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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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leave a single comment saying Hi Nolan Crush.Since the homeland opened a new Live Talent sub-forum (Probably April Fool shitpost, but who knows?), Nolan definitely going there and LMAO soon
Should we copy and paste the Nolan's information on that forum because it is relevant to Vtuber?
Wait.
when he shows up declare yourself the reincarnation of Nostradamus and start a religion declare jihad on the Nolan Creature.
Going for a second "I HATE REINIGEN, I HOPE HE DIES REEEEEEE" blogpost rant from Nolan, I see.
Yeah. No religion in this green earth ever backs down peacefully, religion is a weapon of control over the ignorant masses and its masters wouldn't ever FUCKING DREAM of letting their unlimited source of power, wealth and influence over entire civilizations go.
Christianity was dragged kicking and screaming into irrelevance as the illiterate masses which fed its influence were given access to education/technology and didn't need to keep believing in sky fairies to explain thunder and solar eclipses or pray to some donation-embezzling priest to cure their illnesses. Islam had some pretty secular periods but each time they get anywhere some retarded barbarians come in and destroy anything of value.
MANY HAG CULTISTS on their way to burn nenelove as we speak.
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Nah.
What broke the power of Christianity weren't the masses rising up, it were states jealous of the church's money and influence breaking it over their knees so they could have that power instead. The German nobles siding with the protestants absorbed much of the local church's land and wealth. Henry VIII created the Anglican church toget new pussy get rid of Rome, revolutionary France (led by the urban upper class, in case anyone forgot) took in the church's money to finance its wars.
It wasn't quite as radical everywhere, Spain was more subtle about it (still did it, though), but yeah.
And the entire reason this happened was that the catholic church wasn't a tool for the state to use as it saw fit. Not a good one, anyway. It kept trying to assert its independence and fought the state time and time again.
Tellingly, in areas where the church had always been subservient to the state (orthodox Christianity; the newly emergent state churches in protestant Europe), this process didn't happen/immediately stopped again.
The loss of faith among the general population post dates this process by many centuries. What exactly caused this in particular is, honestly, still subject to debate. I suppose it'd be a bit glib to say "Steampower".
As for islamic secularism... nah. It had brief periods of intellectual curiosity in the middle east and Spain, but both of these were 1. quite short, and 2. ended before the barbarians came in. In Spain, deep conservativism settled in half a millenium before Castile took over. In the middle east, all the Mongols did was eliminate sad memories of once great thought that hadn't produced anything new or valuable for over a century already. And it'd, at any rate, be a bit rich to blame the Mongols when said same Mongols did support proto science aplenty in the form of the Yuan dynasty (which the Ming dynasty promptly trashed because it was associated with the Mongols. Thus, while Marco Polo could be super impressed with advanced Yuan technology, by the time the Jesuits arrived in China two centuries and change later, Chinese math and technology was already trash. Thanks, Ming!).
What broke the power of Christianity weren't the masses rising up, it were states jealous of the church's money and influence breaking it over their knees so they could have that power instead. The German nobles siding with the protestants absorbed much of the local church's land and wealth. Henry VIII created the Anglican church to
It wasn't quite as radical everywhere, Spain was more subtle about it (still did it, though), but yeah.
And the entire reason this happened was that the catholic church wasn't a tool for the state to use as it saw fit. Not a good one, anyway. It kept trying to assert its independence and fought the state time and time again.
Tellingly, in areas where the church had always been subservient to the state (orthodox Christianity; the newly emergent state churches in protestant Europe), this process didn't happen/immediately stopped again.
The loss of faith among the general population post dates this process by many centuries. What exactly caused this in particular is, honestly, still subject to debate. I suppose it'd be a bit glib to say "Steampower".
As for islamic secularism... nah. It had brief periods of intellectual curiosity in the middle east and Spain, but both of these were 1. quite short, and 2. ended before the barbarians came in. In Spain, deep conservativism settled in half a millenium before Castile took over. In the middle east, all the Mongols did was eliminate sad memories of once great thought that hadn't produced anything new or valuable for over a century already. And it'd, at any rate, be a bit rich to blame the Mongols when said same Mongols did support proto science aplenty in the form of the Yuan dynasty (which the Ming dynasty promptly trashed because it was associated with the Mongols. Thus, while Marco Polo could be super impressed with advanced Yuan technology, by the time the Jesuits arrived in China two centuries and change later, Chinese math and technology was already trash. Thanks, Ming!).
this seasons decision to just randomly have two whole episodes about religion right in the middle of the nolans new job arc is peak comedy.
even his own show doesn't want him in it anymore.
even his own show doesn't want him in it anymore.
