Culinary Catastrophes

[Latte'Ninba]

It speaks for itself

At first I thought it was at least a can of pork and beans with a slab of bacon tossed on but Jesus Christ.

 

[Realticule]

Honestly sardines in tomato sauce aren't that bad... (but it's still a pretty grim meal by itself)

I'd at least pour it into a bowl and heat it up or eat it with some bread.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

How do you make fried fish look like that is beyond me

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

How do you make fried fish look like that is beyond me

Teriyaki sauce I'm guessing and maybe a bit much time in the oven. What is that shape...?

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

How do you make fried fish look like that is beyond me

That's a fish? Where did she get it from, fucking Chernobyl?

 

[Realticule]

That's a fish? Where did she get it from, fucking Chernobyl?

I thought it was an ox bone or something.

 

[Hff201]

How do you make fried fish look like that is beyond me

Well that's the Sakana problem dealt with.

 

[thhrang]

Well that's the Sakana problem dealt with.

Uruka carried out the final solution to the sakana question.

 

[That Chuuba Enjoyer]

Mmmmmm slightly cooked sammy!

 

[Nenélove]

Mmmmmm slightly cooked sammy!

I can just hear her asian ancestors rolling around in their graves at how low the quality of their family's women has become...

 

[Thomas Talus]

Is that supposed to be a chocolate macaron, or a hamburger with a carbonized bun?

 

[That Chuuba Enjoyer]

Is that supposed to be a chocolate macaron, or a hamburger with a carbonized bun?

It's a popeye chicken sandwich lmao

 

[Clown Penis]

It's a popeye chicken sandwich lmao

She ordered two of them the night before at the end of stream.

Trash Bear..

 

[Kourai]

It's time for takoyaki with the villainous secret society HoloX! What do you make takoyaki out of?

If you didn't answer "gummies", you clearly do not appreciate Lap-sama's culinary genius.



Itadakimasu.

 

[Nenélove]

This thread should be renamed to "5 Reasons To Not Get Married"

 

[Empty_Inbox]

Scarle Yonaguni have some plans:



(The photo is not her btw)

On my way to commit more food crimes! Saturday, I’m going to be trying your weird food combos and eat them live handcam on stream! So suggest your worst! >:3 or ironically delicious~

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

This thread should be renamed to "5 Reasons To Not Get Married"

You might as well name the forum that

 

[Realticule]

Cross posting it here as even though Lia has been drinking lumpy milk, we haven't had a visual on that exceptionalism:

She's slept at the library so often, she's making her own library paste.

Remilia Nephys 🖤❤️【Phase Connect】 (@Remilia_Nephys)

Oh nyo my mash potatoes looking extra stringy

nitter.it

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I haven't the slightest clue if this is real, and it may be just playing into things too much. But there might be a chance it's some kind of prepackaged microwave thing, with cheese on top that's made out plastic. Look at the rim, it looks oddly like that of something that had a peel off top.

Edit: For context of what that shit was:

 

[Gintoki]

Chloe tried making whipped cream, but ended up making wet cement instead.

 

[Thomas Talus]

...

How do you make cream dark gray by whipping it?