Culinary Catastrophes

[El Rrata]

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How do you make cream dark gray by whipping it?

The woman doesn't even bathe. Being able to cook isn't even in the realm of possibilities here.

 

[Realticule]

The woman doesn't even bathe. Being able to cook isn't even in the realm of possibilities here.

Is there something that makes vtuber sad girls averse to water? Are they vampires or something?

 

[Thomas Talus]

Is there something that makes vtuber sad girls averse to water? Are they vampires or something?

They're rabid fans.

 

[vestars20]

Scarle is loving the hand cam streams

Final product tweet:

The replies are good

It makes sense considering this is her cooking set up....


Mel mel...

That looks like soggy grilled cheese, I'd eat it still.

 

[Thomas Talus]

It makes sense considering this is her cooking set up....

I think Vesper just had an aneurism.

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

Meemaw in your phone.

 

[Aka Split]

A case study in how quickly a thread can derail:
1. PC/cam setup post inserted into food post.
2. Reply solely to PC/cam setup.
3. ????
4. AI VR waifus.

 

[Thomas Talus]

Clearly the connection is butter cookies.

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

Mel mel...

That looks like soggy grilled cheese, I'd eat it still.

Mel is a sweetheart, but she joins Yagoo's houses of broken girls by having broken taste buds and cooking skills

 

[Superduper Samurai]

Speaking of scarle

 

[MornLurker]

Speaking of scarle

starting to think these people aren't right in the head

 

[NeneLOVE]

starting to think these people aren't right in the head

Nah she's actually really fucking smart, this shit isn't like other chuubas who are just gallingly irresponsible slobs and can't be bothered to keep their environment clean and so some old dishes develop mold on them, or some randomly gross recipe that a person who burns pasta invented.

This shit is just "Oh lemme do this randomly gross thing for no reason! Oh no now everyone is overreacting to this admittedly disgusting but otherwise unremarkable thing! Oooooh noooo, please don't shower me with attention guys!!!!"

It's like shitting out terrible political takes on twitter, except that having unpopular tastes or disgusting habits won't make people hate your guts for ever and ever and still gets you all of that sweet, sweet engagement juice as people FREAK THE FUCK OUT over some dumb shit that everyone will forget in 20 seconds as they scroll down to the next vapid post in their feed.

 

[Kourai]

HoloX (minus Laplus who is still on a mental health break) had yaminabe (闇鍋) for Christmas. This means hotpot, except they each bring one ingredient, unknown to the others, that has to go into the pot no matter what it is.

Koyori brought pineapple.


This was not immediately fatal, so they prepared a second pot.

 

[Realticule]

Merry Christmas, have some Chantal themed cookies

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[Realticule]

This might deserve a crosspost in the culinary catastrophes thread.
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There is no might, this is an abomination.

 

[Bug Eater]

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The other side of culinary catastrophes, where the execution is very good but the dish itself deserves to be thrown into a volcano.

 

[UncreativeVtuberEnjoyer]

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The other side of culinary catastrophes, where the execution is very good but the dish itself deserves to be thrown into a volcano.

I glimpsed at the image and wasn't thinking to be that bad, then I read the description and I almost throw up in my mouth

 

[NeneLOVE]

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The other side of culinary catastrophes, where the execution is very good but the dish itself deserves to be thrown into a volcano.

Looks like one of those 60s-80s dishes where they had some weird obsession with things in gelatin, microwaves and raw hot dogs

 

[Peyton Turkanis]

This just in, Uruka trying to grow her own Pippa. At least Tenma seems on board with shaming this kind of behavior

 

[Realticule]

This just in, Uruka trying to grow her own Pippa. At least Tenma seems on board with shaming this kind of behavior

You clean it by throwing it out and buying a new one. These women, I have no idea how they survive.