Nolan Crush in Twitter: I didnt waste March in 2025, I HAVE A JOB NOW! IT IS MY BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT! I am a CHAD to pwn the TWITTER!!
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He is speedrunning in getting fired, heh?
Also, Nolan's discord arc will be finished soon? But there is still Latino, Russian, Korean, Japanese discord out there!
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Meanwhile, in Discord:
He is speedrunning in getting fired, heh?
Also, Nolan's discord arc will be finished soon? But there is still Latino, Russian, Korean, Japanese discord out there!
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How does this motherfucker have a job he has no OPSEC we all know practically everything about this man. Frankly I wouldn't trust whoever hired this maniac because you could just type this tards name into google and a laundry list of reasons as to why you shouldn't appear he's practically a NimcelNolan Crush in Twitter: I didnt waste March in 2025, I HAVE A JOB NOW! IT IS MY BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT! I am a CHAD to pwn the TWITTER!!
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He is speedrunning in getting fired, heh?
Also, Nolan's discord arc will be finished soon? But there is still Latino, Russian, Korean, Japanese discord out there!
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Pretty sure this thread is on the first page of search results for his name.
Our holy labors have truly paid off
Edit: Checked, doesn't appear for me, first thing is his sister's obituary. Nolan is probably extra fucked due to having such a weird last name.
Searching "Nolan Schlamersdorf" on Google with a VPN using Microsoft Edge (just to make sure there is no search history bias) shows this thread as the second to last result on the first page.
Including his middle name "Stewart" pushes this site back to the 3rd page of results.
So, if I remember correctly, there was mentions about how our ohio-man got himself banned off Doobycord, which I did check but has no clue or accessible info on why he got banned there. Well, on the nousagicord I saw crush talking about mods being mods and he decided to show why.
He then linked three images:
1. His first attempt at contacting a moderator (Ferat)
2. Continuation of said contact with Ferat
3. Nolan with another alt telling the same mod curses because of what?
So... if I get this right, a month before or whatever, Crush got banned off doobycord, likely because him being himself posting about his evil dad or whatever. Timeskip a month after that, he tried to get unbanned by contacting the mod. The mod said he doesn't like dealing with pity party that Crush was throwing into the server but Crush said that he are always active in the livechat, so thats unfair but he won't do it again, pinky promise. Ferat said okay
Then Crush had to say "I expected an apology".
Ferat decided to ban him instead.
Either way, he seems to have someone telling him to back down before he start talking shit on doobycord just to get unbanned.
He then linked three images:
1. His first attempt at contacting a moderator (Ferat)
2. Continuation of said contact with Ferat
3. Nolan with another alt telling the same mod curses because of what?
So... if I get this right, a month before or whatever, Crush got banned off doobycord, likely because him being himself posting about his evil dad or whatever. Timeskip a month after that, he tried to get unbanned by contacting the mod. The mod said he doesn't like dealing with pity party that Crush was throwing into the server but Crush said that he are always active in the livechat, so thats unfair but he won't do it again, pinky promise. Ferat said okay
Then Crush had to say "I expected an apology".
Ferat decided to ban him instead.
Either way, he seems to have someone telling him to back down before he start talking shit on doobycord just to get unbanned.
Classic Nolan. Tries to talk down to a mod and gets parried into a command grab resulting in a ban.
Let me just say, perfect parry into Zangief SA3 will always be
WANNA SEE A FUCKING INFINITE? Give it time im sure discord will explode form the sheer amount of servers Nolan is banned from.
Continuation from my last post. So after that whole janny talk and Crush venting about doobycord mod banning him because he asking for mod to apologize due to 'unfair ban', some nousagicord member starts talking about Crush.
First one is a member commenting on Crush's smart attempt from my last post:
Then more members start joining in the fun, with Crush trying (in his best) to defend himself:
As if that wasn't enough, the member Tubbeh decided to dig out a screenshot of something from last year
And it seemingly ended with Tubbeh trying to give some advice to Crush
Unfortunately, just after this, Nolan did something again (spamming stuff to hide the previous posts in the channel) and caused Tubbeh to turn his smile upside down
All in all, interesting stuff. And no, I am not Faceless Enjoyer.
First one is a member commenting on Crush's smart attempt from my last post:
Then more members start joining in the fun, with Crush trying (in his best) to defend himself:
As if that wasn't enough, the member Tubbeh decided to dig out a screenshot of something from last year
And it seemingly ended with Tubbeh trying to give some advice to Crush
Unfortunately, just after this, Nolan did something again (spamming stuff to hide the previous posts in the channel) and caused Tubbeh to turn his smile upside down
All in all, interesting stuff. And no, I am not Faceless Enjoyer.
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