The Scuffies First Annual Asylum Awards 2022 - Winners Announced!

[LurkerD]

Best Corpo of 2022: Hololive

Most Creative Stream of 2022: FLAVR
Best New Character of 2022: Rin Penrose
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Mori Calliope / Gawr Gura – [Q]

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Rushia
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: VShojo
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Kronii’s Subways Sandwich Shakes

Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia (Freakout and info leaking)

 

[Azehara]

I think this would be way easier to tally up via Google Forms Poll. I will try to get this shit up tomorrow after i get home from work.

 

[Random_Cultist]

Best Corpo of 2022: HoloLive
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: Sena Bonbon

Most Creative Stream of 2022: Pippa shitposting FLAVR into existence and Sena Bonbon’s resulting streams (shared award)
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Randon Neuring (Noir Vesper)
Best New Character of 2022: Axel Syrios
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Houshou Marine – Treasure Box (link)
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: Bao – Citrus Love (link)
Best Cover Song of 2022: Amanogawa Shiina – Come Little Children (link)
Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: Ceres Fauna (link)
Best Debut 2022: Vesper Noir (Plastic film ball and autism)

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Tsukumo Sana

The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: HavenX
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Kronii’s Subways Sandwich Shakes

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Ikari Tenri / Henry
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia (Freakout and info leaking)
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Lia (Stray stream, where Tenma had to talk her off the ledge and cause Fishman to declare alcohol haram and place her on break.)

 

[Lovecraftsalot]

Yay I love awards season. Maybe this will be as good as the VGAs.
Best Corpo of 2022: Phase Connect
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: Sena Bonbon

Most Creative Stream of 2022: Amelia Watson 3D
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Randon Neuring (Vesper Noir)
Best New Character of 2022: Kaela Kovalskia
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Finana Ryugu – Tsunami
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: Hachi - バスタイムプラネタリウム
Best Cover Song of 2022: Trash Panda – Villain Vibes (this one was a tough choice)
Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: Ceres Fauna
Best Debut 2022: Vesper Noir
Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Rushia (sorry but there really is no contest for the shitstorm this was)
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: Wactor
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Kronii and those fucking shakes
Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Henri
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Yugo for ceasing to exist

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

- Shiina (Dusty womb)

Say what now? I guess I missed this… someone fill me in.

Where is Pippa the Ripper?

On YouTube, should you want to hear it. I'm fine with it not being on this list. It was fun, but I don't think it was that great in terms of being, well, music.

Best Corpo of 2022: I'll have to say HoloLive
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: n/a

Most Creative Stream of 2022: FlaVR
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Vesper (of course)
Best New Character of 2022: Of that list, Airi
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: n/a
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: n/a
Best Cover Song of 2022: Shiina, Come Little Children
Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: n/a
Best Debut 2022: n/a (I’m tempted to say Vesper again but I’d be lying if I said I saw it)

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Rushia (of course)
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: UWU.tv barely edges out Vshojo
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Scarle

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Henri
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: n/a

 

[Scoots]

Best Corpo of 2022: Hololive

Most Creative Stream of 2022: Pippa shitposting FLAVR into existence and Sena Bonbon’s resulting streams (shared award)

Best Reincarnation of 2022: Randon Neuring (Noir Vesper)

Best New Character of 2022: Chisaka Airi

Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Mori Calliope / Gawr Gura – [Q

Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: Rita Kamishiro – One Step

Best Cover Song of 2022: Nene Amano – Without Me

Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: Ceres Fauna

Best Debut 2022: Vesper Noir (Plastic film ball and autism)

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Tsukumo Sana

The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: Haven X

Worst Food Crime of 2022: Kronii’s Subways Sandwich Shakes

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Ikari Tenri

Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia (Freakout and info leaking)

Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Lia (Stray stream, where Tenma had to talk her off the ledge and cause Fishman to declare alcohol haram and place her on break.)

 

[Realticule]

Say what now? I guess I missed this… someone fill me in.

During her extra long Pokemon: Scarlet vs. Violet stream, she got rather drunk and started screaming about how it's been so long that her womb is probably dusty and she needs a man to come and clean it out. I remember Uraka and Airi being on the call as well as someone else, and that bit went on for a good half hour or more with chat getting progressively more desperate and her having to tell them she really wants a man, just not any of them. There was also some dude that kept super chatting during and for a couple days after trying to volunteer.

Surprisingly it's still up, here's a time stamp:


Direct Link because youtube is being a retard: Stop converting it to a media embed you fucking shit website.

