Culinary Catastrophes

[agility_]

Well I saw someone in the homeland recommend this sandwich combination, my contribution to the thread:

Toast a brioche bun (if unavailable, a bagel works) lightly coat the bottom bun with regular mustard. Add pepper.
Grab a bunch of chopped lettuce, embed slices of prosciutto ham on top, then sliced olives, and dill.
I don't know if this thing has a name but it goes down well with a lager beer.

 

[Realticule]

Or just post recipes here? This thread can do the contrast with recipe instructions aka "please put cooking oil in the pan before attempting to cook takoyaki"

We did make Koolaid pickles as a community earlier in the thread. We even fulfilled the diversity quota with it as the people who provided instructions were fat blacks.

 

[Nenélove]

TIP OF THE DAY:​

When you cook meat in a pan, don't just fucking wash it afterwards like a moron, there's precious fond and rendered fat left behind which can be deglazed and used for sauces or for browning veggies in it and giving them more flavour.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

And if you want a good enough reason to save your fats and drippings from cooked meats, fry up some potatoes in bacon grease or rendered duck fat with chopped onions, salt, pepper, you'll become a believer yet. It's what I normally have as a side with meatloaf, which - don't knock meatloaf completely out of the park just yet, I'll generalize the recipe when I can without giving away the family secrets. You can even have it with a spiced ketchup mixture, so Shiina and Kirsche, keep an ear out.

That being said, this assumes one knows how to properly cook in a pan, but hey, baby steps. I have no doubt we'll get to that later.

 

[Realticule]

Cooking in the meat fats is a good idea, any time I make bacon or other such things I'll make the eggs last and some mushrooms, as well as toast to soak up the flavors instead of just using oil or butter in addition.

 

[Harrow Prime]

I'll be sure to use all of this info to be one of the few zoomers to survive the upcoming apocalypse. When that happens, I'll also become a vtuber to capitalize on the ever shrinking number of them at the time.
Look forward to it.

 

[nooternun]

This stream

I think using chopsticks instead of anything more appropriate is psychological warfare, especially when a more ideal tool is shown in the next shot. Abe-chan should have made home economics mandatory

 

[Realticule]

I refuse to believe this is real but I appreciate the dedication to the bit:

Origin post:

>Be me, reading Yuko yab posts all day
>Take a nap thinking it will slow down
>It gets worse
>Boo bros now think she got blacked


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Spoiler: The great filtering begins

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Yukoschizo woke up today and decided he's crashing the autism train with no survivors

Edit - possibly her personal twitter?

https://twitter.com/_ghxstly__

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Idk it's being floated as it is though

Edit - after further digging I'm not sure this would be her twitter because the couple pics I found here that line up with the OF feature someone a bit rounder than Yuko from anything else we've seen her in. But it's weird that so many of the scribbles use exactly the same goofy art style she uses right down to the reflective eyes.

 

[El Rrata]

It is coming.

 

[Sithis]

WHY DOES IT HAVE FUCKING POTATO CHIPS
Edit - nvm I'm apparently blind and retarded

 

[Superduper Samurai]

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WHY DOES IT HAVE FUCKING POTATO CHIPS

They're cookies, lmao

 

[Sithis]

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They're cookies, lmao

I gotta lay off the bathtub moonshine, my eyesight is apparently gone because those things looked like crunched up ruffles

 

[Realticule]

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They're cookies, lmao

Maybe I'm reading this wrong, but does she mean "whole cookie" as in just one big cookie or individual whole cookies? Neither sounds good.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

Maybe I'm reading this wrong, but does she mean "whole cookie" as in just one big cookie or individual whole cookies? Neither sounds good.

Its better than it sounds, its pretty much a way to get a pie crust for cheap

 

[Realticule]

Its better than it sounds, its pretty much a way to get a pie crust for cheap
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That's just sloth, take the time crumble and mix and then press it into the tray.

 

[Nenélove]

That's just sloth, take the time crumble and mix and then press it into the tray.

Jack scalfani: Lazy man's banana pudding

 

[Thomas Talus]

I gotta lay off the bathtub moonshine, my eyesight is apparently gone because those things looked like crunched up ruffles

That's probably the back side of the chessman cookie pieces.

 

[nooternun]

Its better than it sounds, its pretty much a way to get a pie crust for cheap
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Are you British? Those are crackers!

 

[nooternun]

So the Nijisanji Tiktok cooking video got subbed and

WTF. I thought the sausage was regular but it's fish sausage!

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

This is about ten seconds away from a serious housefire. Better snap a photo.

Edit: On further consideration I think this is a roll of paper towels instead of food (maybe she put it on a burner and didn't realize it was on) but it was still in a kitchen so I vote it counts. I have lost many plastic cooking tools and Tupperware-style containers this way, though I have yet to cause an open fire. Electric stoves are tools of Satan.