The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Hff201]

Have you archive the DM? You should publish here and let us have a look and laugh

I really do not want to read Nolan and Rie's roleplay logs.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

I really do not want to read Nolan and Rie's roleplay logs.

@superduper, did or did you not put on your robe and wizard hat shark hoodie and trident during your chat sessions with Nolan?

 

[CalciumAnimal]

@superduper, did or did you not out on your robe and wizard hat shark hoodie and trident during your chat sessions with Nolan?

Just to tie up loose ends we should interrogate scoots about that too

 

[niggaphil]

Oh No, Nolan without his iconic profile, it doesn't represent his identity!!!

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Of course Nolan still showing his degeneracy in the public:

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[niggaphil]

What is the next Crush identity in twitter?

 

[Negronald Trump]

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What is the next Crush identity in twitter?

Let me just say, Nolan is much dumber than a goldfish at this point, fucker DOES NOT WANT TO LEARN. I wanna see his discord crushout over this, that shit would be hilarious.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Let me just say, Nolan is much dumber than a goldfish at this point, fucker DOES NOT WANT TO LEARN.

Goldfish have strong associative learning abilities, as well as social learning skills. In addition, their visual acuity allows them to distinguish between individual humans. Owners may notice that fish react favorably to them (swimming to the front of the glass, swimming rapidly around the tank, and going to the surface mouthing for food) while hiding when other people approach the tank. Over time, goldfish learn to associate their owners and other humans with food, often "begging" for food whenever their owners approach.[32]

Goldfish that have constant visual contact with humans also stop considering them to be a threat. After being kept in a tank for several weeks, sometimes months, it becomes possible to feed a goldfish by hand without it shying away.

Goldfish have a memory-span of at least three months and can distinguish between different shapes, colors, and sounds.[33][34] By using positive reinforcement, goldfish can be trained to recognize and to react to light signals of different colors[35] or to perform tricks.[36] Fish respond to certain colors most evidently in relation to feeding.[32] Fish learn to anticipate feedings provided they occur at around the same time every day.

In comparison:

Nolan Crush has consistently failed tests for associative abilities and social learning. Nolan does not have any demonstrated pattern recognition skills and will simply try to do the same thing over and over again, and everytime Nolan will be surprised by the negative result. This is a common definition of insanity.[1]

So, yeah. Evidently so.

 

[Zizara]

Let me just say, Nolan is much dumber than a goldfish at this point, fucker DOES NOT WANT TO LEARN. I wanna see his discord crushout over this, that shit would be hilarious.

He just refuses to acknowledge consequences. Or is incapable of recognising his past behaviours as being different from what he currently desires. Like, he absolutely had to know he was throwing out a death threat in the moment because there's no other reason to write the message he did. He just thought he was being too smart and when the reports came in he started crying because it was just an honest misunderstanding that other people shouldn't hold against him. Now, he's gone and got himself into a "banned for ban evasion" loop. All self inflicted. Actual cattle behaviour from someone who can only conceive of the current moment.

 

[Koronesuki]

I think even cattle are more capable of learning.

 

[Zapan1984]

Somewhat Nolan related, i found him yesterday out in the wild in the comments on a Video about the Saberspark stuff probably as it was MLP related

 

[niggaphil]

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That explains why he thinks beating his own sister is never a sin!!!

Also, Nolan in Bluesky supporting Binted and the Troon:

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Nolan Current Status: Truly buck-broken by Kirsche

 

[Phantasm]

That explains why he thinks beating his own sister is never a sin!!!

Also, Nolan in Bluesky supporting Binted and the Troon:
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Nolan Current Status: Truly buck-broken by Kirsche

That's not an achievement he was buck-broken at birth

 

[Negronald Trump]

That explains why he thinks beating his own sister is never a sin!!!

Also, Nolan in Bluesky supporting Binted and the Troon:
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Let me just say, Nolan got himself banned on X because he'a a ragetarding idiot and got relegated to fucking Bluesky.

Now all we need is for him to lose his job and piss off his father so we can start the Nolan Crush homeless arc.

 

[niggaphil]

Let me just say, Nolan got himself banned on X because he'a a ragetarding idiot and got relegated to fucking Bluesky.

Pretty sure he is trying to "ban-evading" on twitter.

He must be using different alt account. The easiest way to find him out is you can look at specific Kurosanji Vtuber talent twitter (Elira, Millie, Enna), see which account retweet and LMAOOO, or ragetarding on Kirsche's post

 

[NeneLOVE]

Somewhat Nolan related, i found him yesterday out in the wild in the comments on a Video about the Saberspark stuff probably as it was MLP related

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What happened to saberspark now? Was he outed as a pest?

 

[RestlessRain]

Decided to go look for Nolan Crush alts. Didn't find one on Twitter but I found this old alt with two posts:



Man, a lot can change in six years.

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

Decided to go look for Nolan Crush alts. Didn't find one on Twitter but I found this old alt with two posts:



Man, a lot can change in six years.

I am for bi-erasure if it erases Nolan

 

[CalciumAnimal]

What happened to saberspark now? Was he outed as a pest?

from my understanding

#1 the actual document is about another guy but saber sparks name was floated as being "gross" without going into specifics

Guys super autistic so that tracks. but also feels like kicking the retard for no reason.

#2 the "document" came out form a tard called IloveKimPossiblealot who has been hyping this thing up for at least a week.


Conclusion: anyone with a brain has been calling KP a retard for trying to "hype up" her accusations especially when the thing comes out and it seemed like at the time Spark was only in there because its a name some people know

Edit:did more digging and looks like the majority at least is made up?

Ive not kept on top of this myself but that's what i know.

Edit: gonna post his response since i generally like the guy.

 

[Hff201]

from my understanding

#1 the actual document is about another guy but saber sparks name was floated as being "gross" without going into specifics

Guys super autistic so that tracks. but also feels like kicking the retard for no reason.

#2 the "document" came out form a tard called IloveKimPossiblealot who has been hyping this thing up for at least a week.


Conclusion: anyone with a brain has been calling KP a retard for trying to "hype up" her accusations especially when the thing comes out and it seemed like at the time Spark was only in there because its a name some people know

Edit:did more digging and looks like the majority at least is made up?

Ive not kept on top of this myself but that's what i know.

Edit: gonna post his response since i generally like the guy.

At this point it's probably safer just to assume any sexual assault accusation is bullshit if they haven't got the law involved and/or provided bulletproof decisive evidence, since women genuinely do just go online and say stuff. This shit keeps fucking happening.

 

[thhrang]

The video from Cope And Seethe that Zapan posted the Nolan comment from probably actually is the best coverage/explanation of the drama I've seen. Guy talked to all the spergs and basically put them all on blast for being incompetent fucking retards.