 

[The Peanut Gallery]

Best Corpo of 2022: IdolEn
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: Kirsche

Most Creative Stream of 2022: FlaVR
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Shirara
Best New Character of 2022: Sena Bonbon
Best Debut 2022: Yuko Yurei

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Misaki Sisters
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: HavenX
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Sakana

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Henri
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Pippa
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Lia's Drunk stream

 

[RGM-79S GM Spartan]

Best Corpo of 2022: HoloLive
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: Kirsche

Most Creative Stream of 2022: FlaVR
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Vesper
Best New Character of 2022: Kaela
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Treasure Box
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: Arigatou
Best Cover Song of 2022: Come Little Children
Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: Fauna
Best Debut 2022: Vesper

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Misaki Sisters
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: Wactor
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Subway Shakes

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Henry
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Lia

 

[Airless]

Best Corpo of 2022: IdolEN (they made it through '22 with no scandals)
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: Kirsche

Most Creative Stream of 2022: FlaVR
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Rye Project (Yuko Yurei)
Best New Character of 2022: Kaela
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Treasure Box
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022:
Best Cover Song of 2022:
Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: Fauna
Best Debut 2022: Shiina Amanogawa

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Beatani
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: HavenX
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Subway Shakes

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Henry
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Shiina (Dusty womb)

 

[MornLurker]

Best Corpo of 2022:
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: none (didn't watch em enough to judge)

Most Creative Stream of 2022: Amelia Watson’s 3D Theater
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Randon
Best New Character of 2022: Axel
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Marine's treasure box
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: Hachi's bathtime planetarium
Best Cover Song of 2022: Trash panda's villain vibes
Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: Fauna
Best Debut 2022: Vesper

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Misaki sisters
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: Wactor
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Kronii’s Subways Sandwich Shakes

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Henry our boy
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Lia

 

[Svarog]

Best Corpo of 2022: IdolEN
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: Kirsche


Most Creative Stream of 2022: Pippa shitposting FLAVR into existence and Sena Bonbon’s resulting streams (shared award)
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Vesper
Best New Character of 2022: Kaela Kovalskia
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Houshou Marine – Treasure Box
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: Pina Pengin – Arigatou
Best Debut 2022: Shiina Amanogawa (Phase Connect basement lore + Karaoke)


Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Misaki Sisters
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: Wactor (talent doxxing)
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Kronii’s Subways Sandwich Shakes


Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Gabriel Kroniig
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia (Freakout and info leaking)
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Yugo (Gender Euphoria meltdown)

 

[Nenélove]

>IdolEn wins best corpo
>Oy vey

 

[superduper]

IdolEN has one strong gen and suddenly they are best corpo. Logic.

 

[Realticule]

It's not over yet, you people have until next Wednesday to get enough people interested to swing the vote. Don't worry, we won't randomly discover a bunch of surprise votes overnight while counting.

 

[Azehara]

It's not over yet, you people have until next Wednesday to get enough people interested to swing the vote. Don't worry, we won't randomly discover a bunch of surprise votes overnight while counting.

https://forms.gle/Rm7Bp5KVHigxGxHG7

See if this works. Passed it all to a Google Doc. Hopefully, it might be easier to tally up the votes. Included an option to not vote for that category since some people are leaving some of the categories blank.

IdolEN has one strong gen and suddenly they are best corpo. Logic.

It's an example of what you can do if you invest your startup budget into smart things like good marketing. Also going by the CEO's posts on Twitter, they dont seem to be taking as much of a cut from each talent's earnings as Hololive and Nijisanji. They probably wont have to deal with stupid shit like game-perms and so far they dont seem to be too restrictive with their talents. Yuko curses like a sailor, Fuyo streamed a game about a penis that gets things stuck in its ass and the brit has shark autism and rambles about plushies. IdolHE is a bit rough around the edges but they seem to have noticed some of the limitations that group had. Its a fairly new company and we will learn more about them in time but so far they seem to be doing everything right.

 

[Last Of The Mohicans]

Best Corpo of 2022: Hololive
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: No vote

Most Creative Stream of 2022: Amelia 3D "debut"
Best Reincarnation of 2022: No Vote
Best New Character of 2022: Rin Penrose
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Treasure Box
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: Citrus Love
Best Cover Song of 2022: Shiina's Come Little Children
Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: No Vote
Best Debut 2022: Kobo

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Rushia
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: Wactor
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Kronii

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Henri
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Yugo

Song choices I'll admit I'm not confident in except Treasure Box, being unfamiliar.
No votes were because of either excessively low confidence in my own knowledge, or in the case of ASMR/GFE, content I actively avoid.
Anyone who doesn't say Wactor for Black Company has no functioning logic center or has no familiarity with the Homeland and how the act of doxxing has almost killed not only our own community but could possibly kill the internet as we know it.
Anyone who doesn't say Rushia nigh-deliberately tanking her whole career in a single weekend over a Discord DM overlay for both biggest yab and most notable graduate has no functioning logic center.
Why the fuck are koolaid pickles considered a food crime? Koolaid pickles are fucking awesome.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Corpo: corpo HATE!!!!
Indie:sleepy
Creative:flavr
New life:vesper
New blood:sena
Song: Treasure box but i like Overd better
Indie song: undecided
Cover song: everyones voting stellar stellar but its not on the list. I vote that if it is, but i like lisa cover of breaking it off more
ASMR: undecided but i like erina
GFE: fauna
Debut: shiina
Grad: beatani
Ncompany: uwu
Food crime: candy cane pizza is the closes thing ive seen to devils anus
Fan: henri
Yab: rushia
Drunk: yugo

