His gonads are lost to the lathe.FISHMAN GROW SOME GONADS YOU CHINESE CUCK!
It's very simple; Offkai is Fishman's Israel.
Spend money on your own company? No! give it to Offkai!
Offkai attacks the USS Pipkin Pippa? Give money to our greatest ally, Offkai!
Artists are getting screwed by the industry? Here is how Offkai is the most affected!

No wonder I thought what you wrote looked familiar.