General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[Salado]

SAWA, NO!

 

[Paladin]

SAWA, NO!

Sawa is already in, and Fishman is cutting costs by having her pilot all three models.

 

[Bronze]

Sawa is already in, and Fishman is cutting costs by having her pilot all three models.

So Penumbral was right?

 

[TwoBit]

e:
I love Scuff Connect
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e2:
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And if any of you plan on applying, just remember:

 

[shipmate_F]

Nyaru is continuing her Offkai Concert

Spoiler: A lot of shilling

Tsukimi is building gunpla, she is so autistic (affectionate) I'm getting quite fond of her


Slabman building a Taser NERF Gun, will be asked to shock his balls


Freyja is back from Offkai as well, only heard good things about her


Bloom is finishing up another DOOM WAD: Evil Returns


Sasha is finishing Nobody Saves the World

 

[Nenélove]

Happy Birthday Flayon! I bet you're getting lots of love this week from your fans and coworkers--
*Exclusively black cats*
What did he mean by this?

He meant that flagay is both a nigga and a pussy.

By the way after 2 months of bitching the talents are now free to stream on Twitch and Youtube so expect even LESS people using Anilive

And now that the shitstain known as IRIAM is trying to do the exact same thing as them you can expect even LESS people as both pieces of trash compete for the 10 people stupid enough to consider streaming in an alternative platform.

Auditions for new Invaders are open.

ACCELERATE! THE JEW WILL NOT UPSTAGE US!

 

[ex_lurker]

And if any of you plan on applying, just remember:

>no pps allowed
So if I chop it off, I can join? Sweet!

 

[Lurker McSpic]

SAWA, NO!

SAWA, YES!!!
I doubt she will because she did say she does her thing for the lols mostly and doesn't want to treat it as a job. That was a while ago though.
Anyway, you know I have to do it

LIIIISA YOU STOOOOOOOPID BITCH!!!!
If you had waited you'd be in the better corp for you, head jew is gonna sell you all to some chink company by the end of the year. For real though my nigga fishman gives you money for music production.

 

[Postal rrat]

Chinchilla starts new game tonight yakuza finally over

Props to Ledisha R for being the number one Hanamori clipper in three languages

 

[Titanosaurus]

Auditions for new Invaders are open.

I hope they pick up more weird ESL 3rd worlders I've never heard of before.

Are invaders normally auditioned for? Would have thought Phase scouted them.

Dizzy didn't audition, not sure if Lumi or Yuri had to do anything like that. Maybe Ember and Jelly did. IIRC last auditions you could apply for both invaders and new talent.

 

[Svarog]

Juniper's anniversary. She's singing now


Rye playing Path of Exile

 

[Salado]

I doubt she will because she did say she does her thing for the lols mostly and doesn't want to treat it as a job.

She's gonna make her audition the shittiest of shit posts... and get in and despair. It's gonna be great.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

Rye playing Path of Exile

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damn, people really wanted to drink this woman's piss huh
...
although nevermind, people have thought about that and worse from even more homelier looking women....

 

[Nenélove]

Rye playing Path of Exile

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It happens when the chuuba career doesn't work, going back to being a fleshie with your tits in full view of the facecam is the obvious plan B.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

It happens when the chuuba career doesn't work, going back to being a fleshie with your tits in full view of the facecam is the obvious plan B.

What tits!??!?!

 

[Titanosaurus]

Juniper's anniversary. She's singing now


Rye playing Path of Exile

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That new model sure is realistic Game choice is nice though.

 

[Abomination]

Dizzy didn't audition, not sure if Lumi or Yuri had to do anything like that. Maybe Ember and Jelly did. IIRC last auditions you could apply for both invaders and new talent.

I'm pretty sure Pippa pushed to get Lumi and Yuri picked up, especially because of everything internally happening at Cyberlive at the time. And Yuri was included because Lumi insisted on her joining as well. As for Jelly, I'm not 100% sure, but I think Jelly mentioned talking to Lumi about the possibility of joining or something like that. I assume Lumi got her in touch with Sakana. Not sure about Ember, but I assume she came along with Dizzy given they're both good friends and both ex-Tsunderia.

At the very least, I'm sure there's some sort of audition process they had to go through to join, but this time they're having open auditions.

EDIT: Here's the timestamp of Jelly talking about it. According to her, she was "hinting" at Lumi getting her in touch with Sakana.

 

[shipmate_F]

Rye playing Path of Exile

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SHE IS STARVING BRO GIVE SOME MEAT TO THAT STICK

 

[niggaphil]

Rye playing Path of Exile

With that makeup, 6/10 is the max score I could give.

I guess onlyfans is her next career path choice only if she doesn't want to go back to work in Starbucks

 

[Cubanodun]

. As for Jelly, I'm not 100% sure, but I think Jelly mentioned talking to Lumi about the possibility of joining or something like that. I assume Lumi got her in touch with Sakana.

I remember a clip where she joke about Phase connect being the menhera company and she scream to chat that she did not know and that Lumi did not tell her anything before joining