Culinary Catastrophes

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

You clean it by throwing it out and buying a new one. These women, I have no idea how they survive.

Naah. I've had this happen before with my own cooker and my own forgetfulness. Just use soap, hot water, and a sponge as normal. If you're totally squicked out you can clean it again after it dries just to be sure, or use bleach. If anything's left, it'll be killed by the heat the next time the cooker's used.

 

[sbm]

This wasn't the vtuber but I figured it still deserved to be here.

 

[Empty_Inbox]

Well, at least this one was not intentional

 

[Realticule]

Well, at least this one was not intentional

Please tell me those are just burnt or old mushrooms and not ones sprouted out of the mold.

 

[Realticule]

Cross posting this here so you never spill your 'ghetti again

On the subject of Erina and her suffering

 

[sbm]

Well the stream is still in progress but I'm 120% certain it qualifies.

 

[Kourai]

Crosspost.

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I hope that somewhere out there Scuddle is enjoying Valentine's Day chocolate from his oshi.

The important thing is Kotoka made it with love.

 

[Nenélove]

Crosspost.

The important thing is Kotoka made it with love.

Why is it dripping with liquid?!?

 

[kestraline]

I present to you, the horror of Wemi's Cake.

 

[Aka Split]

To be fair, that could be one of those 'brownie-in-a-mug' type things which are meant to be microwaved.
Yeah, she still screwed it up, but the concept of microwaving a cake is not far-fetched.

 

[Realticule]

To be fair, that could be one of those 'brownie-in-a-mug' type things which are meant to be microwaved.
Yeah, she still screwed it up, but the concept of microwaving a cake is not far-fetched.

Microwaved cooking is always a bad idea. It can be ok, but the process always produces an inferior product compared to conventional methods.

 

[Nenélove]

To be fair, that could be one of those 'brownie-in-a-mug' type things which are meant to be microwaved.
Yeah, she still screwed it up, but the concept of microwaving a cake is not far-fetched.

It was a very big thing in the 60s-80s when microwaves were like some revolutionary future technology and every housewife would use her husband's money to make some instant-10 minute-cake in a box so little timmy had something to fuel his onset diabetes

Then everyone realized that microwaves don't actually cook stuff by some sci-fi magic and instead they just agitate water molecules inside shit, boil most dishes into soggy mush, and hopefully cause a housefire if timmy was feeling funny with tin foil

 

[The Rrat]

Minor, but Monarch overcooked three slices of bacon in the microwave and ended up with a broken plate.

 

[RestlessRain]

Uruka fails to cook garlic bread

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

Uruka fails to cook garlic bread

But she still cut it up and plated it nicely and took a picture with macro focus. Nice.

 

[Nenélove]

But she still cut it up and plated it nicely and took a picture with macro focus. Nice.

I don't think it was a lack of skill, burning shit mostly happens when the person is too lazy/inattentive when cooking, if you are watching stuff as it cooks and checking on it regularly then you will never burn anything.

She probably set it up and then left it to go do something else and didn't care to actually keep track of it.

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

The top one looks like it has raw batter coming out the middle. Is Yuko the type that tries to cook everything with the burner on the highest temperature because naturally things will cook faster that way, right?

 

[The Proctor]

I am just going to start sending my mother random unsolicited imagegrabs from this thread every time she tells me how women are just naturally better than men at housework and cooking.

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

As part of her first handcam stream, Sena made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (on white bread, naturally) and ate it. A few minutes after finishing her sandwich she suddenly went AFK for almost ten minutes, leaving chat to shitpost about how the feds might have got her or something. Eventually she comes back and announces that "the feds didn't get me but the peanut butter and jelly did" and that she needed to end stream.

This woman somehow managed to make herself sick from a PBJ.

 

[Trap Supremacy]

Not Riro's fault directly, but here's some "sushi soup" made by her babushka.