General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[El Rrata]

Matara and Mint's podcast will have a panel at offkai

If Offkai can get U-san, Doki, Quinn, and Kuro there, it will almost be like they didn't uninvite Nijisanji.

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

Mozumi Pichi is kidnapping young women in half an hour:

 

[Salado]

Fucking fujos, man...

 

[Euthyphro]

Fucking fujos, man...

I'd rather not.

 

[superduper]

My oshi hates me NOOOO!

Also she's still live, come and join the stream!

Here's another one! My oshi POISONS a man in public!

 

[naganon]

Hexa just tweeted about twitch's discoverability. I found it informative.

 

[Watamate]

If Offkai can get U-san, Doki, Quinn, and Kuro there, it will almost be like they didn't uninvite Nijisanji.

I'm worried/thinking that her (Doki) Tweet the other day about missing out on a dream convention due to not checking her mail often enough is most likely related to OffKai Expo. Especially given their line-up, Doki missing is rather glaring. Although, I don't get why they'd be so stingy that they couldn't fit her in if she was a day late. Granted, that's assuming that she was talking about OffKai, but honestly I can't really think of any other convention that would fit the bill.

 

[Takodachi]

I hope she streams somewhere else during then. I need my Lava fix no matter what, I just can't wait a whole month.

There will probably be more diacord vc nights if she isnt unbanned and has to sit the 30 days

 

[ChilChakSack]

Attention All Asylum Inmates!
The Annual Asylum Awards Spring Survey has begun!​

In order to ensure that this year’s Asylum Awards has the categories and nominees that you all want, we have decided to conduct two surveys, one in spring and another in fall. Not only will this ensure that the awards aren’t just our personal favorites and our guesses at what everyone else likes, but holding a survey at two different times of the year will prevent us from having too much of an end of year bias and keep older events fresh in our mind.

Link: https://thevirtualasylum.com/threads/asylum-awards-spring-survey-2024.220/

 

[Svarog]

Fatum Ruptor streaming Bad End Theatre


Chiwa playing Heart Of Iron IV


German Lolime returns to New Vegas in a hour

 

[braindoko]

french bear is hating her frenchness


Edit: this Leandro guy dropped 100 gift subs on her, he dropped even more on Reina yesterday. If you want to see what globie member stuff is like just hang around streams this guy is bankrolling everyone (but probably in ARS)
edit 2: 200+ gift subs holy shit

 

[Johnny Jambalaya]

If Offkai can get U-san, Doki, Quinn, and Kuro there, it will almost be like they didn't uninvite Nijisanji.

Speaking of Offkai:

I’d say we need Legal Mindset at Offkai as he’s probably the single most important person in vtubing at the moment. He’s exposing all the movers, the shakers, the scammers and grifters all from the comfort of his Bangkok bedroom. It would be the greatest scandal in vtubing, perhaps even all of streaming, if he were barred from attendance at Offkai. The /r/VirtualYoutubers subreddit viciously attacked him to the point where he had to stream about it and defend himself. Offkai best not make the same mistake.

What do you mean by “Why did a random American man move to Bangkok?” Think nothing of it.

 

[God's Strongest Wardog]

she saw a kid that didn't speak English and he was playing, she told the kid to be careful and asked the kid where his mom was, he didn't listen and ran into a store and told his mom kronii was a kidnapper.

Every time Kronii is in Korea, it's fucking wild.

thats what giri looks like these days??
Fuck, those eyes are so ugly

That's Petra, not Giri.

Thank you Kiara....For sharing.

And all of them would probably get me banned.

---

Panko plays the Holo BeatEmUp

 

[Willemshaven]

Okayu's counting melody.


Flare said it.


Ririka has been struggling during dance lessons due to her weak stamina, but is striving to overcome it.

[Link to Botan's suggestion.]

 

[NeneHATE]

Speaking of Offkai:

I’d say we need Legal Mindset at Offkai as he’s probably the single most important person in vtubing at the moment. He’s exposing all the movers, the shakers, the scammers and grifters all from the comfort of his Bangkok bedroom. It would be the greatest scandal in vtubing, perhaps even all of streaming, if he were barred from attendance at Offkai. The /r/VirtualYoutubers subreddit viciously attacked him to the point where he had to stream about it and defend himself. Offkai best not make the same mistake.

What do you mean by “Why did a random American man move to Bangkok?” Think nothing of it.

Oh johnny that is some spicy sarcasm!

 

[MerryKusa]

once again, during her travels, kiara rizzes up female service workers

There is a reason the female KFPs are called waitresses (beyond KFP being a restaurant), its because Kiara likes to flirt with local actual waitresses irl as well

 

[El Rrata]

I'm worried/thinking that her (Doki) Tweet the other day about missing out on a dream convention due to not checking her mail often enough is most likely related to OffKai Expo. Especially given their line-up, Doki missing is rather glaring. Although, I don't get why they'd be so stingy that they couldn't fit her in if she was a day late. Granted, that's assuming that she was talking about OffKai, but honestly I can't really think of any other convention that would fit the bill.

It would be weird for her to think of Offkai as a "dream" convention, imo. First of all, she has been there before as Selen, second, it isn't reaaaaally all that special. It was probably a bigger anime convention, if I had to guess. Maybe a Canadian one, even.

 

[Lazybug]

Man things really aren't going her way lately

 

[SomeRando]

Wuh....

What the fuck kind of experiment is that? It sounds like some Unit 731 shit

Many such cases

Spoiler: Images

I remember when this happened to Count Dankula a while back and he was stuck as "Big Penis Man" or something like that for a while.

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

Nyaru's lovequest continues: