from all companies.
At least it seems they learned from their mistakes with Gamebu and past dramas, right?... right?
(no seriously I have zero knowledge about brave besides them being in some super drama years ago, and the basics of gamebu, and I don't even know if it's the same company)

They announced a partnership at the end of last year and everyone assumed it was only a matter of time for a full acquisition after that.

 

[shipmate_F]

IDOL CORP OFFICIALLY PURCHASED BY BRAVE GROUP​

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I FUCKING CALLED IT. Writings on the wall and everything but man, the girls might just fuck off. I'm sad that Megnace is going to a bit more whorish path but what can you do, she might be at her wits' end.

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Koragi is up with more DK2


Doom with Bloom: Simulacrum


Hag gambling

 

[Void Scribas]

OKAY, SO WHO LEAVES IDOL?

*Ring sound*

RIGHT NOW, THE BETS ARE IN:

CONI AND RIN

Anybody else?

 

[El Rrata]

Of course he fucking finally announces he sold to Brave the moment I chose in the day to post about holoARK. Everyone knew this shit was coming since the start of the whole Brave thing, couldn't he have done it way sooner?

Fucking Jew probably realized the bad press lately was gonna make the company worth even less and got pressured to finally sell or something.

Fuck you, Aviel.

 

[Void Scribas]

What is funny about all this shit is that Meica never gave her IP to Idol, and basically has been done the same thing she has done as an indie after entering Idol.

So this deal basically doesn't affect her at all

 

[Sithis]

IDOL CORP OFFICIALLY PURCHASED BY BRAVE GROUP​

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Poor Lisa, girl has to be feeling like a cursed item at this point. Maybe she can really put it to the test and audition for Niji EN.

Re: the idol thing, I don't foresee Katta and possibly Nikki sticking around. Katta won't enjoy having managers fuss at her who she doesn't have sway with by virtue of boning the CEO, and she's menhera and won't enjoy the pressure to perform to stay an asset.

I'm betting Coni will dip, possibly first thing. Idk if Rin will try it out with Brave or not, she is desperate for her shot, but I have to wonder if this mess with idol has left a bad taste with her.

 

[Void Scribas]

Bro like this is the golden opportunity for Coni to leave without losing anything. IS HER ONE IN A MILLION CHANCE.

Probably her head had to be a mess trying to reach a decision. After all, she joined a corpo for their support, is she will be going to be okay without this support?

 

[Kazuma]

I think Rin is most likely to stay in Idol.

 

[Pencilfreak]

I find it very funny that with Brave taking over, Idol had to come out and say "we know we weren't paying freelancers or shipping merch, Brave will be better at it than we were"

Also interested to see which talents stay and which talents take their IP and dip. Makes it even more interesting that Yuko graduated, did she lose out on keeping the Yuko Yurei identity or is she just happier as Rye?

Following her twitter account for quite long while, it appears she's just as happy with her og fans before she became Yuko.