The Sharty - and by that I mean one guy who can't even be bothered to invoke an ID change - spent the past six hours plotting a grand raid on Phase Connect's company discord server. I doubt this is Chase, but he's certainly as dumb as Chase. We'll get to him in a minute.
Highlights include:
- Arguing about whether to raid today or tomorrow.
- Spending nearly two hours attempting to help exactly one kid make a throwaway discord account.
- Having some glorious Frenchman steal the account immediately.
- Raiding the reddit discord instead of PCD? There's a reddit discord?
- Getting locked out of joining PCD at all, because they spent six hours loudly broadcasting their plans ahead of time.
- Not deciding on a raid message ahead of time.
- Picking a over-long and retarded raid message with links.
The raid is now over after just twenty minutes, with a grand total of
ZERO messages or presents or whatever-the-fuck delivered. They're convinced someone ratted them out and exposed their secret plans on a publicly-accessible website, and have now pivoted to arguing about phones. But on to Chase - he has goons now! It is unknown if these goons are related to the super hackers he's previously claimed to associate with.
It's not looking good for Birdboss, because Chase has already found him. That's right.
ANDREW PROCTOR
I'm offended Mr. Proctor never told us he could shred.