>I was only 50 years old
>I loved the Meat Pippa so much, yet I had none of the merchandise or bodypillows
>I'd pray to Meat Pippa every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given
>"Meat Pippa is love", I would say, "Meat Pippa is life".
>My dad hears me and calls me a kike
>I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Meat Pippa
>I called him a goy
>He gasses me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's Meat Pippa
>I'm so happy
>She whispers in my ear, "pipipipipi"
>She grabs me with her powerful rodent hands, and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>The Meat Pippa starts beating me with a metal rod
>It hurts so much, but I do it for the Meat Pippa
>I can feel my skin tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please the Meat Pippa
>She screeches a mighty screech, as my blood spills from my body from her intense ryonaing
>My dad walks in
>Meat Pippa looks him straight in the eye, and says, "a man walked into a bar"
>Meat Pippa flew out through my window
>Meat Pippa is love. Meat Pippa is life
"And despite all this, I loved him." - Thhrang
Send it to her in a letter signed "Pipkun", when she reads it on stream you'll take out two for the price of oneSo uh, Pippa should bring back those greentext reading videos.
Even better, replace "Meat Pippa" in the greentext with ReticuleSend it to her in a letter signed "Pipkun", when she reads it on stream you'll take out two for the price of one
shes got celt/welsh genesIn all seriousness I think that's a very unfortunate woman if I had to make an assumption
i guess she can overlook those hurtful bathtub comments from way back whenActually a very sweet message from Lia.
He should've moved the business out of Canada a long time ago anyway, the merch delays boiling down to "blame Canada" are much less understandable when there's a clear solution to the problem.50% tariffs on canada! it's over merchfags, unless sakana ships straight from china to the US warehouse.
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Also, I wonder if trump is going to take a 50% cut of pippa's superchats off the top, or if he'll just take a 50% cut of sakana's ~50%.
if the latter RIP dizzy.
Sakana: "Wow, we're the only small corpo that survived the past few years of reaping, even with Advent and Justice shoring up all their viewers that wandered off. I guess we're in the clear and don't have anything to worry about...wait...why do I hear YMCA playing?"50% tariffs on canada! it's over merchfags, unless sakana ships straight from china to the US warehouse.
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Also, I wonder if trump is going to take a 50% cut of pippa's superchats off the top, or if he'll just take a 50% cut of sakana's ~50%.
if the latter RIP dizzy.
We don't know Sakana's persona circumstances, there could be reasons that he's stuck where he currently is in Canada, such as his or his wife's family circumstances. There's also a pretty long wait list to legally immigrate to the USA, which you would have to do to properly run and operate a business there.He should've moved the business out of Canada a long time ago anyway, the merch delays boiling down to "blame Canada" are much less understandable when there's a clear solution to the problem.
Dizzy could move with himWe don't know Sakana's persona circumstances, there could be reasons that he's stuck where he currently is in Canada, such as his or his wife's family circumstances. There's also a pretty long wait list to legally immigrate to the USA, which you would have to do to properly run and operate a business there.