 

[Jealous]

Best Corpo: Hololive Productions
Best Indie: No vote (unable to vote in good faith as I do not watch any of them in the list)

Most creative: Pippa shitposting FLAVR into existence and Sena Bonbon’s resulting streams
Best reincarnation: Randon Neuring
Best new character: Rin Penrose
Best corpo original song: Watame - My Song
Best indie and tiny corpo song: Pina Pengin – Arigatou
Best cover song: Chikafuji Lisa – Stellar Stellar
Best ASMR/GFE: No vote (I do not watch this type of content)
Best debut: Vesper Noir

Most notable graduation: Tsukumo Sana
The blackest of black company: UWU.tv
Worst food crimes: No vote (I...uh, gonna stay out of it)

Most notable super fan: Henry
Biggest menhera or yab: Rushia
Strangest intoxication stream/moment: Yugo

 

[Empty_Inbox]

Best Corpo of 2022: Nijisanji
Best Indie Vtuber of 2022: Grimmi

Most Creative Stream of 2022: Pippa and FLaVR
Best Reincarnation of 2022: Randon Neuring (Noir Vesper)
Best New Character of 2022: Kaela Kovalskia
Best Corpo Original Song of 2022: Mori Calliope / Gawr Gura – [Q]
Best Indie and Tiny Corp Song of 2022: Pina Pengin – Arigatou
Best Cover Song of 2022: Nene Amano – Without Me
Best ASMR/GFE Experience of 2022: - VOX?????!!!!1
Best Debut 2022: Kobo Kanaeru

Most Notable Graduation of 2022: Rushia
The Blackest of Black Companies of 2022: Wactor
Worst Food Crime of 2022: Subway

Most Notable “Super” Fan of 2022: Henry
Biggest Menhera or Yab Moment: of 2022: Rushia
Strangest Intoxication Stream/Moment of 2022: Yugo

Spoiler: mucho texto

Why not holo? Because the most important thing for me is content. Sponsors and concerts doesn't matter to me, if you constantly fuck up game permissions, then you have to improve. Idol EN is having a strong start, and every corpo should follow them in regards of marketing, but they are a small fish with considerably less fires to put out at any given moment. Phase Connect set its own fanbase on fire with content policies, causing stress to all members, and JP department feels struggling. Kawaii and Vshoujo I don't know much about, but I know they are not Nijisanji, where Talent Freedom™ truly matters.

Grimmi because I remember her best. I would've voted Nyaru, but she is not an indie - fucking news to me!

Amelia Watson is a powerhouse of creativity, even outside of 3D involvements. She did so much and is involved in so many events, I want to vote for her, but the Yabbit takes the vote. The public domain company is a strong point, with its own dramas, clout chasers and stand out talent

Vesper Bester

Kaela Kovalskia bringing her wage lifestyle into vtubing, respect the grind!

From all original songs I can remember only Q, even after listening them all

For covers aside from the song itself I put big emphasis on the lyrics. I don't need over produced hard-subs or even color coded YouTube subtitles, just give me something! I would have voted for Shiina with Come Little Children if she would just fucking copy-pasted the text in some pinned comment at least. Do something with text, anything! I don't want to google shit while I listen to music.

ASMR is not for me, I tried listening to all of them and ear scratching just feels awful. Hearbeat made me think about heart problems, something I want to think about the least when I'm trying to feel comfy. Sava would have got my vote if she said anything at all while I was skipping around the video, so that leaves me with Vox, even if I'm not into him in any way. Fuck, why did the girls failed me so hard! I was hoping one of them would save me from this shame.

Kobo because interaction is the key.

Rushia in all fields she is in, you know why lol

Wactor, because public doxxing is something that every one of their talent from now on has to be afraid of. NFT grifters failed in vtubing like they do in everything, Vshoujo had the miscommunication exacerbated by menhera members, and uwu just points to a single guy. What a piece of work that guy is though

From all the food, the only thing I would've thrown away is blended subs. I can tolerate other entries.

Henry, because he is genuinely unstable.

Intoxication moments goes to Yugo, because his problems could not be fixed that simple, if at all. Shiina can get laid, Pippa can switch the pills, and Lia is a strong contender, but Yugo stands out miles above everything and everyone here.