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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Continuation from my last post. So after that whole janny talk and Crush venting about doobycord mod banning him because he asking for mod to apologize due to 'unfair ban', some nousagicord member starts talking about Crush.

First one is a member commenting on Crush's smart attempt from my last post:
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Then more members start joining in the fun, with Crush trying (in his best) to defend himself:
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As if that wasn't enough, the member Tubbeh decided to dig out a screenshot of something from last year
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And it seemingly ended with Tubbeh trying to give some advice to Crush
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Unfortunately, just after this, Nolan did something again (spamming stuff to hide the previous posts in the channel) and caused Tubbeh to turn his smile upside down
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All in all, interesting stuff. And no, I am not Faceless Enjoyer.
>actually deleting discord messages when everyone in the server is aware of his spergouts
Didn't he use to delete or at the very least heavily edit his messages on the farms like days later after people called him out on being a retard?
 

oscillator

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>actually deleting discord messages when everyone in the server is aware of his spergouts
Didn't he use to delete or at the very least heavily edit his messages on the farms like days later after people called him out on being a retard?
What do you expect him to do other than either double down or start being a coward
 

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>actually deleting discord messages when everyone in the server is aware of his spergouts
Didn't he use to delete or at the very least heavily edit his messages on the farms like days later after people called him out on being a retard?
As far as I know, I never seen him deleting anything off nousagicord, but he does constantly trying to repost things in order to hide or cut-off replies to his post or something. Like when Faceless Enjoyer was asking him about the asmongold opinion and what Tubbeh said at the last few screenshots.

I think for this one instance he does delete something that Mitui was already replying, but even when its gone, its still focused on him. Specifically on the Doobycord stuff prior.
 

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As far as I know, I never seen him deleting anything off nousagicord, but he does constantly trying to repost things in order to hide or cut-off replies to his post or something. Like when Faceless Enjoyer was asking him about the asmongold opinion and what Tubbeh said at the last few screenshots.

I think for this one instance he does delete something that Mitui was already replying, but even when its gone, its still focused on him. Specifically on the Doobycord stuff prior.
Sounds akin to putting your hands over your ears and screaming, so you can't hear consequences catching up. I'm not surprised he does this, full denial seems to be the path Nolan's chosen. (The end of that road will be a brick wall, with pointy iron spikes...)
 

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>actually deleting discord messages when everyone in the server is aware of his spergouts
Didn't he use to delete or at the very least heavily edit his messages on the farms like days later after people called him out on being a retard?
He did and that got his edit and delete perms removed by a mod (probably stheno).
 

niggaphil

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Not even a month, Nolan is getting fired.
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Nolan seriously need help in controlling his rage, instead of being a massive tard and sperging on twitter.
 

Abomination

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Not even a month, Nolan is getting fired.
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Nolan seriously need help in controlling his rage, instead of being a massive tard and sperging on twitter.
So this retard started his job last month and already has enough write-ups to get his ass fired? And this one is because he publicly tard raged on the facility's phone at his Dad because he's too useless to commute himself to and from his job. And no doubt his phone was dead because he spent too much time watching streams on it at work.

Holy shit, he's so fucking useless.
 

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Not even a month, Nolan is getting fired.
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Nolan seriously need help in controlling his rage, instead of being a massive tard and sperging on twitter.
>hasn't even been a full month and has acquired multiple write-ups, enough to warrant his firing if he receives 1 more
>phone is dead because he likely used it all day instead of working
>runs inside and uses nursing home phone to call dad and screech at him for being late to pick him because Nolan can't drive
>screeches and curses loudly, causing one of the senile residents to repeatedly say "fuck" all day

Fucking KINO
:gigilaugh:
 

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>hasn't even been a full month and has acquired multiple write-ups, enough to warrant his firing if he receives 1 more
>phone is dead because he likely used it all day instead of working
>runs inside and uses nursing home phone to call dad and screech at him for being late to pick him because Nolan can't drive
>screeches and curses loudly, causing one of the senile residents to repeatedly say "fuck" all day

Fucking KINO
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...Perhaps even a data entry job might be too much for him, at this point. A call center is out of the question, if it will end up with yelling. Same with local store clerks and food service. This is where I would normally suggest going into a trade, but...no, incredible risk of injury if not taken seriously.

I once again strongly recommend a group home/medical facility, which are already waitlisted to hell and back again. The process should have begun years ago, but better late than never. Otherwise, I don't see a happy ending to any of this at all.
 

Hotdogs Aplenty

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...Perhaps even a data entry job might be too much for him, at this point. A call center is out of the question, if it will end up with yelling. Same with local store clerks and food service. This is where I would normally suggest going into a trade, but...no, incredible risk of injury if not taken seriously.

I once again strongly recommend a group home/medical facility, which are already waitlisted to hell and back again. The process should have begun years ago, but better late than never. Otherwise, I don't see a happy ending to any of this at all.
Maybe an El Salvadorian prison?
 

niggaphil

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...Perhaps even a data entry job might be too much for him, at this point. A call center is out of the question, if it will end up with yelling. Same with local store clerks and food service. This is where I would normally suggest going into a trade, but...no, incredible risk of injury if not taken seriously.

I once again strongly recommend a group home/medical facility, which are already waitlisted to hell and back again. The process should have begun years ago, but better late than never. Otherwise, I don't see a happy ending to any of this at all.
The only job he is qualify for is being an actual Janitor: cleaning toilet while LMAO at livestream.

Well, he still have time sperging at Twitter:
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This tweet sure aged like a fine wine :dokiSmug::
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The only job he is qualify for is being an actual Janitor: cleaning toilet while LMAO at livestream.
With the way he handles doggy diapers? No thanks. :botanheadshake: I have more respect for someone who works weird hours dealing with stuff most people don't want to be near than to think Nolan in his current state could be a janitor. The work he should do is on himself, at least a little to start, but Nolan's never to blame, so no need to change....
 

TKN_Lurker

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Jesus Christ. Those folks in the nursing home are in for a rough time. I'm betting maybe a week before he gets kicked out for having a spergy meltdown over his dad in the middle of work.
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I got the time off but man was I right about the reason. Nolan is so full of tard rage, he literally can't help but self immolate every time. Even at work no less.
 

oscillator

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This is what happens when you tell Nolan to get a spine he takes it too literally
Too much that he could break his own in half
 

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Not even a month, Nolan is getting fired.
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:dokiwheeze:

Nolan seriously need help in controlling his rage, instead of being a massive tard and sperging on twitter.
Wait, I need a bit of clarification here. He got one writeup for this. Is there a two-strike policy, or is there another strike that he hasn't told us about yet?
 

niggaphil

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Wait, I need a bit of clarification here. He got one writeup for this. Is there a two-strike policy, or is there another strike that he hasn't told us about yet?
He hasn't talk about the previous writeup incident in the twitter or the MLP blospot. I am sure he would be venting about this in some dark corner of the discord.

Are you brave enough to explore the degenerate discords and find Nolan's lost media? :dokiSmug:
 

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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Not going to cry about that, I probably don't want to see most of them :pikayabai:
Telling someone to go fuck themselves is a weak insult. Telling someone "I hope you stumble upon Nolan posting futa porn about your oshi" is an actual concern to have.
 
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