Culinary Catastrophes

[El Rrata]

Who knew this thread would get so much content? What is wrong with chuubas and their eating habits, man?

 

[Nenélove]

Who knew this thread would get so much content? What is wrong with chuubas and their eating habits, man?

Well when you take a bunch of terminally online white/asian women raised in postmodern households with no sense of order or teaching good life skills and manners, it isn't surprising when you get a bunch of people in their 20s that either have no skills or treat food like children.

 

[Realticule]

Vestia Zeta have blessed us:

At first I thought what was wrong with mango, meat, and rice in one dish and then I read the ingredient list. What the hell is that shit?

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Well when you take a bunch of terminally online white/asian women raised in postmodern households with no sense of order or teaching good life skills and manners, it isn't surprising when you get a bunch of people in their 20s that either have no skills or treat food like children.

I'll never understand this mentality. Cooking isn't that hard and there are a million recipes you can follow to learn over time, and it saves money. Women were a mistake.

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

It's acceptable to eat things on the side, who knows why Zeta couldn't resist throwing it all in. It saves you from having to throw out food you made and don't like.

I looked up what cabe lv 50 she referred to was, just use heat to blend I guess: https://www.boncabe.com/boncabe-level-50-max-end

 

[RestlessRain]

Lia from Phase Connect has decided to try live cooking a dish involving a tarantula spider. If you want to join me in watching this trainwreck here is the link:



Edit: Lia says she's opened and eaten dessicant packets, which beats some rather stiff competition to be the most cursed item eaten in this thread.

Okay, here is her completed tarantula croquette, and Lia about to dig in. Bone apple teat, everyone.

Lia rated it 0/10 and nearly threw up off-screen. Great stream.

 

[Kourai]

A few days ago, Koyori had a cooking stream. She said it was the first time she'd cooked in 6 months. Mixing the chicken and rice posed a slight difficulty. (Note this clipper is understandable but clearly ESL.)



I don't think she realised why this was a mistake until after the stream, and presumably after eating everything. In any case she realised before her next Asakoyo stream.


Since she was getting roasted on Twitter, she asked Lui to back her up. Lui sent her an essay which I can't read.


Note that supposedly Lui is 30 and Koyori is 32.

 

[Fucking YTs]

Not quite a Disaster, but for some reason this turns my stomach more than most of the things on here.

 

[Gintoki]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this monstrosity that Chloe created last week.

 

[BlueSharkTV]

Not quite a Disaster, but for some reason this turns my stomach more than most of the things on here.

Dude if it has milk and you add an ounce of fuckup then its immediately revolting

 

[Realticule]

Dude if it has milk and you add an ounce of fuckup then its immediately revolting

Maybe, but I don't think cheese fondue is supposed to look like orange juice, regardless of milk quantities.

 

[Realticule]

The pickle menace is spreading and in unlikely places.

 

[agility_]

Uruka took leftover sushi rice and dumped condensed milk over it, as a snack. No pictures of this have been found yet (thankfully).

 

[Hff201]

The worst post so far.

 

[Nenélove]

The worst post so far.

It tastes fine tbh, anyone making a big fuss about this shit is autistic.

 

[The Proctor]

Uruka took leftover sushi rice and dumped condensed milk over it, as a snack. No pictures of this have been found yet (thankfully).

That's literally just discount rice pudding. Unless there was actual fish in it.

There wasn't, was there?

 

[Nenélove]

That's literally just discount rice pudding. Unless there was actual fish in it.

There wasn't, was there?

You forget that sushi rice normally has rice vinegar in it...

 

[agility_]

Also rice pudding gets softened up by adding milk to it.
Also Uruka might have alien taste buds.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

It speaks for itself

 

[Nenélove]

It speaks for itself

disgusting woman

 

[Bug Eater]

It speaks for itself

Honestly sardines in tomato sauce aren't that bad... (but it's still a pretty grim meal by itself)