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Culinary Catastrophes
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I've had a problem with a bumped knob on the front of the stove before, it really isn't a good place for them tbh. (family member had one with them and the knobs really stuck out in a not so open space, complete vertical, easy enough to accidentally turn with a hip bump)
I have more experience using electric cooktops, though, I'll stick with them most likely, and the flat glass tops really do make cleaning them so much easier
The worst part is that this retard stopped to take a fucking picture of it instead of putting it out immediately.
They took a picture because this was the intended outcome. They lit the shit on fire for views/Twitter clout.
Realticule
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Anchovies on pizza are fucking awful. I like anchovies on certain things but they make the whole pizza taste like a salty pile of shit.
Does the coach hate Selen?
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Nice reenaction of the average citizen of Hiroshima on the 6th of august, 1945.
75% less ketchup, please....
Honestly the ketchup could potentially make it taste better.
What the fuck? Does she have Parkinson's or something?
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Less ketchup or some of that green salsa would probably make it pretty good. It's really hard to screw up eggs, even if those look like slop and unappetizing.
How do you fuck up that badly?
She's left-handed. In the rest of the stream she consistently used her left hand to handle utensils. Then she randomly decided to use her right hand here, possibly so that her arm wouldn't obstruct the big moment of transferring the egg to the plate... instead of, you know, moving the plate and the pan around.
In any case, she could stand to get better utensils.
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Realticule
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That or use less of her tard rage power level.
Okay hold up am I missing something? Even if you're not using your main hand is there some reason this should be possible or am I crazy. I never thought I was particularly ambidextrous but how do you even manage this lol
As an aside, I sort of feel bad about it happening but the delayed splat is such a chef's kiss moment for comedy gold. That's some Bettel level shit.
