"I do play games. I promise I play games. Just not this type of game... I'm a rhythm gamer ok? Is that the truth- Is that the truth you want? I'm a rhythm gamer, I can only hit 2 buttons... I can only hit 2 to 4 buttons simultaneously painshork noises that's the truth gets attacked ah get outta here barracuda... I'm having a moment."Gawr Gura

Pippakistan's Psych Ward v3: Fosterhome For Aloggers (And Walmart Night Stockers)

RestlessRain

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Clown Penis

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>I was only 50 years old
>I loved the Meat Pippa so much, yet I had none of the merchandise or bodypillows
>I'd pray to Meat Pippa every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given
>"Meat Pippa is love", I would say, "Meat Pippa is life".
>My dad hears me and calls me a kike
>I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Meat Pippa
>I called him a goy
>He gasses me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's Meat Pippa
>I'm so happy
>She whispers in my ear, "pipipipipi"
>She grabs me with her powerful rodent hands, and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>The Meat Pippa starts beating me with a metal rod
>It hurts so much, but I do it for the Meat Pippa
>I can feel my skin tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please the Meat Pippa
>She screeches a mighty screech, as my blood spills from my body from her intense ryonaing
>My dad walks in
>Meat Pippa looks him straight in the eye, and says, "a man walked into a bar"
>Meat Pippa flew out through my window
>Meat Pippa is love. Meat Pippa is life
"And despite all this, I loved him." - Thhrang
 

Hff201

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So uh, Pippa should bring back those greentext reading videos.
 

Migoed Helmet

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So uh, Pippa should bring back those greentext reading videos.
Send it to her in a letter signed "Pipkun", when she reads it on stream you'll take out two for the price of one
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Send it to her in a letter signed "Pipkun", when she reads it on stream you'll take out two for the price of one
Even better, replace "Meat Pippa" in the greentext with Reticule
 

thhrang

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I started playing some Transformice in preparation for the stream, what a simple yet somewhat addicting game.
 

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Oh, and here comes Luwud to try and spoil the mood. Thankfully, Lia puts him in his place.


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RestlessRain

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I think pippa would like this stream it also continues my grand game of what is the topic of this thread anyway
 

DTrp

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let's pretend it's 2022 and we are waiting for pippa's stream to start

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Processor Slackeroff

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@DTrp @Security Pippa news:

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DTrp

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50% tariffs on canada! it's over merchfags, unless sakana ships straight from china to the US warehouse.
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Also, I wonder if trump is going to take a 50% cut of pippa's superchats off the top, or if he'll just take a 50% cut of sakana's ~50%.
if the latter RIP dizzy.
 
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Hff201

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50% tariffs on canada! it's over merchfags, unless sakana ships straight from china to the US warehouse.
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Also, I wonder if trump is going to take a 50% cut of pippa's superchats off the top, or if he'll just take a 50% cut of sakana's ~50%.
if the latter RIP dizzy.
He should've moved the business out of Canada a long time ago anyway, the merch delays boiling down to "blame Canada" are much less understandable when there's a clear solution to the problem.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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50% tariffs on canada! it's over merchfags, unless sakana ships straight from china to the US warehouse.
View attachment 91720

Also, I wonder if trump is going to take a 50% cut of pippa's superchats off the top, or if he'll just take a 50% cut of sakana's ~50%.
if the latter RIP dizzy.
Sakana: "Wow, we're the only small corpo that survived the past few years of reaping, even with Advent and Justice shoring up all their viewers that wandered off. I guess we're in the clear and don't have anything to worry about...wait...why do I hear YMCA playing?"
 

RestlessRain

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He should've moved the business out of Canada a long time ago anyway, the merch delays boiling down to "blame Canada" are much less understandable when there's a clear solution to the problem.
We don't know Sakana's persona circumstances, there could be reasons that he's stuck where he currently is in Canada, such as his or his wife's family circumstances. There's also a pretty long wait list to legally immigrate to the USA, which you would have to do to properly run and operate a business there.
 

Hff201

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We don't know Sakana's persona circumstances, there could be reasons that he's stuck where he currently is in Canada, such as his or his wife's family circumstances. There's also a pretty long wait list to legally immigrate to the USA, which you would have to do to properly run and operate a business there.
Dizzy could move with him :baeJam:
 
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