"Heeey lads! Lads! Come on me ship! Come on me ship! We'll all go out! Get your guns! And the treasure chest! Bring out the treasure chest!! And treasure map!! We have to get back to the ship HURRY!!! It's gold! I have to get my pirate hat! Oh nooo it fell, get my pirate hat! Ahoy mateys!"MamaMori (looking at her favorite holomem photo)

Pippakistan's Psych Ward v3: Fosterhome For Aloggers (And Walmart Night Stockers)

RestlessRain

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Joined:  Sep 21, 2022

Clown Penis

To Be Continued
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formerly pipkin (Parody)

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>I was only 50 years old
>I loved the Meat Pippa so much, yet I had none of the merchandise or bodypillows
>I'd pray to Meat Pippa every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given
>"Meat Pippa is love", I would say, "Meat Pippa is life".
>My dad hears me and calls me a kike
>I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Meat Pippa
>I called him a goy
>He gasses me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's Meat Pippa
>I'm so happy
>She whispers in my ear, "pipipipipi"
>She grabs me with her powerful rodent hands, and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>The Meat Pippa starts beating me with a metal rod
>It hurts so much, but I do it for the Meat Pippa
>I can feel my skin tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please the Meat Pippa
>She screeches a mighty screech, as my blood spills from my body from her intense ryonaing
>My dad walks in
>Meat Pippa looks him straight in the eye, and says, "a man walked into a bar"
>Meat Pippa flew out through my window
>Meat Pippa is love. Meat Pippa is life
"And despite all this, I loved him." - Thhrang
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
So uh, Pippa should bring back those greentext reading videos.
 

Migoed Helmet

Unintentionally reuses words in every longpost
Joined:  Feb 29, 2024
So uh, Pippa should bring back those greentext reading videos.
Send it to her in a letter signed "Pipkun", when she reads it on stream you'll take out two for the price of one
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
Send it to her in a letter signed "Pipkun", when she reads it on stream you'll take out two for the price of one
Even better, replace "Meat Pippa" in the greentext with Reticule
 

thhrang

Punished Autism Extraordinaire
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Ward Security
♥Realticule's Husbando♥
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
I started playing some Transformice in preparation for the stream, what a simple yet somewhat addicting game.
 
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