The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

niggaphil said:

Have you archive the DM? You should publish here and let us have a look and laugh

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Hff201 said:

I really do not want to read Nolan and Rie's roleplay logs.

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Aquatic Novellite said:

@superduper, did or did you not out on your robe and wizard hat shark hoodie and trident during your chat sessions with Nolan?

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niggaphil said:

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What is the next Crush identity in twitter?

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Negronald Trump said:

Let me just say, Nolan is much dumber than a goldfish at this point, fucker DOES NOT WANT TO LEARN.

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Goldfish have strong associative learning abilities, as well as social learning skills. In addition, their visual acuity allows them to distinguish between individual humans. Owners may notice that fish react favorably to them (swimming to the front of the glass, swimming rapidly around the tank, and going to the surface mouthing for food) while hiding when other people approach the tank. Over time, goldfish learn to associate their owners and other humans with food, often "begging" for food whenever their owners approach.[32]

Goldfish that have constant visual contact with humans also stop considering them to be a threat. After being kept in a tank for several weeks, sometimes months, it becomes possible to feed a goldfish by hand without it shying away.

Goldfish have a memory-span of at least three months and can distinguish between different shapes, colors, and sounds.[33][34] By using positive reinforcement, goldfish can be trained to recognize and to react to light signals of different colors[35] or to perform tricks.[36] Fish respond to certain colors most evidently in relation to feeding.[32] Fish learn to anticipate feedings provided they occur at around the same time every day.

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Nolan Crush has consistently failed tests for associative abilities and social learning. Nolan does not have any demonstrated pattern recognition skills and will simply try to do the same thing over and over again, and everytime Nolan will be surprised by the negative result. This is a common definition of insanity.[1]

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