Ain't no party like an Offkai party, 'cause an Offkai party don't stop when you say "no."
"Heeey lads! Lads! Come on me ship! Come on me ship! We'll all go out! Get your guns! And the treasure chest! Bring out the treasure chest!! And treasure map!! We have to get back to the ship HURRY!!! It's gold! I have to get my pirate hat! Oh nooo it fell, get my pirate hat! Ahoy mateys!"MamaMori (looking at her favorite holomem photo)
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🍉Phase Connect is culturally enriched while in California for OffKai, has their truck carrying the setup for their convention booth broken into.🍉
Offkai Expo 2025
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Added to Calendar: 06-20-25, 06-21-25, 06-22-25
I fully expect someone to throw a little fit over the “I got deported at Offkai” shirts/signs. Similarly, I expect one or two troublemakers trying to bring protest stuff (over from LA). I hope and assume they would shut it down too quickly to even know it happened.
Shame Niji doesn’t appear to be attending this year either, so I guess we won’t be getting any drama at or regarding the corpos or their booths (which is a good thing, yes).
Except if, at the Phase booth, the Sleepy cosplayer wears a Palestine pin and invites Hasan to Offkai...
Shame Niji doesn’t appear to be attending this year either, so I guess we won’t be getting any drama at or regarding the corpos or their booths (which is a good thing, yes).
Except if, at the Phase booth, the Sleepy cosplayer wears a Palestine pin and invites Hasan to Offkai...
TL: I have no humor, my life is miserable, and nobody is allowed to have fun.
These people are soft as hell. I hope there are multiple people wearing those deportation shirts.
The phase fan artists continue their "ironic" homosexuality and cause an STD outbreak.
Phase Booth Stolen
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Wonder what the retard that stole the truck will do with all that random plastic vtuber merch
Fuck i was about to say something was going to happen with PC and i was too slow
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I hope whoever stole it sets it up as a booth for picking up rioting gear just out in the streets.
"GET YOUR PHASE CONNECT™ SPONSORED RIOT GEAR HERE!"
I wonder what the complexion and race of the ne'erdowells who committed this theft was.
This is the funniest opener we could have. Can't wait for saturday room parties.
Just wait until the hard doxing vs sovereign citizens fights at the meet and greetsSurely it can't get much worse now, am I right lads?
Sorry, how did we get to "the official phase connect booth was stolen" from "some guy who talks to xynchro on discord says his truck was broken into?"
EDIT: ok I looked and found that pippa talked about it here:
1:01:59
EDIT: ok I looked and found that pippa talked about it here:
1:01:59
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